Protoman 1,974 Posted March 29, 2013 i have gathered you all here today as a message to the influx of cutlists that have infiltrated the safety of our shittywonderful community. In such a thread of worship, we will all love and respect each other and our love for one man's mustache the stash of freddie mercury there is only one simple commandment to follow for worshiping such wonderful facial hair 1) don't be a dick today's prayer will be a simple one: "oh godly hair who has left this earth on the face of a beloved musician give me the strength to be like a tiger defying the laws of gravity in the stache's grace" we allow all types of people in this house of worship to come together to honor the lost of such great heroes. as long as you're not like, an asshole. 6 Kinode, Silent, Ivan and 3 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OthersiderME 614 Posted March 29, 2013 Sounds good. I'm in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Koko 3,944 Posted March 29, 2013 all hail freddie's stache 1 Kinode reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dusk 910 Posted March 29, 2013 Worship amazing mustache! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted March 29, 2013 But I'm allergic to hair! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kinode 3,056 Posted March 29, 2013 sounds like my kind of cult Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Protoman 1,974 Posted March 29, 2013 But I'm allergic to hair! its not just any hair its holy hair 1 Koko reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted March 29, 2013 its not just any hair its holy hair But I'm-*Stabs self with epipen* Aleeergic! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Col.Random 3,683 Posted March 29, 2013 if there's free food, I'm in Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arya Stark 1,337 Posted March 29, 2013 Oh wonderful and all-powerful stache, we ask of you to let us live another day. Thank you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OthersiderME 614 Posted March 29, 2013 so does this stache tell us who's allowed to go into bathrooms? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Protoman 1,974 Posted March 29, 2013 the stache has no bodily functions it has to worry about and therefore does not give any shits who goes where to piss and poop Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Weiss 8,279 Posted March 29, 2013 I am destined to join Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OthersiderME 614 Posted March 29, 2013 the stache has no bodily functions it has to worry about and therefore does not give any shits who goes where to piss and poop i like this deity more and more. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Protoman 1,974 Posted March 29, 2013 i like this deity more and more. just dont like poop on the middle of an elevator thats kind of being a dick Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OthersiderME 614 Posted March 29, 2013 just dont like poop on the middle of an elevator thats kind of being a dick well, yeah. someone's got to clean that up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
game over 16 Posted March 29, 2013 this is awkward but i'm in ALL HAIL THE HOLY STACHE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Protoman 1,974 Posted March 29, 2013 this is awkward but i'm in ALL HAIL THE HOLY STACHE it is not awkward to believe in the power of the stache Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
game over 16 Posted March 29, 2013 it is not awkward to believe in the power of the stache I'm sorry don't kick me out of the cult Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Protoman 1,974 Posted March 29, 2013 I'm sorry don't kick me out of the cult its ok as far as i can tell you are not a douchebag Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
game over 16 Posted March 29, 2013 its okas far as i can tell you are not a douchebag That takes a load off my chest Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
