Dr. Xehanort's Sessions

[soniplushie 49]

 

YES!

 

Somebody finnaly got the reference of my username!

 

Actually,ive gotten the reference for awhile now,just never quoted on it until now < w <

[teh lazy prince Xylek 1,559]

when did you go bald?

[Elijah Gravenhorst 480]

Democrat or republican?

[Pyrrha Nikos 1,162]

Why do you look so smexy drunk than normal?

[Zola 3,038]

Gift Basket!~

[Robbie the Wise 5,050]

Same answer even while drunk I see. Hmph. owo

 

So Mr. Nort, how do you keep that lovely tan even after being cooped up in a lab all day?

 

I use...umm.. bananner boat suntan lotion ...also...* stumbles onto the floor.

Hey, what's up?

 

Sup snow on the ground hahaha

What's your alcohol of choice Doctor?

 

I like whiskey cus....umm...it taste good and stuff.. yeah

What hair gel do you use to keep it so spiky?

 

I only use loreal cus....I don't know.

when did you go bald?

 

0_0 I'm bald ooooh noooo

Democrat or republican?

 

Government can suck my......*falls on the floor

Why do you look so smexy drunk than normal?

 

I'm so smexy *Hugs self

[Elijah Gravenhorst 480]

Coke or pepsi?

[Kishira 2,854]

I use...umm.. bananner boat suntan lotion ...also...* stumbles onto the floor.

You're so cute when drunk. cB

 

I'm so smexy *Hugs self

 

Lolol, but only because of Terra. >

[Snow 1,800]

Hey, why don't we drink together sometime?

[Robbie the Wise 5,050]

Hey, why don't we drink together sometime?

 

[Snow 1,800]

 

[VanitasisKirby 1,227]

It was a pleasure ^^

 

Gift basket? Will it have... chocolate? O.o

[Robbie the Wise 5,050]

 

Tell me your problems, and I will help you out.

Come on, if Braig can go for three hours about his relationship problems so can you.

p.s I'm a good listener

Edited October 13, 2012 by devereauxr

[Robbie the Wise 5,050]

 

My name is Young Xehanort yo but friends call me YX for short. Ask me anything dawg.

[Tails 6,692]

But isn't your name deveauxr? ;P

[Oishii 3,987]

Why are you wearing hatok's sunglasses?

[coolwings 1,546]

How old are you?

[Robbie the Wise 5,050]

But isn't your name deveauxr? ;P

 

Bro what are you talking about.

[Weiss 8,279]

Tell me why you're the best Xehanort.

[Ptolema 404]

Okay, Doctor Xehanort, I have a question. When you realized what of a somewhat glorious destiny awaited you, how did you feel about that? I mean, I have absolutely no idea of what it would be like to be greeted in a beach by your future Heartless who was created from your sending your heart into Keyblade Wielder Terra and splitting into two after recuperating from amnesia years after, then the Heartless gives you the ability to time-travel and get several versions of yourself together... What was that all like, creepy? I mean, so much for the Xehacrowd you have, Doctor.

[Ptolema 404]

Ahh... Forgive me for berating on an imaginary person, but I really need to say this.

 

What is the basis for the philosophy of darkness? That it is present in every heart? And why does the quest for knowledge always seem to lead towards it? Darkness is so harsh yet intriguing, bearing those tantalizing traits that lure oh so many into it. And for all of those who delve to far into it, their stray and unfortunate hearts become the heartless, pawns in the endless game of their superiors. The depths of darkness are so taunting... I wonder not what has drawn the villains into it. Seeking answers may cost one much, but the rewards could be overwhelming...

 

I'm done! Oh my, I've always wanted to ask some things... About vessels.

 

First, how do you want your vessels to feel about, well, being your vessel? I mean, what do you tell them or whatever.

 

What do you do if a vessel resists you? You give them a speech over your master plans or what?

 

Do you find people useful for anything other than being your vessels? I mean, could you use people for, I don't know, a secretary? Translator?

 

By the way, I like your philosophy, except the all-darkness-true-essence part. Laughable, really. I'm just trying to sympathize with imaginary people.

[DestinySeeker 23]

Dear Dr. Rent a Ho Xehanort,

 

I want to inform you about my studies on your body-snatching. The way you transfer between bodies is called movanort or xehajacking. Some of your methods are highly perverted Oh... I meant risky. This thirteenth vessel of yours is lost in Wonderland, hiding because he doesn't want to get bald Sorry, this thirteenth vessel of yours should be Lady Gaga, I heard she has a very fine hair style and some crazy IDEAS on how to take over the world.... one verse at a time. So for my final study I called Steven Hawkings and he told me stress makes you bald, so I thought that you should worry about yourselves than the x-blade.

