Lame pick up lines?

[Koko 3,944]

What are the lamest pick up lines you've heard?

 

Here are some of the ones I know :

Those are nice jeans, may I test the zipper?

I lost my number, can I have yours?

Hey do you remember me? I met you in my dreams!

Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.

 

I have more but I'm lazeh

 

DISCUSS

[Rebellexa 0]

"Are you a nose? Because I SOOO pick you."

 

.... yeah, I made that'n up.

[Koko 3,944]

epic win.

 

I like this one.

 

Do you work at Subway? Cuz I just got a footlong.

[Rebellexa 0]

Oh, mai mai mai, you naughty little girl.

 

Here's my favorite I did to my favorite dude:

"So... shall we play Mission Mode? >3"

... KH Geek Phail

[Giginha 22]

Girls at school made so much, lets try to remember,ok, I remembered a stupid one that they did: "Are you a rope? Because I'm tied in you." *tied in you is a expression that we use here in Brazil to say when you like someone very much, don't know if it's the same in english*

[Koko 3,944]

Oh I got another one.

 

If I could re arrange the alphabet I would put 'U' and 'I' together

[Zero 9]

One a girl used on me O_e: I think I'm a stripper cuz i wanna ride your pole (suprisingly, i was disturbed >_<)

[Sorage55 10]

*Begins writing down lines* GENIOUS!

[Koko 3,944]

One a girl used on me O_e: I think I'm a stripper cuz i wanna ride your pole (suprisingly, i was disturbed >_<)

 

O_e

[Sorage55 10]

"Are you a theif? Because I see the stars in the skies in your eyes. Brightly shining like my heart for you." *FAIL, just made it up*

[Giginha 22]

I think it'd be better this way "Are you a thief? Because you just stole my heart." made it up right now, it's stupid.

[Sorage55 10]

Hmmm..."Excuse me, my teddy bear died. Can I cuddle with you tonight?" (ROFL. How's about that?!)

[Giginha 22]

Just about the fact that teddy bears don't die, that one's better.

[RoxSox 3,593]

"You sure you don't have pets? Cause I know a sexy beast when I see one."

[Giginha 22]

Cookie stealer is better at that them you Sorage.

[Koko 3,944]

Epic win

 

"Do you believe in love at first sight? Because I can walk by again"

[Sorage55 10]

(T_T ok pick up lines arn't my thing....i'm better off with epicly romantic poetry. As seductive as a vampire for the free-falling maiden....even though i'm a werewolf....)

[Giginha 22]

I can see that. Finally, something that Sorage isn't good on. Just kidding.

[Sorage55 10]

HEY! I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU MAKE A LOVE SONNET!

[Giginha 22]

I'm not in love to make one.

[RoxSox 3,593]

"Is love is a crime... lock me up with you.

[Sorage55 10]

I'm not in love to make one.

 

-.-' You are to be silenced now...

[Giginha 22]

I don't think so.

[RoxSox 3,593]

...

Giz and Kevin sititng in a tree... M-a-k-i-n-g-o-u-t

[Sorage55 10]

I am now going to kill you RoxSox.....you'd best be running. *growls*