KHRecoded So.... Kingdom Hearts: RE:Coded

[Firaga 5,947]

I haven't done this in...well, a long, long, long, long, LONG time...

 

So, I figured that...(looking for LL Cool J), I'd give this another.....hold on a minute....comeback?

 

(silence)

 

Oh joy, LL's not here to interrupt me this time. This ought to go smoothly.

 

Anyways, since it's been awhile, I guess it's fair if I review the format for this thread: it's basically a bullet list of your reactions to all or some of the moments that went down in Re:coded. They can range to battles, cutscenes, one-liners, anything and everything.

 

First, I give you mine...:

 

• Intro: Wow, I feel old now.
• Heartless Attack Disney Castle: This is the second time it's happened. Damage repairs must be HIGH....
• Data-Sora's Debut: Wait, go back, I don't understand how this is logical! D:
• Jiminy's Journal Takes The Form Of Riku: Wait...shouldn't Kairi be here and not Riku? I'm just sayin', as much as I love Riku, we need Red to be more involved...and NO, that's not a innuendo. Wait, I didn't give one...just read the next point, dammit!!
• Pete and Maleficant Crash The Datascape: Oh, these turds again?! Lame!
• Data-Sora VS Data Guard Armor Battle: Hey, it's just like Mario! Dun, dun, dun, dun dun dun dun, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun da da da!
• System Sector Glitches In Wonderland: Oh, Lord. This is worse than the traffic in my town.
• Olympus Coliseium Fights: Well, this is a nice throwback.
• Aladdin Freezes In Agrabah: Hey, Aladdin? FREEZE! XD .... that never gets old no matter how many times I go through it.
• Sora And Data-Roxas: Oh, so it's like KH2FM...cept Roxas is less OP. lol
• Ending: Okay, NOW, we're getting somewhere with KH3....right?

 

And now, I leave the rest to you, fine folks. I hope you enjoy a return of this series, because looking back, it seemed like a lot of people were having fun with--

 

"DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK!!!"

 

AH! (falls over) Dude! LL! You scared the snot outta me! The heck were you the last time, anyway?

"I was recording a new single with another artist."

 

Who?

 

"This guy."

"AND THEN I PULLED OUT MY GUN!"

 

0-o! Hit the deck! (dodges several bullets)

 

.... that's two R. Kelly jokes I've made so far...God, I love South Park.

Edited June 28, 2013 by Firaga Sensei

[xoblivionx13 1,133]

Whelp here's mine. I personally enjoy this game ^^

• Intro: :DDDDD ZOMG AWESOME!!!! But now I want to play KH1 again >n<
• Jimminy Running to King Mickey:.......well this'll take 5 hours.
• Data-Sora: Yay! You're back! Sort of....wait why does every character seem to be falling from the air?
• Trick Master Battle: OnO *50 tries later* Would you just shrivel up already?!?! D8<
• Olympus Fighting Style:.....T~T......
• Data Riku: Whhooaaaaa totally wicked! Riku's a book!
• Maleficent and Pete: Dang, these guys are stinking persistent.
• Frozen Aladdin: I don't like this at all...really creepy....especially with no music.
• Broken Keyblade: Gasp! Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!
• Hollow Bastion:.......run for your dang life!!!
• Castle Oblivion: Hmm, this is a LOT smaller than I remember it.
• Roxas: Awesome! *hits dodge roll for 5 minutes* Geeze cranky much?
• Last Battles: Ok seriously, when is it the last battle? It's almost ended 3 times already. Poor Data Sora probably has his brains fried.
• Ending: O____O wut? Wait a minute...no way!!!

[Ptolema 404]

Intro: So this is how a KH game works? Hmm...

Jiminy Cricket does something: Doesn't care, skip.

Data Sora: Okay...

Trick Master: Thunder thingy! EVADE THE LASER!!!

Olympus: What the heck is this? *Level grinds in Traverse Town* Take that, Cloud! Oh, Hades, you're soooooooooo owned.

That Agrabah creep: STOP RUNNING, YOU COWARD!

Keyblade's death: So... Sora, just use your Heart to resummon it already.

Hollow Bastion: Donald, Goofy, how dare you be more badass than me?

Pete: LOL, who the heck are you?

Castle Oblivion: It will never be the same without Marluxia and Larxene...

Roxas: Why me no getting there already?

Secret Ending: I love YouTube...

[Firaga 5,947]

"What were your reactions to Re:coded"?

Okay, that is not cool. -__-

 

EDIT: HA! Changed it back!

Edited June 28, 2013 by Firaga Sensei