Firaga 5,947 Posted October 21, 2012 (edited) From a status update to a forum game.... (sigh).....being the person I am, It's easy for me to think up stupid shit and pass in on as something of somewhat value...oh, wait, most people do that....hmm...anyways, here we have a game where we think up the stupidest, grossest or just off-putting lines that can guarantee you not to get with a guy or gal you have the "urges" for....that's a reference, by the way....oh, wait, never mind, it's not.. So, in the name of randomness and humor and all that junk....let's get to work. I happen to have exactly 4 under my belt...and they are: "I'm starting a collection of phone-numbers, can I have yours?" "Can I have the combination to your crap locker?" "(in sterotypical Chinese voice) How you doin'? Cold weather, no?" "Hi...my name is Dick Hammerbush." Now, if you are not already ready to either find me, and kick me right in the Gotens....mock me for being such a jackass ..or find a bucket and puke at how bad these are....or because they are so offending to you, you have the urge to vomit....then leave some of your own lines below! (No, I haven't used these in real life.....I wouldn't anyway, because one, these are just for fun, and two.... Firaga96 is forever alone. ) Edited October 21, 2012 by Firaga96 1 Soul Eater Evans reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shana09 5,769 Posted October 21, 2012 "Hi...my name is Dick Hammerbush." lololololololol oh my god i find this too hilarious Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firaga 5,947 Posted October 21, 2012 (edited) lololololololol oh my god i find this too hilarious I bet you do. Just imagine the scenario in your head.....picture it! Thank you. Edited October 21, 2012 by Firaga96 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KeyOfVentus 90 Posted October 21, 2012 I have one that every guy can relate with...and yes, it almost always fails... Hey, I know we've been friends for years, but I like you as more than a friend, would you go out with me? Lol, It's funny cause it has always failed or some form of it has always failed. Lol... http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/smiley-cry.png :ph34r:FOR ALL THE MEN IN THE FRIEND-ZONE I SALUTE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! :ph34r: 3 SummerRain, Firaga and Axtwyt reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firaga 5,947 Posted October 21, 2012 (edited) I have one that every guy can relate with...and yes, it almost always fails... Hey, I know we've been friends for years, but I like you as more than a friend, would you go out with me? Lol, It's funny cause it has always failed or some form of it has always failed. Lol... http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/smiley-cry.png :ph34r:FOR ALL THE MEN IN THE FRIEND-ZONE I SALUTE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! :ph34r: A-f**king-men to that, brother. Edited October 21, 2012 by Firaga96 1 KeyOfVentus reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OkashiraKenrex 251 Posted October 21, 2012 LOL THATS HILARIOUS!!!I got one "(stand next to person,eye them then say)How u doin"or say "Hi,I love you" Works every time.^x^ 1 Firaga reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Caity 3,946 Posted October 21, 2012 I don't use pick up lines but here's ones that have been used on me where I thought "...really?" I lost my phone number can I have yours? Literal quote "ur sexi i wud smash ur bacdoors in" (oh if the sentence won't get you that grammar will) Under a photo "Give me those lips". This was on a random creepy looking edit my friend did for me o.O On a website, sort of like this where you don't need to be friends with someone to post on their stuff/status "Would you -bonk- someone off this site?" (oh me and my subtle censorship) Before someone started just aggressively describing what they'd do to me. I didn't know this person and they came up to me in a park o.O I can't remember any more of hand... Where I live, people have a habit of going "WILL YOU MEET ME?" (meet, where I live, is slang for basically make out/maul my face off without the actual need or intention of starting a relationship, ever. In certain areas it's also called "Will you skank me?") Whenever anyone asks me that, i'm immediately put off. 1 OkashiraKenrex reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firaga 5,947 Posted October 21, 2012 I don't use pick up lines but here's ones that have been used on me where I thought "...really?" I lost my phone number can I have yours? Literal quote "ur sexi i wud smash ur bacdoors in" (oh if the sentence won't get you that grammar will) Under a photo "Give me those lips". This was on a random creepy looking edit my friend did for me o.O On a website, sort of like this where you don't need to be friends with someone to post on their stuff/status "Would you -bonk- someone off this site?" (oh me and my subtle censorship) Before someone started just aggressively describing what they'd do to me. I