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Danny Phantom pages are so great when you use that:

Da sheezy was on some teenager named Danny Fenton who, afta a accident wit a unpredictable portal between tha human ghetto n’ tha supanatural “Pimp Zone”, becomes half-pimp n’ frequently saves his cold-ass hood n’ tha ghetto from pimp attacks, while attemptin ta keep his stupid-ass pimp half a secret from everyone, except his dopest playaz Tucker Foley n’ Samantha (Sam) Manston.

 

Danny Phantom centas on tha thuglife n’ adventurez of 14-year-old Danny Fenton, a unpopular but phat-natured pimp attendin Casper High School up in tha lil’ small-ass hood of Amity Park yo. Dude lives wit his wild lil’ firetruckin eccentric pimp-huntin muthafathas, Maddie n’ Jack, n’ a overbearin 16-year-old sister, Jazz (short fo’ Jazzleine). Upon heat from his dopest playas, Sam n’ Tucker, he decides ta explore tha Pimp Portal dat his thugged-out lil’ muthafathas had created up in a gangbangin’ failed attempt ta bridge tha real ghetto n’ tha Pimp Zone (the pimply parallel universe of Earth). Once inside, Danny accidentally presses tha “On” button (which his naïve muthafathas failed ta do), activatin tha portal, which infuses his DNA wit ectoplazzle, transformin his ass tha firetruck into a half-pimp boy, nicknamed “Da Halfa” by tha rest of tha pimp hood.

 

Danny, whoz ass calls his dirty ass ‘Danny Phantom’ up in pimp form, quickly pimps tha mobilitizzle ta fly n’ become invisible and intangible. Over time he learns other powers like firetruckin his stupid-ass pimp ray, pimply wail n’ cryokinesis. Danny initially is frightened by his freshly smoked up powers n’ has lil control over em yo, but he soon learns ta bust em ta protect his cold-ass hood from malevolent pimps fo’ realz. After tha defeat of a Lunch Lady Pimp up in tha straight-up original gangsta episode, Danny turns ta tha thuglife of a supahero, rockin his thugged-out lil’ powers ta rid his hometown from tha various pimps dat plague dat shit.[2] Dannyz dopest playas, technophile meat-gangbangin Tucker Foley n’ goth-minded ultra-recyclo vegetarian Samantha (Sam) Manston, support Danny n’ help his ass wit his stupid-ass pimp fighting.

 

Dannyz pimp self be a polarization of whoz ass he was when he entered tha pimp portal. When he goes pimp, his black afro turns white, his blue eyes turn chronic n’ tha white jumpsuit he was bustin durin tha accident is now black. If Sam had not removed tha Jack Fenton logo on Dannyz jumpsuit before tha accident, it would be a permanent part of Dannyz pimp form. In tha second season a pimp grantz Samz inadvertent wish dat her ass n’ Danny had never met, n’ up in consequence Danny loses his stupid-ass pimp powers. In tha end Sam persuades Danny (now straight-up human) ta regain his thugged-out lil’ powers by reenactin tha accident, dis time bustin tha jumpsuit wit her newly designed “DP” logo on tha chest, so dat it appears when he goes pimp from then on.

 

Danny faces threatz of nuff kinds, includin vengeful pimp hunter Valerie Gray, whoz ass fo’ a short period of time becomes his firetruckin ludd interest,[3] a rival half-pimp Vlad Masters/Plazzleius, a oldschool playa of his wild lil’ fatherz n’ considered ta be his cold-ass true arch-rival, n’ even his own muthafathas who, bein pimp hunters, view Danny Phantom (and any pimps) as a menace ta society. In addition, Danny tries ta keep his secret safe from his classmates, mackdaddys, n’ family. Throughout it all, Danny slowly realizes his own potential n’ his thugged-out lil’ purpose, while his ghettos - both tha Pimp Zone n’ Ghetto - slowly begin ta accept his ass as they defender.

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Danny Phantom pages are so great when you use that:
Oh my god, I can't stop laughing ;D

Lol "Da Pimp Zone", each paragraph gets funnier and funnier.

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