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This Is A Thread About My Friends This Time (i dont care about yours)

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Idk Proto,Do whatever you want to do it's your thread after all and what if you come up with i bet be great.

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Perhaps Protoshot?

 

That sounds dirty though x.x

 

We thought about that one, and we pretty much said it wasn't as cool as Deadman.

oh well

Idk Proto,Do whatever you want to do it's your thread after all.

 

but its about u man

about u

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Bad-joke batman has come to umm.......save..the day?

 

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent

 

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

 

I went to a seafood disco last week…and pulled a mussel.

 

Archeaologist: a person whose career lies in ruins

 

A ship carrying a cargo of red paint collided with a ship carrying a cargo of purple paint. Both crews were marooned.

 

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

 

'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

Edited by Namikaze

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Bad-joke batman has come to umm.......save..the day?

 

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent

 

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

 

I went to a seafood disco last week…and pulled a mussel.

 

Archeaologist: a person whose career lies in ruins

 

A ship carrying a cargo of red paint collided with a ship carrying a cargo of purple paint. Both crews were marooned.

 

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

 

'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

 

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Listen, Bats, I know you're not too well known for your sense of humor, but even Beetle has better jokes than you do.

 

Fine, fine. Here are some of my top-notch ones!

 

Guy 1: Hey, I'm Hungary

Guy 2: Why don't you Czech the fridge?

Guy 1: Okay, I'm Russian to the Kitchen.

Guy 2:Maybe you'll find some Turkey.

Guy 1: Yeah, I have found it, but it's covered in a layer of Greece.

Guy 2: Yuck, there is Norway you're eating that.

Guy 1: Yeah, I know. I think i'll just settle for a can of Chile

Guy 2: Denmark your name before someone else eats it

Guy 1: Kenya do it for me, please?

Guy 2: Ok, I'm Ghana do it

Guy 1: Thanks, I would but I'm so tired, Iran 5 miles today.

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Listen, you're embarrassing yourself now.

 

Guy 1: What did the ocean say to the other ocean?

Guy 2: I dunno

Guy 1: Nothing. they just waved.

Guy 2: I sea what you did there.

Guy 1: I'm shore you did

Guy 2: Stop being such a beach!

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Bad-Joke Batman part 2!!

 

-I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now

-When chemists die, they barium

-I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

-This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

-I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

-They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.

-We are going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.

-I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest

Edited by Namikaze

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should we just go around posting about how x we are, or are we supposed to do some sort of intelligent conversation?

 

On kh13 is that possible but i guess we could try.

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Hello there old chaps.How has one's day been?

 

Good

But am i going crazy when if see 6ft rabbit following me that's called Harvey,How are you?

Edited by Deadshot

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i don't know ive been having this shitty cough that won't go away

it sucks balls

 

Aww well you should take so cough syrup then and hopefully the cough goes away

 

and People think your crazy when you start seeing them because they just can't see that there's rabbit there but those rabbits are crazy party animals

Edited by Deadshot

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