 

PS> I think you should buy an x-blade on E-bay. Consider it... You could save yourselves the chance of being defeated again, plus you might get expedited shippin and it will arrive shortly at your castle doorstep!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Other PS> My associate tells me that your obsessive body-snatching causes high-blood pressure. Also, your severe case of claw might speed up the time in which your body gets arthritis... Thank you, and I await for your review.

[DestinySeeker 23]

Can one of your Twelve selves have a body of a little kid? You WOULD be able to fool Sora and Riku into thinking you were just an average little boy. Then BAM! Kill them on the spot.

 

You answered...

 

 

WHAAAAAAAAT!!!!! that's the perfect idea... not saying that I wanna kill Sora....(I do hate Riku a little) no more Xehanort you and you ugly plans have failed, go to a retirement home for the OLD like yo self and take your ugly vessels!!!!! give me Terra, Isa and pretty much every single innocent person that died in the act of KILLING YOUR UGLY BALD FACE.... sorry my temper is short when it come s to my closest friend (Sora, Riku, Kairi, every person... well you get the point) > ugly old coot.

[Ptolema 404]

Dear Dr. Rent a Ho Xehanort,

 

I want to inform you about my studies on your body-snatching. The way you transfer between bodies is called movanort or xehajacking. Some of your methods are highly perverted Oh... I meant risky. This thirteenth vessel of yours is lost in Wonderland, hiding because he doesn't want to get bald Sorry, this thirteenth vessel of yours should be Lady Gaga, I heard she has a very fine hair style and some crazy IDEAS on how to take over the world.... one verse at a time. So for my final study I called Steven Hawkings and he told me stress makes you bald, so I thought that you should worry about yourselves than the x-blade.

 

PS> I think you should buy an x-blade on E-bay. Consider it... You could save yourselves the chance of being defeated again, plus you might get expedited shippin and it will arrive shortly at your castle doorstep!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Other PS> My associate tells me that your obsessive body-snatching causes high-blood pressure. Also, your severe case of claw might speed up the time in which your body gets arthritis... Thank you, and I await for your review.

 

 

You answered...

 

 

WHAAAAAAAAT!!!!! that's the perfect idea... not saying that I wanna kill Sora....(I do hate Riku a little) no more Xehanort you and you ugly plans have failed, go to a retirement home for the OLD like yo self and take your ugly vessels!!!!! give me Terra, Isa and pretty much every single innocent person that died in the act of KILLING YOUR UGLY BALD FACE.... sorry my temper is short when it come s to my closest friend (Sora, Riku, Kairi, every person... well you get the point) > ugly old coot.

 

 

 

Interesting... How easily you can change from scholar to psychotic fan. It would be interesting to see how a conversation between you and Dr. Xehanort would transpire... *lets out a Larxene laugh*

 

Anyhow...

Bro what are you talking about.

 

(I quote to see if the Doctor answers)

 

Dr. Xehanort, please answer my previous questions...

[Robbie the Wise 5,050]

Why are you wearing hatok's sunglasses?

 

To attract them sexy ladies like you

How old are you?

 

I'm 21 yo... I'm legally able to go out, and get so wasted I wake up the next on top of the bar

 

Okay, Doctor Xehanort, I have a question. When you realized what of a somewhat glorious destiny awaited you, how did you feel about that? I mean, I have absolutely no idea of what it would be like to be greeted in a beach by your future Heartless who was created from your sending your heart into Keyblade Wielder Terra and splitting into two after recuperating from amnesia years after, then the Heartless gives you the ability to time-travel and get several versions of yourself together... What was that all like, creepy? I mean, so much for the Xehacrowd you have, Doctor.

 

Umm first off I'm not a doctor...As for my reaction when meeting my future self was to remind myself to keep up a better fashion sense, brown and ugly robes are super lame.

.... Oh yeah once again do I look like a doctor

....Damn I'm sexy.

Dear Dr. Rent a Ho Xehanort,

 

I want to inform you about my studies on your body-snatching. The way you transfer between bodies is called movanort or xehajacking. Some of your methods are highly perverted Oh... I meant risky. This thirteenth vessel of yours is lost in Wonderland, hiding because he doesn't want to get bald Sorry, this thirteenth vessel of yours should be Lady Gaga, I heard she has a very fine hair style and some crazy IDEAS on how to take over the world.... one verse at a time. So for my final study I called Steven Hawkings and he told me stress makes you bald, so I thought that you should worry about yourselves than the x-blade.

 

PS> I think you should buy an x-blade on E-bay. Consider it... You could save yourselves the chance of being defeated again, plus you might get expedited shippin and it will arrive shortly at your castle doorstep!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Other PS> My associate tells me that your obsessive body-snatching causes high-blood pressure. Also, your severe case of claw might speed up the time in which your body gets arthritis... Thank you, and I await for your review.