Firaga 5,947 Posted February 23, 2013 (edited) If you blarg once, blarg, blarg, blarg again. This story is like the last one: it's a dramatic tale that teaches about human kindness and accepting people for who they are...AND it also is a product of xoblvionx13. Seriously. She's got me by the strings, HELP! ME!!! ... JK. lol Anyways, let's get this blarg on the blarg: Once upon a blarg, blarg blarg blarggin blarg blarg blarg blarg Prince Blarg blarging blarging blarging blargitty blarg, blarg blargitty, blarg blarg, like a douche, blarg blarg blarg. So, blarg blarg got his blarg blarged and blarged into a blarg blarg blarg blarg, with a blarg blarg and a blarg blarg blarg, blargitty blarging until blarg was on the blarg blarg. Some time later, blarg blarg blarg blarg hot French dame blarg blargitty blarg blargitty...and blarg, of course...blarg blarg blargitty blarg-blarg, and blarg then blarg and blarg, blarg old man blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg and blarging, blarging, blarging blarging, blarging blarg. The Blarg, as he was known, blarged a blarg, and blarged like a motherblarger every Blarg Day. Blarg-blarg blarg, blarging blargitty, blargitty blarg. So, blarg blarg blarg blarg bestiality blarg blarg blarg blarg blargittty blargen, blargen, blargitty blargitty blarg blarg. But soon, blarg was blarg! Blargitty blargittty blargitty blarg, and blarg and blarg, and of course, blarg. Blarg, blarg, and blarg blarg, then some more blarg...then blarigitty blarg with a blarg on top...and blarg blarg, the blarg got his blarg blarged. And so, blarg blarg blarg blarg, blargitty blarg and blarg and blarg and blarg. And they all blarged blargilly ever after. Well...that story always makes me cry too...anything done by Blarg Disney makes me cry, really. lol Edited May 23, 2015 by Firaga Sensei 2 Shera Wizard and Kurama reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shulk 8,623 Posted February 23, 2013 What a blarging tale... These always blarg me right in the blarg. 1 Firaga reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hei 3,233 Posted February 23, 2013 3 Firaga, OthersiderME and Ultimus Grid reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Weiss 8,279 Posted February 23, 2013 Next up you should do the Final Blarg series 1 Firaga reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OthersiderME 614 Posted February 23, 2013 I was expecting something like this. Thank you. 2 Firaga and Hei reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Azzurro 36 Posted February 23, 2013 This story is utterly beautiful and I just I just 1 Firaga reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AnsemTheWise 1,114 Posted February 23, 2013 I prefer "The Little Blarg", personally, but this is definitely a close second. 1 Firaga reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ir0n_Agr0 14 Posted February 23, 2013 2 Firaga and Ben G reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grotesquery 603 Posted February 23, 2013 (edited) I am at a loss for words. Truly, no word can accurately portray how I feel for this blarg. It is beyond compare. Even more so; it is the blarg that all other blargs shall be compared to. Far beyond this time, when our era has faded away, when they speak of the legendary tales of ages past, the small child will look up to his father and ask, "Can you please read me Beauty and the Blarg? That one's my favorite!" Yes, that's right. It is on a timeless level that cannot be matched; to be placed on the pedestals of blarg, alongside all other champions of blarg who have proved their blargness a thousand times over. That is it. The perfect blarg. May it's tale live on in history forevermore! Edited February 23, 2013 by Mr. Mancer 2 Firaga and Shera Wizard reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
