Eternas Psychiatrict help thread.

[Eterna 274]

Hello everyone its me Eterna, It may come as a suprise to some but not only am I a cornflake specialist I am also a psychiatrist!

 

The point of this thread is simple, if you are feeling down and need to talk about somthing post it in this thread and I shall provide guidance.

 

Love: Eterna :heart:

[RoxSox 3,593]

Eterna, there is this girl in my life... her name is Cella...

I love her, a lot... as in, I ripped a picture of her off the Post your pic thread and wack off to it everynight.

I think she knows I love her, and I see by the way she chats she loves me to...

But, how can I get her in my bed? These are the questions that plauge my mind.

It is making me warm down south... my pants are getting tight.

What should I do?

[gamemaster2007 0]

I came home 2 find a sock i previously wacked off in with googley eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that said "cause u cant find a real girl ill make ur current 1 prettier" love Mom.I feel ackward wat should i do.

 

ps jk

[RoxSox 3,593]

(You ripped that from FML.. -_- get creative.)

ETERNA... PLEASE HELP ME

[gamemaster2007 0]

yea i did how did u know

[RoxSox 3,593]

(Cause I'm phucking awshum

[Eterna 274]

(You ripped that from FML.. -_- get creative.)

ETERNA... PLEASE HELP ME

 

You need to make you're feelings known ASAP, she wont be single for long.

 

Take her on a few dates, see how things go, and if theres nothing there you must move on before your all old and gross.

 

And if she says no, it means you've failed and everyone hates you, suicide is the only remedy.

[gamemaster2007 0]

i knew some1 would find out but not in 3 min FML

[RoxSox 3,593]

You need to make you're feelings known ASAP, she wont be single for long.

 

Take her on a few dates, see how things go, and if theres nothing there you must move on before your all old and gross.

 

And if she says no, it means you've failed and everyone hates you, suicide is the only remedy.

 

Thank you...

 

i knew some1 would find out but not in 3 min FML

 

STOP WITH THE FML SHIZ

[gamemaster2007 0]

ok...sry

[Larxene12 86]

Eterna the great,

my grandfather passed away when i was 3, and i can still see him to this very day,

what is wrong with me?!

[Eterna 274]

Eterna the great,

my grandfather passed away when i was 3, and i can still see him to this very day,

what is wrong with me?!

 

You are a Ghostwhisperer.

Go get a show on NBC

[Larxene12 86]

YAY! *goes to NBC*

[Koko 3,944]

(Cause I'm phucking awshum

 

(you only know of FML and MLIA because of me -_-)

[Tricia-chan 42]

How do I become a lot less like Japan? (Translation: How do I become less isolated?) I swear, I'm paranoid about tons of stuff that happens when I leave the house... ._.'

[Eterna 274]

How do I become a lot less like Japan? (Translation: How do I become less isolated?) I swear, I'm paranoid about tons of stuff that happens when I leave the house... ._.'

 

Jump off a bridge.

If you survive its proof that the gods favor you, thus meaning you have nothing to be paranoid about.

[Friend 81]

hey . i want a car that cant have . what do i do . besides for stealing it

[Eterna 274]

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hey . i want a car that cant have . what do i do . besides for stealing it

 

 

Get a job and save.

Or just steal it.