hatok 6,413 Posted October 18, 2012 (edited) Sora- Mentally regresses with each passing game Roxas- Obedient psychopath who nearly killed both of his friends Ventus- Naive, whiny idiot who can't put two and two together Terra- Gullible moron who can't put two and two toegther Aqua- Stupid, pretentious, judgemental, can't put two and two together Eraqus- Preaches constantly but never once is he proactive, also, resorts to murder on the drop of a hat Vanitas- Bumbling an incompetent, but masks it with a false sense of superiority Ansem- Wants to destroy all worlds for no reason Riku- Spends every game going through the exact same character arc Kairi- Barely shows up, never accomplishes anything, spends msot time getting kidnapped Namine- Writes self insert fanfiction and then moans about how the person she writes about wants to stay in character Xemnas- Sits around constantly, enacting a constant stream of often contradictory evil plans Xigbar- Has literally no motivation gven, ever Xaldin- Simply wants to be evil for the sake of it Lexaeus- Has no character to speak of Vexen- Bumbling and incompetent, but masks it with a false sense of superiority Zexion- Presumptuous idiot Axel- Steadily losing any sense of character, is literally saved from death in every game he appears in Saix- Lazy and angry, tries to garner undeserved sympathy for 'only wanting a heart' Demyx- Whiny inneffectual, spends time tryignt o get undeserved sympathy Luxord- No character Marluxia- Almost as bad at plans as Xemnas Larxene- Evil for the sake of it Xion- Simplistic Mary Sue of a character Yen Sid- Acts wise by giving advice, but the advice at best useless, at worst, detrimental to the recipient Xehanort- Acts like a connving genius, but really just lucky Young Xehanort- No character Terranort- No character Riku's Dad- No character Sora's Mom- No character Kairi's Grandmother- All she does is recite the exact same story DiZ- Has as many plans as Xemnas... but doesn't actually act on any of them Hayner! Pence! Ollette!- So bad they ahev to be judged as a group to even count And... I think that's everyone Edited October 18, 2012 by hatok 9 Number XV, Dave, FireRubies1 and 6 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theultimatesorafan 684 Posted October 18, 2012 hatok, you entertain me in so many ways. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nweintraub 630 Posted October 18, 2012 Leave the KH characters alone! LEAVE THE KH CHARACTERS ALONE! Now! NOW! (BTW, the caps lock part is the shouting.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blake 776 Posted October 18, 2012 You make me wonder why I even like KH characters.... 1 Kinode reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
_The Door To Light_ 1,507 Posted October 18, 2012 I thought the 'h' wasn't capitalized. Mind=Blown 1 Elijah Gravenhorst reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kinode 3,056 Posted October 18, 2012 Look at how accurate all of that is... except Sora Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shana09 5,769 Posted October 18, 2012 Data Riku? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hatok 6,413 Posted October 18, 2012 Look at how accurate all of that is... except Sora He certainly isn't getting any smarter... 4 PillowHead, FireRubies1, Xail and 1 other reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FireRubies1 1,325 Posted October 18, 2012 Lexaeus- Has no character to speak of Luxord- No character The Lexaeus one made me laugh .And I wish Luxord had more to him :c. He was my favorite and I feel like his cards could've been really amazing =w= Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kirux 1,224 Posted October 18, 2012 (edited) And... I think that's everyone what about DiZ? and who could forget: HAYNER! PENCE! OLETTE! Edited October 18, 2012 by Kirux Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Axtwyt 500 Posted October 18, 2012 Leave the KH characters alone! LEAVE THE KH CHARACTERS ALONE! Now! NOW! (BTW, the caps lock part is the shouting.) Also, no. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nweintraub 630 Posted October 18, 2012 Also, no. I wanted a time machine that looks like a flying glass elevator & sounds like R2-D2, not some fukin rock.Also, yes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hatok 6,413 Posted October 18, 2012 (edited) what about DiZ? and who could forget: Ansem- Wants to destroy all worlds for no reason And uh... I'll think of something for the lamest KH trio... It is done Edited October 18, 2012 by hatok 1 Kirux reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kinode 3,056 Posted October 18, 2012 Leave the KH characters alone! LEAVE THE KH CHARACTERS ALONE! Now! NOW! (BTW, the caps lock part is the shouting.) http-~~-//youtu.be/kHmvkRoEowc&autoplay=1 1 Godot reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Axtwyt 500 Posted October 18, 2012 I wanted a time machine that looks like a flying glass elevator & sounds like R2-D2, not some fukin rock. Also, yes. No TARDIS for you, young man. Also, people are allowed their own opinion. Thus, your's is irrelevant as this is a hatok thread. http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbKbCcfvBbw Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kirux 1,224 Posted October 18, 2012 And uh... I'll think of something for the lamest KH trio... It is done Don't troll me just cause you know I was right Hayner! Pence! Ollette!- So bad they have to be judged as a group to even count Lawls, too true. I'd love to hear an opinion on Mickey Donald Goofy (etcs) roles as well, but I understand this is about the original made for KH characters. 1 hatok reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nweintraub 630 Posted October 18, 2012 http-~~-//youtu.be/kHmvkRoEowc&autoplay=1 WTF? I never did anything to Britney! So take dat video down! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kinode 3,056 Posted October 18, 2012 WTF? I never did anything to Britney! So take dat video down! iii cant stop laughhong Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jim 2,990 Posted October 19, 2012 I'm beginning to wonder if hatok even likes Kingdom Hearts... 3 coolwings, PillowHead and hatok reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kirux 1,224 Posted October 19, 2012 I'm beginning to wonder if hatok even likes Kingdom Hearts... Not only that but he's starting to make us wonder why/if we even like it, too. It's a conspiracy. 2 hatok and PillowHead reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PillowHead 569 Posted October 19, 2012 For the record, I'm pretty sure Kairi's grandmother has Alzheimer's, she just keeps repeating that story man. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ruran 481 Posted October 19, 2012 It's beautiful! :glittery eyes: I've been wanting to do this for the longest so no work for me now. Why do I keep playing these games? I've been mad at that series for the longest. It's like a bad relationship, I know it's wrong and if I keep going back I know I'm just going to get hurt again but my co dependency doesn't let me think logically and I just think "this time I won't get punched in the face. I know he's changed!" Then I get punched in the face again. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flying Cattle 48 Posted October 19, 2012 http-~~-//youtu.be/kHmvkRoEowc&autoplay=1 I opened this thread and about two seconds in, this video starts automatically playing, and I pee myself. Thanks... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ruran 481 Posted October 19, 2012 So no Repliku or Data! character rage? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FireRubies1 1,325 Posted October 19, 2012 Ahem 1 coolwings reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
