Text Kingdom Duff Beer( The Simpsons + KH story)

[Col.Random 3,683]

I was just walking around when i decided to make this. Hope you guys like it Kingdom Duff Beer Part 1"This world has been connected", came the hooded figure's voice."Connected?....OH NO! ALIENS!?", Homer screamed in panic and turned around to run and warn the others, but he ran into the wall of Moe's tavern and lost consciousness."UGH, IDIOT!", the figure face-palmed and stomped out of Moe's tavern.Homer opened his eyes to see the tavern was completely empty and it was dark outside. He stepped out to see a small blackhole in the sky."The aliens are here! I better find Marge and the kids!", Homer said and ran towards his home as fast as his fat body could allow, which wasn't much. Homer collapsed after a few steps, breathing heavily."Almost..there", he tried to assure himself before realising he was only ten feet away from the tavern."D'oh!".  The blackhole slowly moved over to the sky above him and started to pull him up. With much difficulty it managed to get him off the ground. Homer grabbed on to a nearby fire hydrant."Some one help me! They want to experiment on my brain...oh wait", he said as his grip on hydrant loosened and he was pulled up by the blackhole.Unforunately, he got stuck."D'oh!", he yelled.Now hanging upside down, with the upper half of his body in the sky above springfield and his large bottom in mid-air in Traverse Town. The blackhole tried harder to pull him in, but his stomache wouldn't allow it."Couldn't you try losing some weight?", came a deep voice from the blackhole."Well excuuuuse for wanting to eat", Homer folded his arms."Could you at least suck in that gut?", the blackhole said."FINE! Stupid blackhole", Homer mumbled.With much difficulty, he was finally pulled in.

Edited March 4, 2013 by Lt.Random

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I was just walking around when i decided to make this. Hope you guys like it "Could you atleast suck in that gut?", the blackhole said.

Funny stuff, good job. But there was one error which I put in bold.

[Col.Random 3,683]

Funny stuff, good job. But there was one error which I put in bold.

Oh thanks ^__^ (my spell-check isn't working so i end up with a lot of grammatical errors )

[Weedanort 8,786]

Classic Simpsons

 

Good job there Random

[Col.Random 3,683]

Classic Simpsons

 

Good job there Random

thanks

[Shera Wizard 2,736]

Funny stuff, good job. But there was one error which I put in bold.

 

wai indecy actually it is one word in Asian English but rather not in a dictionary... Your argument's valid ;_;

 

And on the story, omfg great job random MAKE MORE OF THESE PLAIS

[Indecypher 495]

 

wai indecy actually it is one word in Asian English but rather not in a dictionary... Your argument's valid ;_;

 

And on the story, omfg great job random MAKE MORE OF THESE PLAIS

Sorry about that <7

[CJ Smith 123]

Bringing the best show and the best video game series in was an awesome idea. Great job

[Weiss 8,279]

omg

I luv this

Nice work

[Col.Random 3,683]

Kingdom Duff Beer Part 2


"Oooooh mom i don't wanna go to school", Homer said, still partially unconscious."And licking my foot's not gonna convince me".
Pluto tried licking Homer's foot again and this time Homer woke up, giggling lke a child. He was in some strange town he did not recognize.
"Oh hey boy- wait, you're not Santa's Little Helper",he said.



"Woof woof", Pluto barked and ran away.
"Where am I?", Homer wondered.
"And what are those giant floating words up there indicating which world I'm in?".
Suddenly a dark patch appeared on the floor and a weird, squiggly shadow thing appeared out of the ground. It had the word "Duff" written with a huge cross through it on it's chest.

 The squiggly thing jumped at him and punched him.
"Why you little!", Homer yelled angrily and tried to strangle the squiggly thing to death, but it didn't seem to work.
"Oh...yeah...that only works on Bart. Well I'll just use this giant, mysterious looking key on the ground", Homer said as he picked up the Keyblade and beat the squiggly thing to a pulp.

"There! All don- oooh Duff beer!", he yelled when he saw a small can, with the word "Duff" on it, slowly rise out of the squiggly thing.
Homer ran towards the can, but at that moment Lenny and Carl popped out of the sky and on to him.
"Hey Homer", Lenny said, both of them still lying on top of Homer.
"D'oh!", he yelled, realizing the can of beer was gone now.

Edited March 5, 2013 by Lt.Random

[Shera Wizard 2,736]

Omg the floating writing out of nowhere I'm loving these, great work so far random

[Col.Random 3,683]

Omg the floating writing out of nowhere I'm loving these, great work so far random

thank you  ^__^

[Indecypher 495]

Kingdom Duff Beer Part 2 

 It had the word "Duff" written with a huge cross through it on it's chest.

Just one error I noticed, so I added the letter in the quote. But overall, good job.

 

Omg the floating writing out of nowhere I'm loving these, great work so far random

That, and imagining Homer with a Keyblade was pretty awesome.

