How to Properly Win Over A Woman (For all you gents)

[Axtwyt 500]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRQPX5Vuers

 

1) Get good at something she'll watch.

2) Lose for her.

3) Suffer.

4) ???

5) You've won over the lady.

[Robbie the Wise 5,050]

In that case you'll never get laid.

[Demyx. 10,064]

That's how I do it.

[Sigrun 1,064]

I am a girl and this is crap.

 

First off, we like our men to be incredibly submissive, when we are busy with womanly things to do they go to the kitchen and make us a sandwich.

 

Second off, they buy us whatever we want, they hand over their credit cards, cash, ect and we women go watching 24/7 without you men giving us a hard time about it and carry all of the things we buy

 

Thirdly, you cater to our every need and want while you cook, clean, and provide for us because real women make men for we carry your children for 9 horrible months and continue the survival of humankind, so its basically the LEAST men can do.

Edited October 8, 2012 by Sigrun

[Think Pink 1,967]

Honey, you don't know anything about girls.

Here's how you REALLY win a girl's heart

 

 

1) be Tom Hiddleston

 

[Axtwyt 500]

I am a girl and this is crap.

 

First off, we like our men to be incredibly submissive, when we are busy with womanly things to do they go to the kitchen and make us a sandwich.

 

Second off, they buy us whatever we want, they hand over their credit cards, cash, ect and we women go watching 24/7 without you men giving us a hard time about it and carry all of the things we buy

 

Thirdly, you cater to our every need and want while you cook, clean, and provide for us because real women make men for we carry your children for 9 horrible months and continue the survival of humankind, so its basically the LEAST men can do.

 

You're just agreeing with me here.

 

In that case you'll never get laid.

 

And you would know?

Edited October 8, 2012 by Johnny Madman

[Koko 3,944]

here's an idea: BE YOU AND U'LL GET SOMEONE WHO'S PERFECT FOR YOU

unless youre an asshat, then you wont get laid

 

I am a girl and this is crap. First off, we like our men to be incredibly submissive, when we are busy with womanly things to do they go to the kitchen and make us a sandwich. Second off, they buy us whatever we want, they hand over their credit cards, cash, ect and we women go watching 24/7 without you men giving us a hard time about it and carry all of the things we buy Thirdly, you cater to our every need and want while you cook, clean, and provide for us because real women make men for we carry your children for 9 horrible months and continue the survival of humankind, so its basically the LEAST men can do.

get out

[HarLea Quinn 26,501]

LOL! @ this whole thread

[Shana09 5,769]

I am a girl and this is crap.

 

First off, we like our men to be incredibly submissive, when we are busy with womanly things to do they go to the kitchen and make us a sandwich.

 

Second off, they buy us whatever we want, they hand over their credit cards, cash, ect and we women go watching 24/7 without you men giving us a hard time about it and carry all of the things we buy

 

Thirdly, you cater to our every need and want while you cook, clean, and provide for us because real women make men for we carry your children for 9 horrible months and continue the survival of humankind, so its basically the LEAST men can do.

 

why cant u do that also

men/woman aren't their to do the half of ur shit as u become and adult

its for love

[Robbie the Wise 5,050]

You're just agreeing with me here.

 

 

 

And you would know?

 

Based on what other females are telling you I can make an educated assumption. Edited October 8, 2012 by devereauxr

[Think Pink 1,967]

why cant u do that also

men/woman aren't their to do the half of ur shit as u become and adult

its for love

 

what is love

[Shana09 5,769]

what is love

 

baby don't hurt me

[Robbie the Wise 5,050]

I am a girl and this is crap.

 

First off, we like our men to be incredibly submissive, when we are busy with womanly things to do they go to the kitchen and make us a sandwich.

 

Second off, they buy us whatever we want, they hand over their credit cards, cash, ect and we women go watching 24/7 without you men giving us a hard time about it and carry all of the things we buy

 

Thirdly, you cater to our every need and want while you cook, clean, and provide for us because real women make men for we carry your children for 9 horrible months and continue the survival of humankind, so its basically the LEAST men can do.

 

If this is the way you treat people, then you will be a very lonely person down the road just saying.

[Sigrun 1,064]

If this is the way you treat people, then you will be a very lonely person down the road just saying.

