Text Kingdom Hearts: The Short and Honest Version

[naught2 0]

Came across this on the internet. Don't know if anyone has posted about this, but its funny yet true. Based on Kingdom Hearts 1, its the funny truth with the game.

 

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4523596/1/Kingdom_Hearts_The_Short_and_Honest_Version

[Sapphrix (twilight denizen) XV 30]

oh gawd, i can tell that's going to be hilarious.

[roxas is da one 1]

some of that was mean but it was funny lol esspecially...

 

SORA: With less than preferable space to provide comfort for us, which, by day two will do little to help the unbearable stench caused by our unwashed, filthy bodies?

 

KAIRI: Uh-huh.

 

SORA: LET'S DO IT.

[Keyblader 325]

that was so funny! i thoroughly enjoy the 'authors' use of sarcasm, or just absolute creativity in explaining the game, lolz

[Kaiso 2,764]

All Fanbased things don't belong in the KH section. They belong in their proper Creativity section. This is a fan-made fanfiction, and although it's kh related, it is not actual KH discussion, so I moved it to writing.

[PrincessToriAlly15 2]

Lol,this is some funny crap here. Ha ha ha!

 

Never mind crap,this $h!6 is hella funny! ROTFF AND LMFAO!

[nchammer326 0]

Hey, I'm the author of this fantastic work of fanfiction. I stumbled upon this site after doing a vanity search of my story...er, purely by chance.

 

Anyway, I'm glad you folks like it. Also, just started the sequel: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5977115/1/Kingdom_Hearts_2_The_Short_and_Honest_Version

[Thernux 0]

I'm loving this story! Just started reading chapter 9.

 

Most epic quote so far IMO:

"CLOUD (While flipping his hair back): I'll pass. If you excuse me I have to figure out where my next appearance will be: a yaoi fanfiction of me and Sepiroth, an ad for Axe body spray, or in the dreams of a sexually confused emo-nerd.

"

[starlol9 39]

Haha!! Couldn't stop laughing!