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I CRAVE CHOCOLATE

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AHHTAMPONS

HOWCANPEOPLEUSETHOSED:

IDK I FIND THEM RATHER UHM

UNCOMFORTABLE? YEAHHHH...

 

BUTIGUESSIFYOUREUSEDTOTHEM=/

 

BUT OTHER THAN THAT TUMOR, I LOVE THE BATTLEPLAN. 8D

 

isitpossibletoloseyourvirginitytoatampon?

 

Tampons must hurt O.o

I mean... O_O

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My sisters crave sugar, LOTS of chocolate, and a days worth of Desperat Housewives. And being a dude and all, it creeps me out when I do too O_o

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OH I CRAVE CHOCOLATE THEN. 8D

BUT THEN AGAIN I CRAVE CHOCOALTE 24/7 SO THARR.

O_o YES CURSE THEM TAMPONS, NON? 8D

 

BUTIGUESSIFYOUREUSEDTOTHEM=/

OH DEWD CELLA I HAD TO READ THAT LIEK 4975234 ASDFFGHJKL TIMES TO GET THAT.

I thought you said "BUTIGUESSIFYOURE-USEDTHEM" ! O_O xD

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(Because SOMEONE was BOUND to say this...)

 

I slay small children when I'm on my period.

 

There, it has been said /shot

 

Oh, I also bleed from my vagina when I'm on my period. It pains me so, D8

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Go to the store

Select tampons and chocolate

approach the cashier with an angry look (noises are a plus!)

People may let you skip ahead of them in line.

 

This might work for guys, but the guy has to be really worried or look really tired

 

Brilliant. SImply Brilliant... It'd be weird for us Teenagers though. o.o

 

i don't like tampons. they're bad for you and painful to put on.

 

Wouldn't that be: Put IN?

 

it hurts having to shove them up my nostrils

 

...

xD

 

Tampons are not penises

 

you, sir, are correct.

 

What she said.

 

OH I CRAVE CHOCOLATE THEN. 8D

BUT THEN AGAIN I CRAVE CHOCOALTE 24/7 SO THARR.

O_o YES CURSE THEM TAMPONS, NON? 8D

CURSE THEM TO THE BOWELS OF HELL.

BUTIGUESSIFYOUREUSEDTOTHEM=/

OH DEWD CELLA I HAD TO READ THAT LIEK 4975234 ASDFFGHJKL TIMES TO GET THAT.

I thought you said "BUTIGUESSIFYOURE-USEDTHEM" ! O_O xD

 

Mental image: DO not delete, instead use as masturb- stopping right there.

 

(Because SOMEONE was BOUND to say this...)

 

I slay small children when I'm on my period.

 

There, it has been said /shot

 

Oh, I also bleed from my vagina when I'm on my period. It pains me so, D8

 

Holy shit. O.o o.O

......So tampons arent like a penis at all?

 

No... BUT MY PENIS IS LIKE A PENIS.

-rapes Celluh-

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Oh my.... .... I have been terrified by what I have read on this thread... you guys are insane!!!

 

AND I LIKE IT XDDDDD :D

 

it's nothing compared to our other "wonderful" threads : D

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