didn't know this person and they came up to me in a park o.O I can't remember any more of hand... Where I live, people have a habit of going "WILL YOU MEET ME?" (meet, where I live, is slang for basically make out/maul my face off without the actual need or intention of starting a relationship, ever. In certain areas it's also called "Will you skank me?") Whenever anyone asks me that, i'm immediately put off. Wow. :mellow: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OkashiraKenrex 251 Posted October 21, 2012 I don't use pick up lines but here's ones that have been used on me where I thought "...really?" I lost my phone number can I have yours? Literal quote "ur sexi i wud smash ur bacdoors in" (oh if the sentence won't get you that grammar will) Under a photo "Give me those lips". This was on a random creepy looking edit my friend did for me o.O On a website, sort of like this where you don't need to be friends with someone to post on their stuff/status "Would you -bonk- someone off this site?" (oh me and my subtle censorship) Before someone started just aggressively describing what they'd do to me. I didn't know this person and they came up to me in a park o.O I can't remember any more of hand... Where I live, people have a habit of going "WILL YOU MEET ME?" (meet, where I live, is slang for basically make out/maul my face off without the actual need or intention of starting a relationship, ever. In certain areas it's also called "Will you skank me?") Whenever anyone asks me that, i'm immediately put off. O.o, now i now how to ask this senor out,THANKS!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Caity 3,946 Posted October 21, 2012 Wow. :mellow: Yup.. Now i'm a lesbian nun. :ph34r: O.o, now i now how to ask this senor out,THANKS!!! These are fail proof lines, completely... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firaga 5,947 Posted October 21, 2012 Yup.. Now i'm a lesbian nun. :ph34r: I don't blame you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AROD666 175 Posted October 21, 2012 '' I bet you have a nice smelling vagina '' works every time. don't believe me? TRY IT Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firaga 5,947 Posted October 21, 2012 '' I bet you have a nice smelling vagina '' works every time. don't believe me? TRY IT XD .......... Damn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sigrun 1,064 Posted October 21, 2012 well, I do fine In the dating department but I just thought of a couple that are creepy because one of my stalkers told me these: "Hi...Can I lick you?" And the most creepiest line that was ever told to me: "I like the way you sleep at night, Do you want to bear my children?" 1 Firaga reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Caity 3,946 Posted October 21, 2012 I don't blame you. It's a perfect career path well, I do fine In the dating department but I just thought of a couple that are creepy because one of my stalkers told me these: "Hi...Can I lick you?" And the most creepiest line that was ever told to me: "I like the way you sleep at night, Do you want to bear my children?" ..well... do you want to bear my children? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Soul Eater Evans 4,045 Posted October 21, 2012 Vexen: I bought a new science table. Wanna help me break it in? *pedo face* 3 Elijah Gravenhorst, _The Door To Light_ and Firaga reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob 5,571 Posted October 21, 2012 I have a P.H.D. Wanna see it? 1 Firaga reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sakuraba Neku 660 Posted October 21, 2012 Do you ever dream grab my keyblade? 2 Firaga and Caity reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sigrun 1,064 Posted October 21, 2012 (edited) ..well... do you want to bear my children? wait. what? Edited October 21, 2012 by Sigrun 1 Firaga reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sakuraba Neku 660 Posted October 21, 2012 (edited) Do you wanna do it? You dont have to. In the end I will tell all school we did it anyway. Edited October 21, 2012 by Sakuraba Neku 1 Firaga reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firaga 5,947 Posted October 21, 2012 Do you wanna do it? I will tell all school we did it anyway. If I was a chick, I'd go Nine-Tails on that dude... 1 Sakuraba Neku reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sakuraba Neku 660 Posted October 21, 2012 If I was a chick, I'd go Nine-Tails on that dude... Teenagers, nobody understand them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firaga 5,947 Posted October 21, 2012 Teenagers, nobody understand them. Nope. Not even themselves. I should know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sakuraba Neku 660 Posted October 21, 2012 Nope. Not even themselves. I should know. I should know that too. Double Fail. 1 Firaga reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Demyx. 10,064 Posted October 22, 2012 "Nice shoes. They'd look better in my pants!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