[Weiss 8,279]

Just

continue this please. Amazingly hilarious.  

[Col.Random 3,683]

Thanks guys. I'm glad you like it ^_^

[Shera Wizard 2,736]

Just one error I noticed, so I added the letter in the quote. But overall, good job.

 

That, and imagining Homer with a Keyblade was pretty awesome.

 

damnit indecy u beat me to it again<3

Edited March 5, 2013 by Shera Wizard

[Weedanort 8,786]

Kingdom Duff Beer Part 2"Oooooh mom i don't wanna go to school", Homer said, still partially unconscious."And licking my foot's not gonna convince me".Pluto tried licking Homer's foot again and this time Homer woke up, giggling lke a child. He was in some strange town he did not recognize."Oh hey boy- wait, you're not Santa's Little Helper",he said. 

 

Now you know the origin of my username  :ph34r:

[Indecypher 495]

damnit indecy u beat me to it again<3

Sorry again <7

[Col.Random 3,683]

-sorry it took so long.Been kind of busy
-this one came out bigger than expected
friendly reminder: this story does not promote alcohol

Kingdom Duff Beer Part 3


"So you guys got sucked into a blackhole too?", Homer asked.
"Well no. The King ran away and told us to look for some key thing. Here, look at this", Lenny said handing Homer an Ipad. It was a video.

A very familiar figure wearing sunglasses and a red cape began to speak.
"What's up royal subjects? You're probably wondering where Duffman's gone, well worry not. Duffman's just sensing bad weather. Duffman's gone to see what's up. In the meantime look for the key...or something. Duffman shall be back soon. Till then, don't stay sober! Duffman out! Oh yeah!".

"Such wise words", Homer wiped a tear.
"So Homer? You seen anything that looks like a key?", Carl asked.
"Well...i DID steal Moe's car keys", Homer said, pulling them out of his pocket.
"Moe has a car?", Lenny asked.
"Okay maybe they're not Moe's", Homer confessed.
"Well anyways we're looking for one that's...you know..bigger", Carl explained.

"Oh...well i did find this giant magical key that just appeared in my hand out of- AHHH", Homer yelled as the Keyblade popped into his hand.
"Carl that's it! Homer do you know what this means?", Lenny asked.
"Yes! I'll never need spare keys again! WooHoo!", Homer cheered.
"What? NO! Homer you have a powerful weapon that can save everyone and defeat the darkness", Lenny explained
"Say what now?", Homer felt confused.
"Together the three of us can restore the worlds back to normal", Carl said
"Ooooh, but that sounds like a lot of work", Homer whined.
"JUST DO IT", both of them yelled.
"Okay fine", Homer said.

"Now come on. We brought the Gummi ship", Lenny said, pointing to what looked like a police car with two wings attached to it with duct-tape.
Before they knew it the "Gummi ship" was crushed by a giant foot.
They looked up to see a huge monster that resembled the squiggly thing Homer had fought with.

Lenny pulled out some sort of staff while Carl pulled out a shield with a beer can made on it. 
"Really? You're going to fight with a shield?", Lenny asked.
"I don't know, it belonged to the guy I'm replacing", Carl explained.
The two got ready to fight. Homer, however, screamed in panic and ran away.

He didn't get very far though. Homer ran straight into a lamp post behind him.
"Stupid pole!", Homer yelled.
 Ridiculously enough, the lamp post fell down and hit a small rock which ricocheted(bounced) off several walls before it cut through an electric wire that fell down on the monster and electrocuted it!

"Oh so i suppose you think you're better than me just cause you took down a monster, well you're not!", Homer said.
Not surprisingly, the lamp post remained quiet.
"Don't you give me that look!", he yelled and kicked the lamp post, hurting his own foot in the process.

Edited March 8, 2013 by Lt.Random

[Weiss 8,279]

Another great chapter! These are always able to make me laugh. Can't wait for more

[Indecypher 495]

You got Duffman's speech patterns down perfectly. But Homer's, not so much. And by that I mean woo hoo, not woo:

 

 

You forgot to add punctuation after Homer panicked and ran away for the first time, as well as "I'm" being capitalized. And that brings me to my next point, saying Homer ran away in panic twice is kind of redundant. But maybe you could say, "The two got ready to fight. Homer, however, was still running away in panic."

 

Also, why is "bounced" both in parentheses and even included if "ricocheted" already fits the bill? But still, good job.

 

Edit: I had a sound clip of Homer's "Woo hoo" from a Youtube video ready, but it's not showing up for some reason.

Edited March 7, 2013 by Indecypher

[Col.Random 3,683]

You got Duffman's speech patterns down perfectly. But Homer's, not so much. And by that I mean woo hoo, not woo:

 

 

You forgot to add punctuation after Homer panicked and ran away for the first time, as well as "I'm" being capitalized. And that brings me to my next point, saying Homer ran away in panic twice is kind of redundant. But maybe you could say, "The two got ready to fight. Homer, however, was still running away in panic."

