Demyx. 10,064 Posted October 18, 2012 Hello there. I'm Xaon. I am here today to help you all with you problems. There is no problem to big that I can't solve! I am the best advice giver that I know! So please let me help you and post your problems. 1 HarLea Quinn reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kirux 1,224 Posted October 18, 2012 I need to get laid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Robbie the Wise 5,050 Posted October 18, 2012 (edited) Demyx I knew I'd find you here slacking off get back to the castle for your haircut RIGHT NOW OR ELSE. Edited October 18, 2012 by devereauxr 4 Kirux, HarLea Quinn, Shera Wizard and 1 other reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Weiss 8,279 Posted October 18, 2012 No problem you can't solve? Xaon....Bring world peace! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Demyx. 10,064 Posted October 18, 2012 I need to get laid. My suggestion would be to get drunk. Then go to a bar and find a strapping young lad and get him drunk. Once he's drunk take him to the bathroom and take care of business. Wash, rinse and repeat. No problem you can't solve? Xaon....Bring world peace! I am working on world peace as we speak. I am impregnating the world to be in my perfect image. That way there will be only love. The world will look at each other in my beautiful faces and be completely happy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kirux 1,224 Posted October 18, 2012 Wash, rinse and repeat. But then it'd be good clean fun and who needs that? Demyx I knew I'd find you here slacking off get back to the castle for your haircut RIGHT NOW OR ELSE. Oh Shiiii. Dr. X is here! [Run Away!] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Demyx. 10,064 Posted October 18, 2012 Demyx I knew I'd find you here slacking off get back to the castle for your haircut RIGHT NOW OR ELSE. NO! I'm busy helping people! But then it'd be good clean fun and who needs that? The people of the world must cleanse themselves or else we are nothing but animals ready for the slaughter. 1 Queen Tery reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Robbie the Wise 5,050 Posted October 18, 2012 NO! I'm busy helping people! If you don't get back to the castle right now your in trouble mister. Don't make me use my keyblade on you. 2 HarLea Quinn and Kirux reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Demyx. 10,064 Posted October 18, 2012 If you don't get back to the castle right now your in trouble mister. Don't make me use my keyblade on you. I said no! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kirux 1,224 Posted October 18, 2012 If you don't get back to the castle right now your in trouble mister. Don't make me use my keyblade on you. bowmchickawowow. 4 Demyx., Queen Tery, _The Door To Light_ and 1 other reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gambler'sApprentice 131 Posted October 18, 2012 There's this one guy I know who has an unhealthy addiction to a fictional character. How can I help him? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Demyx. 10,064 Posted October 18, 2012 There's this one guy I know who has an unhealthy addiction to a fictional character. How can I help him? I would say support this man. Show him that his love for this fictional character is not a bad thing. We wouldn't want people feeling bad about themselves now would we? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gambler'sApprentice 131 Posted October 18, 2012 I would say fire this man out of a citrus catapult into a field of rabid cantaloupe. Then send in your armies of sprinkles. Your advice is terrible, but if you insist... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Robbie the Wise 5,050 Posted October 18, 2012 (edited) How do I kill you? :I Edited October 18, 2012 by devereauxr 1 HarLea Quinn reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kinode 3,056 Posted October 18, 2012 Why are you dressed like the pope demyx 2 _The Door To Light_ and Kirux reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Demyx. 10,064 Posted October 18, 2012 (edited) How do I kill you? :I You should not kill others. It leads to a bad reputation. Why are you dressed like the pope demyx Because My heartless and nobody have been defeated. I have returned to my true form. Edited October 18, 2012 by XaonSchock 1 Kirux reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kinode 3,056 Posted October 18, 2012 You should not kill others. It leaves for a bad reputation. Because My heartless and nobody have been defeated. I have returned to my true form. that's lame Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kirux 1,224 Posted October 18, 2012 Why are you dressed like the pope demyx because I have the best ideas ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Demyx. 10,064 Posted October 18, 2012 that's lame Your perception of lame is irrelevant. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Weiss 8,279 Posted October 18, 2012 (edited) Who is Demyx's heartless then Xaon? Edited October 18, 2012 by Keysofblades Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
_The Door To Light_ 1,507 Posted October 18, 2012 Who is Demyx's heartless then Xaon? 1 Weiss reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Demyx. 10,064 Posted October 19, 2012 (edited) Who is Demyx's heartless then Xaon? This would be him. Edited October 19, 2012 by XaonSchock Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gambler'sApprentice 131 Posted October 19, 2012 This would be him. In case anyone was curious, this is Luxord's heartless Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Demyx. 10,064 Posted October 19, 2012 In case anyone was curious, this is Luxord's heartless Don't fool yourself buddy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gambler'sApprentice 131 Posted October 19, 2012 Don't fool yourself buddy. Conscider, battles with them are always one-on-one, and their backstory is never fully explained. Or even generally explained. Clearly this is no coincidence. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
