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Losers bathe in marinara sauce. Winners submerge themselves in coffee to attain victory.

 

I am a meatball. Your argument is invalid.

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I hope it's not cheap marinara sauce

Because that'd be disgusting

 

Only the finest of Ragu for Mr. Fancy Pants hatok.

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Late at night, when everyone is sound asleep, I fill my bathtub with marinara sauce. Then I submerge myself completely in the sauce, and imagine that I'm a meatball.

 

Question. How much sauce do you use? My...uh...Friend wanted to know...

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Question. How much sauce do you use? My...uh...Friend wanted to know...

 

Just enough to fill the bathtub 3/4 of the way. That way, it won't overflow when you lower yourself into it. Don't want to make a mess now, do we?

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