 

pssh nah, men are designed to protect and provide whereas women are the most desirable thing that men want. men only think about sex and how a male gets any sort of achievement whatsoever is be being with a woman. hence without women men would do nothing but use their left hand.

 

they would not aspire to:

 

-Get a higher education

-find a career

-be Successful

-Make Lots of money

-Dress up handsomely

-shower

-clean after themselves

-have any sort of manners

-Live.

 

if you are gay or bisexual, more power to you and I hope gay marriage passes.

Edited October 8, 2012 by Sigrun

[Axtwyt 500]

here's an idea: BE YOU AND U'LL GET SOMEONE WHO'S PERFECT FOR YOU

unless youre an asshat, then you wont get laid

 

Based on what other females are telling you I can make an educated assumption.

 

Clearly you don't know women like I know women.

 

Besides, what is it with you people automatically thinking about getting laid?

[Robbie the Wise 5,050]

Clearly you don't know women like I know women.

 

Besides, what is it with you people automatically thinking about getting laid?

 

If you know more about women then me, I'll eat my workout socks. Please impress me with your worldly knowledge of what women want.

[Oniaku 280]

I hate to say this, but I agree with Koko on this. She makes a great point. Be yourself and you get a girl who's perfect for you.

[ReikuSSR 1,071]

I got it!

1- go to a place that brings you joy (ex.con)

2-find the female species

3- start with a common ground (ex.KH)

4-ask opinion on dating.

5- tell em how you hobbies and such

6- make a friend date (ex. plan the next con together)

7- see if she wants to be your girlfriend

:ph34r:

[Destiny_of_a_Key_Bearer 82]

 

hence without women men would do nothing but use their left hand.

 

Im actually left handed cB

nah thats gross...

But your so sexist. Guys aren't the only ones who enjoy a lot of sex. Hence the words "slut" and "whore". Im pretty sure ive never met a male slut-whore

[Shana09 5,769]

pssh nah, men are designed to protect and provide whereas women are the most desirable thing that men want. men only think about sex and how a male gets any sort of achievement whatsoever is be being with a woman. hence without women men would do nothing but use their left hand.

 

they would not aspire to:

 

-Get a higher education

-find a career

-be Successful

-Make Lots of money

-Dress up handsomely

-shower

-clean after themselves

-have any sort of manners

-Live.

 

if you are gay or bisexual, more power to you and I hope gay marriage passes.

 

ur over generalizing men thinking all they want is sex

have u ever met a man?

not all men go for sex

a man can go for other things during a relationship

same goes for females

 

its not like females dont go for sex at all

 

Im actually left handed cB

nah thats gross...

But your so sexist. Guys aren't the only ones who enjoy a lot of sex. Hence the words "slut" and "whore". Im pretty sure ive never met a male slut-whore

 

i was gonna agree to u until "slut" and whore"

it depends what u mean

but if ur going against them

get

out

Edited October 8, 2012 by Shana09

[Sigrun 1,064]

ur over generalizing men thinking all they want is sex

have u ever met a man?

not all men go for sex

a man can go for other things during a relationship

same goes for females

 

its not like females dont go for sex at all

 

Im not saying females DONT go for sex too, Im saying that men arent really the "Better" gender. It Takes Alot of CONFIDENCE and SKILL just to walk up to a girl and ask her out plus during that time if she says 'yes' he has to treat her like a QUEEN.

[Shana09 5,769]

Im not saying females DONT go for sex too, Im saying that men arent really the "Better" gender. It Takes Alot of CONFIDENCE and SKILL just to walk up to a girl and ask her out plus during that time if she says 'yes' he has to treat her like a QUEEN.

 

females aren't either

[Sigrun 1,064]

females aren't either

 

yeah we are, we carry and suffer holding babies for 9 months while we multi-task everything on top of that we withstand a crapload of pain to HAVE children plus men dont stay most of they time so women are usually single mothers handling more than they should.

Edited October 8, 2012 by Sigrun

[Robbie the Wise 5,050]

Im not saying females DONT go for sex too, Im saying that men arent really the "Better" gender. It Takes Alot of CONFIDENCE and SKILL just to walk up to a girl and ask her out plus during that time if she says 'yes' he has to treat her like a QUEEN.

 

[Sigrun 1,064]

 

then you will not get a girlfriend and/or get laid unless you treat her with care, love, and respect.