Lame pick up lines?

[Tricia-chan 42]

Yesh, we are amazuhzings! x3

[Nick 103]

'if i had a choice of apple pie, or u, id choose u'

fail, just wanted to try

[Koko 3,944]

'I have skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?'

[Liraxus 4]

Im douche, your bag LOVE MEH.

Your my answer to everything

 

Screw Samus, i lurv u.(For Video game nerds)

 

Hrmm...not bad ^_^

[SavageNymph 7]

"Can I put bacon on your head? 'Cuz you're smoking."

"If I was a Jedi, would you be my force?"

"I'd like to read your shirt in braille."

 

/failfailfail 8D

[Sorage55 10]

"Look at me, I can be, your everlasting memory. Fall in love, again and again, fall in love, and taste my sweet sin." /poetry fail

[Nick 103]

'when i walk around, i see u glow, r u sure ur simaler to the sun'

[Rebellexa 0]

"There's only one more thing sexier than you, and that's you with no shirt, tight Wranglers, and a cowboy hat."

 

ROFL Phail. I have cowboys on the brain.

[Sorage55 10]

"There's only one more thing sexier than you, and that's you with no shirt, tight Wranglers, and a cowboy hat."

 

ROFL Phail. I have cowboys on the brain.

 

Good thing i'm a country boy in some parts of my heart.

[Nick 103]

'u sure ur not free tonight, i made a hot meal for a hot person like u'

[Sorage55 10]

"Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?"

[sneezes 73]

-in a gracious move, Oblivion swoops in to save this thread-

so-

its a good thing im a pokemon trainer, i can handle your jigglypuffs!

 

that made me lol so much.

[Nick 103]

'r udating, or can i just call u tonight'

[Koko 3,944]

'The human body has 206 bones... Would you like one more?'

 

(that one works for guys )

[Nick 103]

'u look hot, can i cook eggs on u'

[Rose Riku 39]

"You better stop, drop, and roll - cause you're on fire!"

[Vanitas 127]

im like a rubik cube. the more u play me the harder i get

[Rebellexa 0]

 

"There's only one more thing sexier than you, and that's you with no shirt, tight Wranglers, and a cowboy hat."

 

ROFL Phail. I have cowboys on the brain.

 

Good thing i'm a country boy in some parts of my heart.

 

*whistles* WHAT'S YOUR JEAN SIZE?!

[Nick 103]

'what size r u, a d cup or a c cup, cuz ill take both'

lol

[Sorage55 10]

At first touch, my skin is warm, because your blazin' hot bod is firin' me up."

[Rebellexa 0]

"I know where you live. And I know when you go to sleep." >DDDDD

[Vanitas 127]

do u work with the UPS?

i could swear u were checking out my package

[Tricia-chan 42]

Vanitas, you got some good ones.

 

"They sent me to the asylum, because I went crazy for you."

Lame... (Hence the topic title, lame pick up lines, but this was too lame for even a lame pick up line. )

[ObsidianEagle 103]

Girl: hey, why are you skulking around this shed

Me: because i'm the president of the star trek fan club, come in and i'll take you to galactagon and back

[Nick 103]

girl:why are you in my house and in my stuff

me:fbi im looking in your stuff, for evidence, to prove your totally hot

(totally fail)