 

Also, why is "bounced" both in parentheses and even included if "ricocheted" already fits the bill? But still, good job.

 

Edit: I had a sound clip of Homer's "Woo hoo" from a Youtube video ready, but it's not showing up for some reason.

raaar i'm all butthurt and stuff >:U

 

Acknowledged, making necessary changes ^__^.

 

Edit:1) the homer running away twice part was actually a mistake. i was initially going to make him run away at that point, but forgot to remove that part after i changed it Thanks for notifying me about that

2) I placed bounce in the brackets just in case any reader didn't know the meaning of the word "ricocheted" owo

Other changes were made ^__^

i might consider asking you to check for errors before posting next time c:

[Indecypher 495]

raaar i'm all butthurt and stuff >:U

 

Acknowledged, making necessary changes ^__^.

 

Edit:1) the homer running away twice part was actually a mistake. i was initially going to make him run away at that point, but forgot to remove that part after i changed it Thanks for notifying me about that

2) I placed bounce in the brackets just in case any reader didn't know the meaning of the word "ricocheted" owo

Other changes were made ^__^

i might consider asking you to check for errors before posting next time c:

Embrace the butthurt.

 

Cool.

 

No problem.

I personally don't think you should use lesser-known words if you feel you have to explain them. And my reasoning is that children's books don't do that. But it's your call.

Lol, okay. But if I'm not available ask my sidekick Shera. And I might not catch everything anyways, as I just noticed black hole is two words.

[Col.Random 3,683]

-Sorry this took so long, I sort of ran out of ideas

Kingdom Duff Beer Part 4

With no time to waste the trio quickly hijacked a nearby car, running over the owner who had come outside to stop them.

Bart woke up in some strange, dark place.
"Ay carmaba", he said, getting up. 
"Where the hell is everybody?", he wondered. Looking around.
"I see you have awoken", came a voice from the shadows.
The figure moved closer and revealed herself as some witch with green skin."Join me Bart and together we can rule the worlds!".
"Whoa whoa, slow down. I don't even know you, man", Bart said.
"Ah, well I am Maleficent", she said, unnecessarily moving her hands around as if she was royalty."So then Bart, what do you say?".

"Hmm I dunno, man. I've had bad experiences with green women", Bart replied.

 

Maleficent tried to stop herself from hitting him.

"Very...well....don't you wish to see your father again?", she asked, still trying to control her temper.
"Homer? Nah", Bart replied.
"JUST DO WHAT I SAY YOU LITTLE-!", Maleficent yelled, green flames bursting out of the ground  behind her.
"Alright! Alright! Don't have a cow, man", Bart said.

After a long drive the car tore through the wall of a circular room.
"Told you I should drive", Lenny said as he got out of the car.
"Hey I was doing great, I just got a 'little' distracted", Homer defended himself as he got out of the car.

"A little?! Homer you jumped into the backseat and wrestled Carl thinking you saw a donut!", Lenny reminded him.
"Yeah, I'm still not too happy about that headlock", Carl said, rubbing his neck.

"Oh so now it's all suddenly my fault! Well let me- ooh free food!", Homer yelled and rushed to the small table in the center of the room.
"Uh, Homer I'm not to sure abou-", Carl tried to warn him, but Lenny stopped him.
"YOU THERE!", came a deep voice from nearby. The three looked around.
"Over here", came the voice again. This time they noticed it was a small talking door!

"I knew something was odd about this place", Lenny said.
"Don't just blindly eat whatever you see! You must chose wisely, for each item on the table has different effects", the door explained.
"No talking door's gonna tell ME what to do!", Homer yelled and took a bite of the first thing he could grab.
Within seconds he shrunk to the size of a pen.
"Homer!", Carl and Lenny yelled in unison.

"Hey what happened?", came a really small, squeaky voice.
"Homer? Where are you?", Carl asked.
"Hey watch it! You almost stepped on me!", came the squeaky voice yet again. 
"Ah there he is", Carl said, bending over to see a puny little Homer near his foot.

"Awww he's so tiny", Carl said, poking Homer with his finger.
"I'll show you tiny!", Homer squeaked, now trying to strangle and punch Carl's finger.
"Isn't it cute?", Carl said. Homer then bit his finger as hard as he could.
Carl yelled and Lenny had to stop him from crushing Homer.

couldn't think of something funny so i hope the Maleficent pic did it's job

Edited March 17, 2013 by Lt.Random

[Indecypher 495]

It was worth the wait.

 

I thought it was funny btw. And the picture only enhanced the humor.

 

-Sorry this took so long, I sort of ran out of ideas "Very...well....don't you wish to see your father again?", see asked, still trying to control her temper.

Just one error I'm sure of this time, as I think you meant "She". But still, good job.