Why Sephiroth is Better than Kefka

[Dave 5,715]

I've been running it over in my mind, and much to my own startled amazement, I've come to a conclusion that's upset everything I believed in for a good many years: Sephiroth is better than Kefka.

 

Now, don't get me wrong: Kefka is still great. The themes he embodies are still fantastic. The complex he has of simultaneously hating the concept of love while subconsciously needing it is still really awesome. But in the end, Sephiroth can offer something that Kefka never can.

 

Sephiroth has a really snazzy black coat.

 

I mean, that's a really nice coat.

 

I might just buy one myself, because gosh darn, he pulls it off like a champ.

 

And really, that's the importance of being Sephiroth.

 

[HarLea Quinn 26,501]

Damn I thought you would say it was bc of his fabulous hair

[Dio Brando 5,810]

I have one statement for you.

 

Kefka does what Sephiroth don't.

[Dracozombie 4,554]

You've offered me a perspective I've never considered before.  Mind=blown.

[Mystics Apprentice 2,397]

My jaw nearly dropped to the ground when I first saw this thread.  I was thinking, "Seriously?  Dave has found reasons that make Sephiroth better than Kefka?  What is the world coming to?"  Haha!  But sure! I can agree that he's got a nice, nice coat.

[Captain Arrowguns 466]

His coat really is nice. Not as much as the Organization XIII cloak, but still nice.

[axele 151]

Pffft. Kefka don't need no coat to be awesome. Because he destroyed the world. He got the job done. The only thing Sephiroth could win is a episode of America's Next Top Model. 

 

[Daniel Black 1,981]

I've been running it over in my mind, and much to my own startled amazement, I've come to a conclusion that's upset everything I believed in for a good many years: Sephiroth is better than Kefka.

 

Now, don't get me wrong: Kefka is still great. The themes he embodies are still fantastic. The complex he has of simultaneously hating the concept of love while subconsciously needing it is still really awesome. But in the end, Sephiroth can offer something that Kefka never can.

 

Sephiroth has a really snazzy black coat.

 

I mean, that's a really nice coat.

 

I might just buy one myself, because gosh darn, he pulls it off like a champ.

 

And really, that's the importance of being Sephiroth.

By a moment ... I thought it was an Imposter of Dave... but yes ... the coat is awesome... but you can´t destroy the world with a beam of light.... 

[Dave 5,715]

And now that April 1st winds to a close, I suppose it's time to pull the plug on this April Fool's Joke.

 

[Rob 5,571]

Sephiroth has the X on his chest.

[Weiss 8,279]

I somehow knew this would be a joke

[Ultima Weapon 71]

Damn I thought you would say it was bc of his fabulous hair

 

yeah

​I'm pretty sure is his hair

[Dio Brando 5,810]

Pffft. Kefka don't need no coat to be awesome. Because he destroyed the world. He got the job done. The only thing Sephiroth could win is a episode of America's Next Top Model. 

 

THIS

 

Sephiroth was pretty much a mammy boy who(despite being a 1st class soldier)honestly believed that Jenova is his mother even though he could've read clearly in the research files in Nibelheim that he's the son of Lucrecia and Hojo 

 

Not to mention,Kefka was the only one who got the job done and accomplished what every single villian in this franchise didn't:To destroy the world and became the god of magic

 

Kefka can wipe out the floor with Sephiroth's hair.

 

I mean c'mon...Kefka is the Joker of the FF franchise and that's another reason why he's awesome

Edited April 2, 2013 by Metal Snake

[Marluxia11 0]

Why do I think Sephiroth is better than Kefka?

 

Let's see ...

Sephiroth doesn't look like a clown :B