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Hai, Ima give chu a lessun.

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Kitteh spek. No1 rlly noes hao to do et.

-frownie face-

Translation:

Kitten Speak. No one really knows how to do it.

-frownie face-

 

Not a lot of people have perfected Kitten speak.

So, let me give you a lesson.

Kitten speak was made popular when the Lol Cats came across the internet. There way of language was... forever known as Kitten speak.

How to do kitten apeak you ask?

Okay...

A word ending with "Ay" or "ye" or "ey" is always exchanged with "ai"

Ie.

Hey/Hay/Hi = Hai.

Bye = bai.

et cetera.

 

Words ending with "ow" is exchanged with "ao"

Now = nao.

et cetera.

 

"Z" always replaces "s"

Has = Haz

etc.

 

"en" is with "eh"

Kitten = Kitteh

etc.

 

"ight" = "ite"

right=rite

light=lite. etc

 

Words ending with S? add an h.

Is -= ish

 

got the hang of it? Type a whole sentence in this thread... and I'll judge your kitteh speak.

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