Eternas Guide to eating Cornflakes.

[Eterna 274]

Hello I'm Eterna and I'm 100% positive everyone has eaten Cornflakes once or twice in there life.

 

As you may well know as soon as you pour milk onto Cornflakes its a race against time, for if you take too long the cornflakes will turn into a disgusting mushy paste. And theres nothing worse than mushy cornflakes amiright??

 

So hopefully this small guide will give you helpful hints and tips to most effectivly eat you're cornflakes.

 

Tip#1- Make sure that you have measured the exact quantity of cornflakes you will be noming, I cannot stress how useful knowing your cornflake intake is!!!

 

Tip#2- As in step one make sure you have as much milk as cornflakes. THE MILK AND CORNFLAKE RATIO MUST BE THE SAME!!!

 

Tip#3- Do some Beforehand planning, make sure you have a safety number as I like to call it. What I mean by this is that say my number is 5, that means with each spoonful of cornflakes I must have atleast 5 pieces of cornflakes on my spoon. An less will upset the balance and you'll end up with soggy cereal, anymore is fine.

 

Tip#4- Practice makes perfect! make sure you spend atleast 30mins a day practicing eating cornflakes in a set time limit, if you can finish them in 5mins you're golden, if it takes 10 you need more practice. (make sure you have a cornflake buddy, eating them this fast can make you choke)

 

Tip#5- Just dont eat cornflakes. there a plenty of other cereals to eat.Eating cornflakes is a SKILL that takes TIME and COMITMENT!

 

Thats is the end of Eternas guide to eating Cornflakes.

[Giginha 22]

This guide would be a lot helpfull if I didn't hate cornflakes.

[Eterna 274]

This guide would be a lot helpfull if I didn't hate cornflakes.

 

Do you like Frosted flakes?? same rules aplly.

[Stella3 0]

Thanks for the info on cornflakessss!!!!!!

[Giginha 22]

I don't like any tipe of cereal

[RoxSox 3,593]

OMG, this is actually helpful...

Eterna?

You are an epic person

[Eterna 274]

OMG, this is actually helpful...

Eterna?

You are an epic person

 

:heart: I always seek to be helpful. Being epic is just a side affect

[HelpMeRan-Sama 141]

Oh man, this is gonna be super useful. I always eat up those Honey Stars first, then I drink the milk <--- Do not try this, because if you do, you can't enjoy your cereal lol

[Giginha 22]

My brother eats cereal,you're so cool.

[RoxasStalker 11]

lol thanks for the help with eating cornflakes!!

[King Riku 2,063]

would this apply to lucky charms?

[Kaiso 2,764]

I have been enlightened. I must go practice this method.

[Eterna 274]

would this apply to lucky charms?

 

Lucky charms are a whole different issue.

There is always more cereal than marshmellows so you must do alot of confuseing math in order to determine the proper ratio of cereal to marshmellows.

[Koko 3,944]

I must now go eat cornflakes >