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[Space Cowboy 1,392]

Because I just rewatched Trapped in the Closet and had to do this PG-13

 

Chapter 1:

2 a.m. in the morning on the internet with nothing to do

Why I'm lurking on this website, I really have no clue

Just me and a couple of users online, thinking this is just a waste of time

Lots of thoughts runnin through my mind, then logs on a member named Clementine

And then Clementine sends me an instant message saying "What's up?"

And I'm scratching my head, thinking to my self, what the fuuuuck?

She said she's seen me around, posting here and there

Called me by my first name, and now I'm starting to get scared

I messaged her back and asked, "How much do you know about me?"

She replied in 2 seconds and said "We'll just wait and see!"

"You live in LA, your mom's from the Bay, and how your dad has no hair!"

"And after a long hard day, you lay down and begin to snore just like a bear"

And I say "Wait, hold up, say no more this shit is getting scary!"

She sent me a sad face and said "Why don't you care for me?!"

Thinking to myself I gotta sign off because this bitch is really crazy

I click the sign out button and my screen turns really hazy

I'm starting to panic, swearing out loud, screaming "WHAT THE firetruck"

When she sends another IM, telling me I'm shit out of luck

I reply back in all caps, saying "WHY DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT ME HOE"

She replies back really fast and says, "Because I'm looking through yoooooorrrrrr.....wiiinnndooowwwwww~"

Edited October 18, 2012 by Space Cowboy

[Robbie the Wise 5,050]

For some reason I read this to the tune of the fresh prince of bell air theme.

[Cricket 1,180]

What is this Trapped in the Closet stuff I'm hearing about and pretty creative there. I like how you made everything rhyme and it's funny. Write more! :U

[Jilly Shears 2,144]

What is this Trapped in the Closet stuff I'm hearing about and pretty creative there. I like how you made everything rhyme and it's funny. Write more! :U

 

http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFosUj6A22c

 

Kind of speaks for itself. lol