THE STORY OF JEFF AND THE MOOSE MONSTERS

[RoxSox 3,593]

SO BACK IN THE DAY I WENT TO CANADA

IT WAS A VERY PRETTY PLACE

BUT A LOT OF SHIT WENT DOWN THAT IVE GOTTA GET OFF MY CHEST

 

I RODE MY PET MOOSE DAVID INTO THE MOUNTAINS

HE WAS A GOOD PET MOOSE

HIS ANTLERS WERE MADE OUT OF THE DREAMS OF CHILDREN

I BROKE THEM OFF AND THREW THEM ON THE GROUND BECAUSE I DIDNT HAVE TIME TO ENTERTAIN THE DREAMS OF CHILDREN

AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FO THAT

 

BUT ANYWAY THE ANTLERS THAT I THREW ON THE GROUND EVOLVED INTO MONSTERS

BIG DAMN MONSTERS THAT LOOKED LIKE MOOSE

 

THEY ATTACKED ME AND I DID BATTLE WITH THE MOOSE MONSTERS

BUT I WAS EATEN

AND DIGESTED

AND DAVID DIED

AND THE MOOSE MONSTER THAT ATE ME GOT INDIGESTION

SO I GAVE HIM TUMS

AND THEN WE GOT MARRIED AND HAD MOOSE BABIES

 

THE END

 

what the actual hell

i have no words

Edited March 29, 2013 by RoxSoxKH

[Weiss 8,279]

This should be published as a book

[Hei 3,233]

Are you saying that DAVID couldn't REASON WITH THE OTHER MONSTER MOOSE?

[Shera Wizard 2,736]

What? Antlers are evolving!

 

Congratulations David's Antlers evolved into BIG DAMN MONSTERS THAT LOOK LIKE MOOSE!

 

 

dude

 

you should've pressed the B button

[RoxSox 3,593]

Are you saying that DAVID couldn't REASON WITH THE OTHER MONSTER MOOSE?

DAVID DIDNT EVEN TRY HE WAS AN ASSHOLE LIKE THAT

[game over 16]

SO BACK IN THE DAY I WENT TO CANADAIT WAS A VERY PRETTY PLACEBUT A LOT OF SHIT WENT DOWN THAT IVE GOTTA GET OFF MY CHESTI RODE MY PET MOOSE DAVID INTO THE MOUNTAINSHE WAS A GOOD PET MOOSEHIS ANTLERS WERE MADE OUT OF THE DREAMS OF CHILDRENI BROKE THEM OFF AND THREW THEM ON THE GROUND BECAUSE I DIDNT HAVE TIME TO ENTERTAIN THE DREAMS OF CHILDRENAINT NOBODY GOT TIME FO THATBUT ANYWAY THE ANTLERS THAT I THREW ON THE GROUND EVOLVED INTO MONSTERS BIG DAMN MONSTERS THAT LOOKED LIKE MOOSETHEY ATTACKED ME AND I DID BATTLE WITH THE MOOSE MONSTERS BUT I WAS EATENAND DIGESTEDAND DAVID DIEDAND THE MOOSE MONSTER THAT ATE ME GOT INDIGESTIONSO I GAVE HIM TUMSAND THEN WE GOT MARRIED AND HAD MOOSE BABIESTHE ENDwhat the actual helli have no words

I just have to say this it's hunting time lets grab our rifles and start shooting