Liraxus 4 Posted March 28, 2010 so...it all started in the KH family Forum game thread,Roxas(Roxas13) touched Lexaeus(Sorage55)'s Tomahawk(Sasha ) and went on a killing rampage, chasing down Roxas till he died, i, Demyx(me) was guarding Roxas at the crack when i didn't know that Lexaeus was coming through the woods, so Roxas went to hide in the Mansion, Lexaeus soon found him their, and thats where i knocked him out again with my sitar. So i took Lexaeus and put him on a pile of leaves,dipped his hand in a bowl of water and well...you know... so after that i dragged him to the Ice cream shop and left a bunch of Sea-salt ice cream sticks from the trash in front of him, thinking he fell asleep from eating Ice cream. But i forgot to wash my hands and i left a smudge on his Tomahawk. This was what happened in a Private chat we had. Me: Hey sorage (10:22pm) Sorage55: hi(10:22pm) Me: waddap?(10:22pm) Sorage55: Making a sig for roxas#13(10:23pm) Me: oooo(10:24pm) Me: why, you were hunting him down D:(10:24pm) Sorage55: I was? All I remember was a sudden pain and waking up in the ice cream parlor?(10:25pm) Me: oh...right...(10:25pm) Me: well i didn't touch your Tomahawk(10:25pm) Sorage55: And who DID hit me?(10:25pm) Me: ....um...(10:25pm) Me: Saix(10:25pm) Me: you went nuts and he bonked you on the head(10:25pm) Me: *looks at Keybladers sig(10:26pm) Me: WHAT(10:26pm) Me: THE(10:26pm) Me: FU-(10:26pm) Me: quick question(10:26pm) Sorage55: But saix wasn't anywhere around us when I was killing Roxas.(10:26pm) Me: ...(10:26pm) Sorage55: oh, you saw that?(10:26pm) Sorage55: lol(10:26pm) Me: ya, are you making them for eveeryone?!(10:26pm) Sorage55: just the people that ask for one(10:27pm) Me: and Saix randomly appeared D:(10:27pm) Sorage55: <>_<>(10:27pm) Sorage55: sure he did(10:27pm) Me: why are you looking at me like that?(10:27pm) Sorage55: *gets tomohawk*(10:27pm) Me: i didn't hitchu, i was stringing my sitar!(10:27pm) Me: *shows picture of stringing sitar*(10:28pm) Sorage55: *walks closer* <>_<>(10:28pm) Me: ...(10:28pm) Me: Roxas called you an *sshole(10:28pm) Sorage55: *starts to raise tomohawk* <>_<>(10:28pm) Me: *plays recorded message and-aw screw it. FLEES*(10:29pm) Me: OMIGOD OMIGOD OMGID(10:29pm) Me: *hides behind a building*(10:29pm) Sorage55: "Sephiroth! Sick em'!" *Sephiroth flies outta nowhere and starts chasing Demyx*(10:30pm) Me: OH MY GOD(10:30pm) Me: *runs*(10:30pm) Me: *loses sephiroth*(10:30pm) Sorage55: *One Winged Angel starts playing*(10:30pm) Me: if i recall...lexaeus couldn't summon him...(10:30pm) Me: *starts panting*(10:30pm) Sorage55: *Sephiroth appears behind Demyx*(10:30pm) Me: ...(10:31pm) Me: *takes sitar and bonks him on the head*(10:31pm) Me: EAT IT BIATCH(10:31pm) Sorage55: "I play by my own rules here."(10:31pm) Me: *knocks sephy unconcious*(10:31pm) Sorage55: *Dodges attack and gives a lash with sword*(10:31pm) Me: ..(10:31pm) Me: *puts sitar in way*(10:31pm) Sorage55: WTF? *gets K.O'd(10:31pm) Me: hehe(10:31pm) Me: lets just go with that(10:31pm) Sorage55: "W-w-what lvl ARE you?!"(10:32pm) Me: ...(10:32pm) Me: 100 o3o(10:32pm) Sorage55: o_e(10:32pm) Me: ...100...1 >(10:32pm) Sorage55: *Sephiroth kills himself(10:32pm) Me: ON WAIT(10:32pm) Me: ITS OVER 9000!!!(10:32pm) Sorage55: o_e(10:32pm) Me: hmm(10:33pm) Me: if its over ninethousand...(10:33pm) Me: *pulls string and a house is flooded with water*(10:33pm) Me: ...THIS is awesome.(10:33pm) Me: Oh Lexaeus~(10:33pm) Me: Lexaeus...(10:35pm) Me: LEXAEUS!!!(10:35pm) Sorage55: Oh god...(10:35pm) Me: *plays string and another house is flooded*(10:35pm) Sorage55: *runs away*(10:35pm) Me: DON'T MAKE ME PLAY THE RICKROLL!(10:35pm) Me: THAT WILL DESTROY TWILIGHT TOWN!!!(10:35pm) Sorage55: HOLY CRAP!(10:35pm) Me: ...(10:35pm) Me: COME HERE NAO!(10:35pm) Sorage55: It will rick roll the universe!(10:35pm) Me: i said come here nao!!!!