22 fun things to do in a cinema

[Villi1997 1,832]

1. During the trailers, shout, Fast forward! Fast forward!

2. Wear a very tall hat.

3. When people come in late, say Orrrrrhhhh very loudly.

4. During opening credits... point at a character and say loudly, "He dies at the end."

5. After every gunshot, scream "take cover!" and hit the floor.

6. Use a laser pointer and point the beam at the screen, especially at characters private parts.

7. Go tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk loudly at every kissing scene.

8. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing! Its snowing!"

9. Clap and cheer whenever one of the good guys gets killed.

10. Urge everyone in the cinema to start a Mexican wave.

11. During love scenes, say loudly in Mandarin, Ngggh! Bu yao, ma! (Dont!)

12. During horror movies, keep singing the theme to Jaws (dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum)

13. Sit on old people, pretending not to know they are there

14. Go to an afternoon screening. Go out of your way to sit next to the only other person in the cinema. Smile at him/her suggestively. (Recommended: waggle your eyebrows for added effect.)

15. Repeat all dialogue ten seconds after it's said on screen.

16. Bring in durians for your movie snack.

17. Or bring in a bowl of noodle soup, and slurp it up loudly.

18. During a sensitive scene, stand up and say loudly, I go shee-shee now, can?

19. Eat the snacks of the person sitting next to you.

20. Lick the person sitting next to you.
 

21. When a catchy song starts playing in the movie, stand up and start dancing to it

 

22. During a sex scene, cover the eyes of the person next to you.

 

[Jiraiya's Disciple 631]

You forgot when The person beside/ behind you complains about the sticky floors turn to face him/her and say..."I just came"

[DJ369 183]

You forgot when The person beside/ behind you complains about the sticky floors turn to face him/her and say..."I just came"

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

[Shera Wizard 2,736]

...Topic: *How to troll in a theatre

[Jiraiya's Disciple 631]

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

 

 

 

I thought so to

[Guest]

1. During the trailers, shout, Fast forward! Fast forward!

 

2. Wear a very tall hat.

 

3. When people come in late, say Orrrrrhhhh very loudly.

 

4. During opening credits... point at a character and say loudly, "He dies at the end."

 

5. After every gunshot, scream "take cover!" and hit the floor.

 

6. Use a laser pointer and point the beam at the screen, especially at characters private parts.

 

7. Go tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk loudly at every kissing scene.

 

8. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing! Its snowing!"

 

9. Clap and cheer whenever one of the good guys gets killed.

 

10. Urge everyone in the cinema to start a Mexican wave.

 

11. During love scenes, say loudly in Mandarin, Ngggh! Bu yao, ma! (Dont!)

 

12. During horror movies, keep singing the theme to Jaws (dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum)

 

13. Sit on old people, pretending not to know they are there

 

14. Go to an afternoon screening. Go out of your way to sit next to the only other person in the cinema. Smile at him/her suggestively. (Recommended: waggle your eyebrows for added effect.)

 

15. Repeat all dialogue ten seconds after it's said on screen.

 

16. Bring in durians for your movie snack.

 

17. Or bring in a bowl of noodle soup, and slurp it up loudly.

 

18. During a sensitive scene, stand up and say loudly, I go shee-shee now, can?

 

19. Eat the snacks of the person sitting next to you.

 

20. Lick the person sitting next to you.

 

21. When a catchy song starts playing in the movie, stand up and start dancing to it

 

22. During a sex scene, cover the eyes of the person next to you.

Best. List. I. Have. Seen. In. Years!

 

You forgot when The person beside/ behind you complains about the sticky floors turn to face him/her and say..."I just came"

*Smack's Disciple on the back of his head* NOSFRACTU

[Jiraiya's Disciple 631]

Best. List. I. Have. Seen. In. Years!

 

*Smack's Disciple on the back of his head* NOSFRACTU

 

 

 

OWWWW man you hit hard, have you been working out...What is Nosfractu isn't that a horror film or something

[Guest]

OWWWW man you hit hard, have you been working out...What is Nosfractu isn't that a horror film or something

No, just taking a martial art for 2 years dose give ya some muscle. And no, I was playing Fire Emblem: Awakening and there is a weapon named that, so whenever I don't like something I yell/type that now.

[Jiraiya's Disciple 631]

No, just taking a martial art for 2 years dose give ya some muscle. And no, I was playing Fire Emblem: Awakening and there is a weapon named that, so whenever I don't like something I yell/type that now.

 

 

I took Karate as a kid...but I wasn't very good at it, I've got a really short attention span so my sensei would always yell at me

[Rayo_Rojo 253]

19-20 WELL, THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY!

Haha I actually saw someone doing number 21 while I was watching Oz the great and Powerful.

[Weiss 8,279]

23: Jump through the movie screen during the most climactic scene

[Guest]

19-20 WELL, THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY!

Haha I actually saw someone doing number 21 while I was watching Oz the great and Powerful.

oWo I must have been at your theater then, because I did that.

I took Karate as a kid...but I wasn't very good at it, I've got a really short attention span so my sensei would always yell at me

Ha! I have the atten- Oh hey that shin oh no the tv is about o fall on Weiss's... Oh what's that!?

[Jiraiya's Disciple 631]

oWo I must have been at your theater then, because I did that.

Ha! I have the atten- Oh hey that shin oh no the tv is about o fall on Weiss's... Oh what's that!?

Hmm you say something I was to bizy try to OH OH OH waht is that...and that...and that...and OMG my eyes

*puts bleach in eyes* there are some things you cant come back from

[Guest]

Hmm you say something I was to bizy try to OH OH OH waht is that...and that...and that...and OMG my eyes

*puts bleach in eyes* there are some things you cant come back from

Once you become a disciple of Jiraiya, there is never any going back.

[Jiraiya's Disciple 631]

Once you become a disciple of Jiraiya, there is never any going back.

 

 

 

You are a smart man

[Guest]

You are a smart man

No, I am wise, a smart man learns, a wise one knows.

[Jiraiya's Disciple 631]

No, I am wise, a smart man learns, a wise one knows.

 

 

 

You are Indeed wise young sage 

[Weedanort 8,786]

THREAD DERAILING!

 

Ngggh! Bu yao, ma!

[Guest]

THREAD DERAILING!

 

Ngggh! Bu yao, ma!

THREAD DERAILING IS MY JOB!!!!!!!!!

[Captain Arrowguns 466]

24: During a car chase, raise your arms and go weeeee!!!!!

[Guest]

25; ANY MOVIE THAT MICLE BAY DIRECTS IN YOU YELL KABANG EVERY 3 SECONDS.