Lame pick up lines?

[Zero 9]

Man: *holds chest in pain* Ah!! I think I need to go to the ER!

Woman: Oh mai gawd are you having a heart attack?

Man: No! I think Cupid just hit me

 

.........

FAIL!

[Liraxus 4]

"You, me, my place, ee er ee er ee?"

 

Your gonna get slapped.

[Xlycojen 1]

^ O_o Most definitely going to get slapped.

[Deadshot 666]

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous

You must be from Pearl Harbor, cause baby you're the Bomb

You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that

[Tricia-chan 42]

@Zero Epic. x3 (Wait, weren't you Nes or something? o-O)

 

"Well... It's time to pay... -sunglasses on- ... for your crime."

-CSI Miami theme plays-

 

xDD Here's a fail.

[Phill Devil 48]

Man: *holds chest in pain* Ah!! I think I need to go to the ER!

Woman: Oh mai gawd are you having a heart attack?

Man: No! I think Cupid just hit me

 

.........

FAIL!

 

how cuteeh *-*

[Rose Riku 39]

"Did you know I could see the future?"

 

"Really?"

 

"You and me... between the sheets..."

 

[Koko 3,944]

I love that pick up line ^

.___.

xDD

[Zero 9]

Guy: You make me think of steaks.

 

Girl: How's that?

 

Guy: You're lean, juicy, rare, and make me go "Mm mm mmmm" ;D

[Godot 513]

"Hey, baby, what's your sign?"

IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY OR WITTY SOUNDING. D;

[Rebellexa 0]

"YOU SUCK!"

...XDDD

[xion---424 51]

IF I HAD A BOOGAR ID PICK U FIRST =P

[Amon 4,279]

if you were a pokemon I'd choose you.

 

Are you good at using computers? Cause I need help inserting my USB into your port.

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The first one is just wierd

 

the second one would probably get you arrested.

[heartless101 83]

This is my ninja way, your mom!!!!!!

[Space Cowboy 1,392]

Hey babe, my name is (insert name). Let's play carpenter, first I get you hammered then I nail you.

[Rue 3]

augh horrible!

Guy: excumse me,but are you an astronat?

 

Girl: no why?

 

Guy: Because baby I could of seen you form space.

 

 

Gotta love high school.