(10:36pm) Sorage55: *comes*(10:36pm) Me: *slaps Lexaeus*(10:36pm) Me: your my horse.(10:36pm) Me: NOW BOW!(10:36pm) Horse: *takes beating*(10:36pm) Horse: *bows*(10:36pm) Me: *sits on Lexaeus back indian style*(10:36pm) Me: now go to station plaza(10:37pm) Horse: "yessir..." *crawls to station*(10:37pm) Me: This is SO going to be in a thread,(10:37pm) Horse: Indian on indian, how nice(10:37pm) Me: now say "Demyx rules, i am but a tiny pitiful speck to him"(10:38pm) Horse: oh god...the PWN'D thread... Pretty much after that, somehow Lexaeus killed me >_< *Terminator voice* I'll be bawk T_T ARE YOU NOT AMUSED?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eterna 274 Posted March 28, 2010 This made my eyes bleed with win. Eterna approves. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoxSox 3,593 Posted March 28, 2010 WIN... EPIC FUKKIN' WIN/ Liraxus.. I luv you. I'm requesting this for the Best of thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nick 103 Posted March 28, 2010 wow i lovedit especialy how my guy got kicked out there lofl Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Liraxus 4 Posted March 28, 2010 Really wasn't expecting this to be so awesome ^_^" I guess pwning Sorage55 in a roleplay is rare. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Larxene12 86 Posted March 28, 2010 actually, i am not amused, i am scared... for my life.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Liraxus 4 Posted March 28, 2010 well they cant all be ^^" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Larxene12 86 Posted March 28, 2010 rofl but u all know larxene wud kill you anyway Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giginha 22 Posted March 28, 2010 Very cool!You have so much patience,I woulos stop the chat in the beginning.And wouldn't post here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Larxene12 86 Posted March 28, 2010 Larxene would win that fight, she has awesome summons and powers, ;D you know it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Liraxus 4 Posted March 28, 2010 *rock falls on Larxene* And she can't do sh*t about rocks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Larxene12 86 Posted March 28, 2010 larxene came out, lifted the rock and threw it "why would you do that to MY cclone vexen made?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tricia-chan 42 Posted March 28, 2010 -Zexy walks in- How come I don't get a clone?! D: .... Oh yeah. I would never let Vexen touch me, even for a clone. -remembers bad memories as Ienzo, shudders- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sorage55 10 Posted March 29, 2010 Sad you diddn't post the rest of the chat, whereas is PWN'D you and we discussed how to remeber you in the KH Family... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nick 103 Posted March 31, 2010 actually roxas would pwn all Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yuzuki 30 Posted October 10, 2010 Mother of Osiris! That's long. And very funny. Why isn't any of my chats that funny? >.< Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Liraxus 4 Posted December 14, 2010 Let us remember this legendary thread posted month's ago that for some reason NEVER got into the BoKH13. Nop.avi Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HelpMeRan-Sama 141 Posted December 14, 2010 Whatever you do, DON'T PLAY MC ROLL! It will instantly flood THE WORLD sldfhsdgp Best Random RP Chat Thread ever made lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Liraxus 4 Posted December 14, 2010 This was a hilarious chat made month's ago, i revived it to see if people would get a laugh out of it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
heartless101 83 Posted December 16, 2010 Rofl. Epicest chat ever This should defitently be in best of kh13.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
