Crown Unlimit 234 Posted October 22, 2012 Okay, so if you don't know what anti-jokes are, they're pretty much jokes that end in a snarky, unexpected way. For example: "How do you wake Lady Gaga up in the morning? You set an alarm!" They can be annoying, but I find them fun to share. These are mine (: How do you confuse a blond? Talk to her about quantum physics. She won't understand it because her P.H.D is in medical science. A haiku about haikus~ Haikus are quite fun But sometimes, they don't make sense Refrigerator I hope this thread doesn't die quickly like my other ones lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Robbie the Wise 5,050 Posted October 22, 2012 Why did the chicken cross the road? Answer: to die 2 HarLea Quinn and axele reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deathrebirthsenshi 279 Posted October 22, 2012 (edited) I give you a hamburger... How do you kill a god? Answer: You can't. He's immortal. How do you kill a blonde? Answer: Shoot her, chop her head off, throw her off a cliff...the possibilities are endless. Edited October 22, 2012 by deathrebirthsenshi Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wondermeow523 161 Posted October 22, 2012 Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? She has no limbs. 2 FireRubies1 and axele reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rizzyy 736 Posted October 22, 2012 Two blondes walk into a building........ .. you'd think at least one of them would have seen it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
allen95 208 Posted October 22, 2012 Why doesn't little Alice play with other children. Cause her mother had aborted her Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firaga 5,947 Posted October 22, 2012 (edited) What do you get when you cross a dog with a refrigerator? A dog dead from hypothermia. Edited October 22, 2012 by Firaga96 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crown Unlimit 234 Posted October 22, 2012 What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firaga 5,947 Posted October 22, 2012 WHAT TIME IS IT?! 1:49 P.M. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shard the Gentleman 2,891 Posted October 22, 2012 Seven swans swam simultaneously south, and they then decided to play Pokemon, so Hermione freaked out, and started hitting them with a hammer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crown Unlimit 234 Posted October 22, 2012 Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van A dyslexic man walks into a bra Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jim 2,990 Posted October 22, 2012 Your mom's so fat... she has to wear large clothes 1 FireRubies1 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crown Unlimit 234 Posted October 22, 2012 Yo momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about her increased risk of cardiovascular disease Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
venxas24 544 Posted October 22, 2012 Knock knock. Who's there. Lettuce. Impossible. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
143436611Xxcc 1,105 Posted October 22, 2012 Whats the best thing about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crown Unlimit 234 Posted October 22, 2012 A Hispanic, an African-American, a Jewish man, and an Asian man were walking down the street. They were going to a parade that celebrated racial equality 1 axele reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crown Unlimit 234 Posted October 22, 2012 Your mom is so fat, when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than a person with less body mass would 1 FireRubies1 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jim 2,990 Posted October 22, 2012 Why did Billy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus. 1 axele reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nweintraub 630 Posted October 22, 2012 Why do I want worlds based on Star Wars, Soul Calibur, Indiana Jones, Avatar the last airbender, Naruto, BIONICLE, Batman, Harry Potter etc. in KH? Because I am picky. Monkey. 1 Firaga reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crown Unlimit 234 Posted October 22, 2012 How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!! Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Octopi are anti-social creatures by nature Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crown Unlimit 234 Posted October 22, 2012 What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr.Dre What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint A seal walks into a club Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kaneki Ken 1,516 Posted October 22, 2012 your mom's like a light switch, everyone turns her off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crown Unlimit 234 Posted October 24, 2012 Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers aren't sentient and thus are incapable of fear 1 axele reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firaga 5,947 Posted October 25, 2012 Why didn't the pony sing? Because animals can't sing. Let alone talk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
axele 151 Posted October 25, 2012 A man walked into a bar. Ouch. 2 Firaga and Crown Unlimit reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
