Text The Bird - Interactive Creepypasta

[Shard the Gentleman 2,891]

First of all, thank you for all the support! Secondly, Enjoy!
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I've always been wary of my environment. Be it people, objects, animals, or plants. Those vines near the oak tree in the medium? That's poison ivy. That crazy, rampant bulldog across the street? Sweetest dog I've ever met. Appearances aren't always what they really are.
I just wish I knew that sooner.
Please be aware that if I could, I would've alerted the authorities... but I can't. I can only post it here, safely that is.
My mother and I were just arriving home after seeing "Star Wars: Episode 42: The wrath of Experiment 626"  at around 8:00pm. It was a Saturday, and we had nothing else to do. Since "Walt Disney Pictures" purchased "Lucas Film," we have received sequel after sequel after sequel. Anyways, getting on with the story...
As a promotional item, when you purchase a ticket to the movie, you receive a small, plastic animal, programmed to say famous Star Wars quotes, one per family. Ours was a bird. We kept it in the family room, and cared for it, as it was quite fun to mess around with. At around 10:00pm, I grew tired, and left for bed... 10, 15 minutes later, my door opened a crack, letting a small glimmer of light in. I began cautiously sitting up in my bed, stood up, and walked over to close the door. Afterwards, I went back to bed, and fell back asleep. 10 more minutes later, I woke up again, but not because of light.

"You just watch yourself- flyboy!"

I looked towards the sound to see the plastic bird.
"How did you get in here?" I said, not expecting a response.
"You’ve never heard of the Millennium Falcon?"
"Your busted."
I got out of my bed, and walked into the lighted hall. I knew that the light was going to bother me, so I turned it off.
I put it back into the living room, walked back to my room, and fell asleep again.
It was 3:00am before I had another disturbance.

"Watch your mouth kid, or you’ll find yourself floating home.”

I shot up once more. It was that stupid bird again, only this time, it was on my nightstand. I began to get annoyed with the stupid thing, so I stomped back into the livingroom, and put it back up. The living room clock went off.
4:00 am.
I was going to be up in about two hours anyways, so I thought I should just stay up.
I walked into the kitchen, and prepared the oven for some omelets. I spayed the pan with "Pam" and got the tortilla's out of the cabinet.
I shouldn't have gone to that movie.
I shouldn't have provoked the bird.
I should've stayed home.
In bed.
But no. I had to see another crappy sequel.
I opened the fridge to grab some milk.
 

"You just watch yourself."
"You'll be dead!"




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Yep! I didn't have a lot of time to write this, so its not too detailed. I will revise it later, or unless you think I should keep it this way, I will.
Now its YOUR turn! Comment what you think I should do in retaliation. Any theories you have? Share them! Remember: Everything you do will effect this story... SO BE CAREFUL.