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The Condensed Awesome Club

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This is for people who are not short, but condensed awesome. Also for people who do not hate or tease condensed awesome people. For those who are curious: I am 13 years old. I am the size of an 8 year old. And I am the weight of a 6 year old....yeah. 4 foot 6 and....56 pounds. *hides in corner*

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Condensed awesome that's....well, awesome in a condensed formation. Anyways welcome to the club! I GUESS you can be in the fun sized club Ertyx, just this once, because you shall make us appear even more fun sized or condensed awesome.

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^ We're a year apart on both terms. I am in 8th grade and confused for being a 4th grader. However this took place in a MIDDLE SCHOOL so I got up on my toes and flicked him in the eye for his stupidity at realizing 4th graders do not go do mile runs in middle schools. They are in elementary, I mean SERIOUSLY..!. Embarassing for me at first, then for him as he was rubbing his eye for a good 5 minutes. (Note: do not do this. I did this mainly because my fingers are so small and deal hardly as much damage to a person. A stronger flick could do who knows what, possibly somewhat minor eye damage. I repeat, do not do this.)

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I'm 5.6 but I always looked short because I have been in a wheelchair ever since I was 8 due to DMD. Everybody thinks I'm like 15 but I'm actually 18. When people say "what grade are you in" and I tell 12th then they say "I thought you were a freshmen". Does my post count?

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At least you'll still grow. I'm 22 and I'm 5'0. I liked to think of myself as condensed awesome instead. Or "fashionably petite," as my mom says. (I prefer condensed awesome.)

 

CA, that's amazing!!! Can we rename the club this?

 

I'm 5'3.5" (that decimal counts). I wish I was 5'5", but just so that I was taller than my father! But yeah, I'm 18 and about done...

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I'm 12, i have the body of a 15 year old girl, the boobs of a 14 year old girl, and the height of a 17 year old boy.

I think I belong here xD

 

unless you mean 22 instead of 12....you are the exact opposite of this club's people. Everyone else, welcome to the club! We have plenty of milk over there....

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Anime fans here, watch fullmetal alchemist brotherhood! Not only is it amazing, but the main charactet is also condensed awesome and fun sized. He really expresses his irritation towards it too. :D

 

FMA is one of my favorite animes, I just love Edward for that. x)

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Well everyone... I'm 5'8. I have a girlfriend. I have a life/job. I'm 15. I play numerous sports.

 

I don't think i belong here >:D

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Well everyone... I'm 5'8. I have a girlfriend. I have a life/job. I'm 15. I play numerous sports.

 

I don't think i belong here > :D

 

Too tall! Run for your life, because an army of dwarfs is chasing after you now.

 

I have no problem in renaming the club that. Problem is, I have absolutely no idea how to do so...

 

It's under the options for editing your first post.

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Thank you Dracozombie for the whole 'condensed awesome' thing, and thank you XIIIswords for telling me how to edit it. Everyone, welcome to the now renamed club! *looks at Ultima* except for you. *points at Ultima, Phoenix Wright-style and sends an army of dwarves and gnomes to attack*

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Thank you Dracozombie for the whole 'condensed awesome' thing, and thank you XIIIswords for telling me how to edit it. Everyone, welcome to the now renamed club! *looks at Ultima* except for you. *points at Ultima, Phoenix Wright-style and sends an army of dwarves and gnomes to attack*

 

Wait, 4Everbee is the size of a 17 year old boy... Get her too!

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