Lame pick up lines?

[Sorage55 10]

"Good thing i've got fire-proof clothes, cause your totally ON FIRE!" /shot

[Rebellexa 0]

"Wanna use my turkey baister?"

 

... Srsly, you don't wanna know.

[Sorage55 10]

"I'm sorry, are you wearing space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world!" FAIL!

[Vanitas 127]

guy: my magic watch says ur not wearing underwear.

Girl:yes im wearing underwear

Guy: dam* my watch must be 15 minutes fast

[Rebellexa 0]

"I'm sorry, are you wearing space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world!" FAIL!

 

EPIC PHAIL So phail it's win!

 

--

"ADAM LAMBERT!"

 

... Again, don't ask.

[RoxSox 3,593]

guy: my magic watch says ur not wearing underwear.

Girl:yes im wearing underwear

Guy: dam* my watch must be 15 minutes fast

 

Pure. Effing. WIN

[Kaiso 2,764]

Hey there baby, how's about you and me move this thread to forum games so we can clear space for the real action eh?

 

 

/shotshotshotshotshot

 

this is basically a forum game. ;A;

 

 

 

---- I got a more realistic one.

*walks up to girl and smirks* Hey there, you dropped your name tag. *tosses a packet labeled "Sugar" on the table and walks off*

[Rebellexa 0]

The ultimate Days geek pick-up line:

 

"Hey baby, you install your gear on my keyblade and we'll go places."

 

... FAIL

 

... Why do we put fail after nearly every one? That's the whole point of the thread!

[Repliku 1]

If Xigbar was a woman, his line "Have you been a good boy lately?" would be a lot less creepy.

 

 

And no this is the ultimate Days pick up line.

 

"Hey baby, I know this is our vacation day, but would you like to do a co-op mission?"

[RoxSox 3,593]

"Hey... girl, do you have a fever? No? You don't? I would have sworn you did... because you is HAWT

[Vanitas 127]

for halo fans:

r we playing assualt? because u r the bomb

[Larxene12 86]

Beatles fan one:

"Hey, let me take you too a place where nothing is real?"

girl: "Where?"

"Strawberry fields~!"

girl: "Wheres that?"

"My pants."

[sora15397 3]

i heard this from a friend its avatar pick up line.

"im a bird hunter im looking for 2 blue tits may i find them under ur shirt" FAIL!!!

[Vanitas 127]

for pokemon fans:

i got masterballs

[Sorage55 10]

For pokemon fans:

 

"After seeing you, my Onyx used harden." ROFL /shot

[Repliku 1]

Look up "Wanna B Ur Luvr" by Weird Al Yankovic. Full of cheesy pick up lines in that song.

Vexen's line:

 

Vexen: "Experimenting is what I do, yes? "

[Tricia-chan 42]

Did you just flip the light switch? Because you just turned me on.

[Eterna 274]

"Hey babe, lets go back to my place so you can cook me dinner and clean my bathroom"

[darklighter 4]

Heres a pick up line i said to a girl at my school, Hey wanna come back to my place and MAKE ME A GOD DAMN SANDWICH?!

[Paranoia 494]

for halo fans:

r we playing assualt? because u r the bomb

 

I think this one deserves a single "Ha," and nothing more.

 

 

Vexen: "Experimenting is what I do, yes? "

 

Thats what he said when Xemnas found him and Marluxia in the same bed. ZING! /shot

 

"Hey babe, lets go back to my place so you can cook me dinner and clean my bathroom"

 

Thus, sending feminism fifty years back. Good job, bucko.

 

Heres a pick up line i said to a girl at my school, Hey wanna come back to my place and MAKE ME A GOD DAMN SANDWICH?!

 

And how hard did you get slapped? xDD

~~~~~~~~~~~~~

And I think I'll contribute:

"I wish you were my homework, so I could do you on the table"

[Phill Devil 48]

Some from Desciclopedia (brazillian uncyclopedia)

 

"I'm with a sword skillover 100, wanna see?"

"I've got a Magic Long Sword! Wanna fell the powah?"

"You're almost as important for me as my Intel Core i7 975 Extreme Edition, 3.33GHz 8MB cache L3, with 4GB memory DDR3 Dual Channel 1600Mhz and 4 HD's off 500GB in RAID and 2 Solid-state de 128GB, Asus Rampage II GENE and 2 videocards Nvidia Geforce GTX295 in SLI with overclock PC."

"I wanted you to me my mous, so I wouldn't take my hands of you"

[Yuzuki 30]

Ahem... Got It Memorized?.........>.<

 

(Inside joke, you'd have to know it to get it. Otherwise you'd just think I'm stupid. You probably already do though. )

[Paranoia 494]

"Are you a Rare Candy? 'Cause I'm feeling my level going up!"

[Xlycojen 1]

"Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?"

 

You got that one from Pokemon, didn't you?

[SummerRain 185]

Heres a pick up line i said to a girl at my school, Hey wanna come back to my place and MAKE ME A GOD DAMN SANDWICH?!

 

u know if u said that to me i would shove your head up your a@@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and this is what a guy said to me at school.everytime i see u i get bigger every day

i was like "ewwwwwww!" and left