Kirux 1,224 Posted October 3, 2012 Is your hair unruly? Does it just sit there, obeying the laws of gravity? Do you wish you could shape your hair in such a manner you could pop balloons with the slightest touch? WELL NOW YOU CAN! Square Enix brand hair gel lets you fashion your hair in any sort of spike, curl, or wave you can possibly imagine! Using our patented materia* based gel, not only will your hair stay in place, but will also have a hardness so strong, the Mohs scale doesn't even know how to handle it. So what are you waiting for? Go out there and show the world the sort of hero you really are; a JRPG hero. *SE holds no responsibility over any reciprocation due to materia use including, but not limited to; geostygma, random summons, mother complexes, crying, hair turning white, sudden dramatic theme music following you, AVALANCHE members hunting you, and turning into Sephiroth, 16 Lady Aleister, Snow, Kinode and 13 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Weedanort 8,786 Posted October 3, 2012 This is why I hate having short hair. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AROD666 175 Posted October 3, 2012 You gotta be firetruckin kidding me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheApprenticeofKingMickey 3,689 Posted October 3, 2012 Is your hair unruly? Does it just sit there, obeying the laws of gravity? Do you wish you could shape your hair in such a manner you could pop balloons with the slightest touch? WELL NOW YOU CAN! Square Enix brand hair gel lets you fashion your hair in any sort of spike, curl, or wave you can possibly imagine! Using our patented materia* based gel, not only will your hair stay in place, but will also have a hardness so strong, the Mohs scale doesn't even know how to handle it. So what are you waiting for? Go out there and show the world the sort of hero you really are; a JRPG hero. *SE holds no responsibility over any reciprocation due to materia use including, but not limited to; geostygma, random summons, mother complexes, crying, hair turning white, sudden dramatic theme music following you, AVALANCHE members hunting you, and turning into Sephiroth, I NOW KNOW SORA'S SECRET TO HIS HAIR STAYING IN PLACE UNDERWATER! AHA! this is brilliant, i will use this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kirux 1,224 Posted October 3, 2012 (edited) You gotta be firetruckin kidding me It is a joke... I NOW KNOW SORA'S SECRET TO HIS HAIR STAYING IN PLACE UNDERWATER! AHA! this is brilliant, i will use this I came up with the product plug myself. 8D My coworker found the picture. Edited October 3, 2012 by Kirux 2 TheApprenticeofKingMickey and Weiss reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
allen95 208 Posted October 3, 2012 Ohh man i want it soo bad Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kinode 3,056 Posted October 3, 2012 Ventus' shampoo? FUCK YEAH Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Demyx. 10,064 Posted October 3, 2012 That is amazing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rinax 473 Posted October 3, 2012 I'd have a picture, but... Seymour. (FF X) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
baylaust 2,531 Posted October 3, 2012 I always wanted hair that could screw the laws of gravity and instantly reform when I come out of the water. It's a dream come true. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beta 102 Posted October 3, 2012 DO WANT! 8D *throws money on screen* I hope I get the dramatic music thingy side-effect! 8D 3 Sukie87, khoathkeeper13 and OathkeeperDragon reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OathkeeperDragon 9 Posted October 3, 2012 I want this, So bad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Weiss 8,279 Posted October 3, 2012 I'll be taking Sora's hair style with this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snow 1,800 Posted October 3, 2012 I want Snow's hair. Can I get a bottle of that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kirie 3,489 Posted October 3, 2012 They better not cost alot! x_x Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snow 1,800 Posted October 3, 2012 They cost 500 munny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kaneki Ken 1,516 Posted October 3, 2012 If there is a neku style hair gel, I buy it. 1 khoathkeeper13 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aqua7KH 5,395 Posted October 3, 2012 firetruck you, curly hair. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Setting Sun<3 196 Posted October 3, 2012 takemymoneytakemymoneytakemymoney 1 TheApprenticeofKingMickey reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kirux 1,224 Posted October 3, 2012 They better not cost alot! x_x Is not real, sorry. If there is a neku style hair gel, I buy it. It's just hair gel, you can shape it any way you want. firetruck you, curly hair. That's the power of materia gel! Even curly hair is made into JRPG perfection! 1 Weiss reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
_The Door To Light_ 1,507 Posted October 3, 2012 1 Beta reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jim 2,990 Posted October 3, 2012 (edited) WANT. ALL THE KIDS AT SCHOOL WILL BE SO JEALOUS WHEN THEY SEE ME WITH HAIR LIKE CLOUD'S. YES. Edited October 3, 2012 by Jim Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Riku 2,063 Posted October 3, 2012 I saw this a few days ago, and laughed for five minutes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kirux 1,224 Posted October 3, 2012 WANT. ALL THE KIDS AT SCHOOL WILL BE SO JEALOUS WHEN THEY SEE ME WITH HAIR LIKE CLOUD'S. YES. I'd want something more like Reno's hair. Rawr. 2 Snow and Weiss reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
XIIISwords 1,059 Posted October 5, 2012 But Aqua's hair is normal... Other than its shade of blue. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
