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II Instructions if you have... II

  • Apple bottom jeans
  • Boots with “da fur”
  • The whole club’s attention
  • Baggy Sweatpants
  • Reeboks with straps
  • Hit the flo, immediately.
  • Call yourself Shawty and get low..low low..low low low..low…low
  • Turn around and give your abnormally large buttox a hit.
  • (Repeat) Hit the flo, again as quickly as you can while you are still “Shawty”
  • Give off a feeling of a million dollars
  • Be prepared to give people a to-go-bag for their bottle.
  • Have the cash register ready for them to spend all their money.
  • Make those birthday cakes the most selling thing.
  • Be flexible and sexual.
  • Be professional with alcohol consumption.

Repeat as many times as needed.

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So, I have to have Reeboks WITH the straps? Can't I just have the Reeboks?

 

Listen, it's a difficult procedure to follow to begin with. I know in the college major they don't properly prepare you for this situation. So I'm trying to make simple instructions.

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Listen, it's a difficult procedure to follow to begin with. I know in the college major they don't properly prepare you for this situation. So I'm trying to make simple instructions.

 

 

They told me it'd be easy. Sorry, it's just a bit overwhelming.

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They told me it'd be easy. Sorry, it's just a bit overwhelming.

 

I know. A lot of people get confused when you're supposed to hit the flo, they get confused and think they have to hit Proffessor Rida, which causes more conflict.

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I know. A lot of people get confused when you're supposed to hit the flo, they get confused and think they have to hit Proffessor Rida, which causes more conflict.

 

Why can't they see the lower case f in "flo"? people are so weird.

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