princessnamine 232 Posted August 17, 2013 Kicks fire, in the face!Follows by fornicating with personified version of the laws of physics passionatelyAt climax, turns off gravity and becomes flying pig When pigs fly. *Creates a black hole* *Becomes Chuck Norris just to escape it* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lalalablah 1,538 Posted August 17, 2013 *War kills all but me*I win! hello um I cared for this child I do not die Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Felix...x? 113 Posted August 17, 2013 When pigs fly. *Creates a black hole**Becomes Chuck Norris just to escape it* Becomes Bruce lee, beats the shit out of chuck NorrisEnters black hole, turns out Einstein was wrong, enters universe full of milk shakes and waffles 1 princessnamine reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EternalReckoning 1,135 Posted August 17, 2013 Becomes Bruce lee, beats the shit out of chuck NorrisEnters black hole, turns out Einstein was wrong, enters universe full of milk shakes and waffles Sticks a cork in the black hole and blocks it up, then pumps poison gas into your delicious universe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Felix...x? 113 Posted August 17, 2013 Sticks a cork in the black hole and blocks it up, then pumps poison gas into your delicious universe.As Bruce lee, I beat up the corkAs a random person, I make a zombie army out of waffles, milkshakes and poison, looks like this Time.....Don't you do it....The boys brought my milkshake to the yard, Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EternalReckoning 1,135 Posted August 17, 2013 As Bruce lee, I beat up the corkAs a random person, I make a zombie army out of waffles, milkshakes and poison, looks like this Time.....Don't you do it....The boys brought my milkshake to the yard, trains martial arts and has an epic battle against Bruce lee. While i'm holding him off i summon a huge army of mutant immortal teletobees who proceed to tackle your army. ripping the waffles and replacing them with tubbee toast, harness the poison and fuse it with the milkshakes forcing your surviving troups to drink them and die. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gamerazor247 877 Posted August 17, 2013 Walks Cautiously through battlefield... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Felix...x? 113 Posted August 17, 2013 trains martial arts and has an epic battle against Bruce lee. While i'm holding him off i summon a huge army of mutant immortal teletobees who proceed to tackle your army. ripping the waffles and replacing them with tubbee toast, harness the poison and fuse it with the milkshakes forcing your surviving troups to drink them and die.Bruce lee beats you feeble kung fu, In Awsome action pact adventure he single handedly overcomes your forces, feh aiming his families honor, after a long hard day of making movies and inventing a philosophy, he feels a bit sore, and takes a pain killer. He ends up bring allergic to it and passes away.... Attack with loss of action icon.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Xiro 3,468 Posted August 17, 2013 Walks Cautiously through battlefield... *drop kicks you* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
princessnamine 232 Posted August 17, 2013 Walks Cautiously through battlefield... *BOO!* XDDDD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gamerazor247 877 Posted August 17, 2013 *drop kicks you* *dramatic fall* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
princessnamine 232 Posted August 17, 2013 *dramatic fall* *Helps you up* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Xiro 3,468 Posted August 17, 2013 *Helps you up* *pushes Gamerazor back down* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
princessnamine 232 Posted August 17, 2013 *pushes Gamerazor back down* NOOOOOOOOO! *Pushes you down with wind* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Xiro 3,468 Posted August 17, 2013 NOOOOOOOOO! *Pushes you down with wind* *falls down, then falls back up* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
princessnamine 232 Posted August 17, 2013 *falls down, then falls back up* *Sees my hair rising slightly* Looks like anti-gravity is back 8) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gamerazor247 877 Posted August 17, 2013 *falls down, then falls back up* *Throws Mohawk grenade at you* Oh I pity da fool who pushes down Mr. G Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Xiro 3,468 Posted August 17, 2013 *Throws Mohawk grenade at you* Oh I pity da fool who pushes down Mr. G *slaps it back at you* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lalalablah 1,538 Posted August 17, 2013 *throws eggs at everyone* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Xiro 3,468 Posted August 17, 2013 *throws milk at everyone* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lalalablah 1,538 Posted August 17, 2013 *Throws bread at everyone and proceeds to make French Toast* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Xiro 3,468 Posted August 17, 2013 *eats the French toast* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gamerazor247 877 Posted August 17, 2013 *slaps it back at you* * dodges and throws moar* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lalalablah 1,538 Posted August 17, 2013 Mwuahaha you have been poisoned! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gamerazor247 877 Posted August 17, 2013 *eats French toast* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
