Strange Laws

[Kurama 171]

I found some preeeeety strange laws the other day. Here the are! Which do you think is the strangest?

[naminé 26]

You can be arrested for making ugly faces at a dog? Really?? I think it's the strangest. x)

[The Protagonist 332]

going to bed without a bath WTF!!!

[Xalaru 445]

I live in England and I didn't know about that one. Lol. You sure that's not a really old one or something?

 

I'd say one of those first two is the strangest. Probably the one about it being illegal to go to bed without having a bath first.

[Ghost 1,857]

Without a bath? Well firetruck then I'm screwed because I prefer mine in the GODDAMN MORNING.

 

The police in my town suck anyways though. And 1/4 of the people in Boston always smell so I guess they decided not to enforce the law because the cells would be too full.

[Hei 3,233]

I'm going to singapore to chew gum, dare to be dangerous

[Ghost 1,857]

I'm going to singapore to chew gum, dare to be dangerous

YOLO

[Hei 3,233]

YOLO

Nonono, more like 

 

You only chew once....SHAZAM

[Sora2 84]

I think these laws are messed up like .................... in England you can crossbow a welshman in certain part

[Ptolema 404]

My cousin and I once read an article about these. Anyone who dies near the Parliament must be given special, expensive funerary services. Because of that, it was made illegal to die in or near the Parliament. It is punishable with a huge fine and/or the death sentence. My cousin and I laughed like heck over that. Oh, and it's illegal to go fishing on a camel. Because we have all wanted to go fishing on a camel. And naming your pig Napoleon in France. In Atlanta, you can't tie your giraffe to a pole. Sorry, kids. No monster can enter a town in Illinois. Seriously, it's illegal.

 

 

ADVISORY 

BY DECREE OF THE LIBRARIAN OF CONGRESS 

IT SHALL HENCEFORTH BE ORDERED THAT AMERICANS SHALL NOT UNLOCK THEIR OWN SMARTPHONES. 

PENALTY: In some situations, first time offenders may be fined up to $500,000, imprisoned for five years, or both. For repeat offenders, the maximum penalty increases to a fine of $1,000,000, imprisonment for up to ten years, or both.* 

 

 

Loophole abuse: It doesn't say anything about unlocking someone else's smartphone.

 

There's a lot of stupid laws, all around the world. If this is our government's hope for the future... We may be doomed...

 

I personally think the funniest is the bed one. How the heck will they even know if you took a bath before going to bed?

 

...Uh-oh. We have a Big Brother government in place...

 

These are the other things I was reading.

 

http://www.otae.com/leyes_absurdas/

 

http://www.dumblaws.com/

[Zola 3,038]

It's illegal to go whale hunting in the lake I live by, no joke.

[Ptolema 404]

I think these laws are messed up like .................... in England you can crossbow a welshman in certain part

 

There's a place where it's legal to shoot a person, I think Scottish, as long as they are armed with a bow and arrows. My cousin made a brief story about it.

 

"You can't kill me."

"Why not?"

"It's murder! It's illegal!"

"But you're Scottish."

"So???"

"Oh, I'd forgotten."

*hands bow and arrows*

"Huh?"

*shot*

[Sora2 84]

yep

[Paranoia 494]

In Iowa, it's illegal for your horse to eat a fire hydrant.