Help Protect Endangered Random Topics!

[hatok 6,413]

Fact: Dozens of topics in the random forum are killed EVERY DAY by senseless spam

Do your part to protect the random topics! don't let this rare and majestic species die out!

 

WHAT: Topics in the random forum have an average life expectancy of four pages before being senselessly murder by the cruel hands of PERSONKIND. In certain occasions, the already dead corpses of such random topics may even be used long after their expiration to further propagate the spam!

Help stop personkind off its path of destruction

 

HOW: See a topic struggling at the cusp of death? Life saving measures CAN be applied!

Try:

-Responding with a a post of equal or greater quality to the OP

-Stimulating discussion with a new point

-Shipping a Official KH13 Couple™

If you can't think of anything good to say, DON'T SAY IT. Remember, this may be the random forum, but you must always be vigilant in practicing your RWR (Random With Reason)

 

​If attempt at resuscitation fail, declare the topic "Dead" and move on, hopefully detracting others from dragging it further down

 

WHY: The random forum is an integral part of our community, and its continued survival and growth depend on YOU

YES YOU

Help us help you help us all,

Sincerely, Hatok

[Kinode 3,056]

AMEN OKAY

[Weiss 8,279]

I approve this wholeheartedly. Save the topics from death.

 

Or pull the plug if it's too late.

[Protoman 1,974]

implying threads aren't already DOA

[hatok 6,413]

implying threads aren't already DOA

 

I am!

[Queen Tery 4,591]

But murdering random threads is so much fun.... It's how I get my jollies...

[Dave 5,715]

[Demyx. 10,064]

Amen!

[Protoman 1,974]

I am!

 

-Shipping a Official KH13 Couple™

 

on arrival

[Akihiko 1,628]

inb4 topic is ruined

[hatok 6,413]

on arrival

 

Every random thread has hope

It's like a glimmer of light

That is crushed

By villainy

[Protoman 1,974]

Every random thread has hope

It's like a glimmer of light

That is crushed

By villainy

 

does this look like a poetry thread

[hatok 6,413]

does this look like a poetry thread

 

That post had no rhyme scheme or anything.

[Kirux 1,224]

Ummmmmm

 

Gennrux ftw?

[Protoman 1,974]

That post had no rhyme scheme or anything.

 

see also: free verse

[hatok 6,413]

see also: free verse

 

Free verse is bullshit

You can literally say anything is free verse. It's the kind of poetry people make if they can't make poetry

(The preceding was a free verse poem by Hatok)

[Emo/Yami 37]

This is the part where an irrelevant advertisement randomly cuts the propaganda off. Anyway, we should have a random graveyard.

[Protoman 1,974]

Free verse is bullshit

You can literally say anything is free verse. It's the kind of poetry people make if they can't make poetry

(The preceding was a free verse poem by Hatok)

 

well yeah if you want a shitty grade on it

[hatok 6,413]

well yeah if you want a shitty grade on it

 

Dear everybody: Stop things like this from happening

Remember: Topic murder is a crime

[Kirux 1,224]

Dear everybody: Stop things like this from happening

Remember: Topic murder is a crime

 

 

Kinolden otp ftw?

[Kinode 3,056]

Kinolden otp ftw?

 

I can't believe my eyes

inafter proto ruins a random thread? That's new...

[Protoman 1,974]

Dear everybody: Stop things like this from happening

Remember: Topic murder is a crime

 

see: doa

see: point

[hatok 6,413]

see: doa

see: point

 

Nope

not how it works

[Protoman 1,974]

Nope

not how it works

 

enlighten me o mighty wan

[hatok 6,413]

enlighten me o mighty wan

 

There are lots of good topics in random

Your shtick would probably be more effective if you weren't so active here. As is, the everything sucks thing you're going for is just kind of falling flat