King Riku 2,063 Posted October 22, 2012 (edited) Because I have nothing better to do in the morning. Edited October 22, 2012 by King Riku 2 Col.Random and teh lazy prince Xylek reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snow 1,800 Posted October 22, 2012 Not only is it boneless, it's wingless, legless, er... bodyless. o-o Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Riku 2,063 Posted October 22, 2012 Not only is it boneless, it's wingless, legless, er... bodyless. o-o Well, no, not exactly bodyless...I'm going to ruin eggs for you all now, like my parents did to me: When you crack an egg, and see a super tiny bit of white that isn't the runny part, that's an unborn baby chicken that was never fertilized. It's nasty. 1 Shera Wizard reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Col.Random 3,683 Posted October 22, 2012 Because I have nothing better to do in the morning. now that's what i like. Honesty Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teh lazy prince Xylek 1,559 Posted October 22, 2012 Well, no, not exactly bodyless...I'm going to ruin eggs for you all now, like my parents did to me: When you crack an egg, and see a super tiny bit of white that isn't the runny part, that's an unborn baby chicken that was never fertilized. It's nasty. you have opened my eyes...whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy eeeeeeeeeeeegggggggggggggggss Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Riku 2,063 Posted October 22, 2012 you have opened my eyes...whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy eeeeeeeeeeeegggggggggggggggss Because chickens don't want us to steal their eggs. Damn chickens... 1 teh lazy prince Xylek reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teh lazy prince Xylek 1,559 Posted October 22, 2012 Because chickens don't want us to steal their eggs. Damn chickens... hmmm crafty...chickens Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kirux 1,224 Posted October 22, 2012 That's why I call eggs chicken abortions. That's even how I write it down on my grocery list. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm chicken abortions. 1 King Riku reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shera Wizard 2,736 Posted October 22, 2012 Well, no, not exactly bodyless...I'm going to ruin eggs for you all now, like my parents did to me: When you crack an egg, and see a super tiny bit of white that isn't the runny part, that's an unborn baby chicken that was never fertilized. It's nasty. I-I'm NEVER eating eggs again... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firaga 5,947 Posted October 22, 2012 Okay, now I understand why I don't like eggs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rinax 473 Posted October 22, 2012 Well, no, not exactly bodyless...I'm going to ruin eggs for you all now, like my parents did to me: When you crack an egg, and see a super tiny bit of white that isn't the runny part, that's an unborn baby chicken that was never fertilized. It's nasty. Thanks, now I won't be able to eat eggs for a while. But I will not suffer alone! *goes and tells everyone I know.* 1 Firaga reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kaneki Ken 1,516 Posted October 22, 2012 Well, no, not exactly bodyless...I'm going to ruin eggs for you all now, like my parents did to me: When you crack an egg, and see a super tiny bit of white that isn't the runny part, that's an unborn baby chicken that was never fertilized. It's nasty. Guess that explains why I never liked eggs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanitasisKirby 1,227 Posted October 22, 2012 I was reading this while eating an egg salad. o.o Share this post Link to post Share on other sites