Amon 4,279 Posted September 25, 2012 Greetings, people of Equestria! When I was a little foal living in Ponyville, my family was brutally killed and my face permanently scarred by a Unicorn! In my grief, the spirits of the Everfree forest contacted me and bestowed upon me, the power to remove the magic of Unicorns everywhere! Thus, began my quest to Equalize the world! What makes the Unicorns sipping tea in Canterlot any better than us Earth and Pegasus ponies? An unfair advantage that they were born with. Why must we be forced to live under their administration, under their discrimination? Because they have been using their magic to oppress and control us! No more shall this continue! Mares, and Gentlecolts, join me and together we can create a stronger future, a brighter future, an Equalist future! Death to the Solar Seducer Celestia! Death to the Lunar Lunatic Luna! Long life to humble Earth and Pegasi everywhere! 6 Tails, Crisp Cucumber, Sonic and 3 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
XIIISwords 1,059 Posted September 25, 2012 Oh shoot, there go the bronies. Although I'm sure the bronies of this site will put up a better fight than the benders. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amon 4,279 Posted September 25, 2012 Oh shoot, there go the bronies. Although I'm sure the bronies of this site will put up a better fight than the benders. Bronies will flock to my side as well as the enemy's. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
XIIISwords 1,059 Posted September 25, 2012 Bronies will flock to my side as well as the enemy's. So the fight shall be Equal. I'll be on whatever side is will annihilate more bronies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amon 4,279 Posted September 25, 2012 So the fight shall be Equal. I'll be on whatever side is will annihilate more bronies. It doesn't work like that. The idea is not to annihilate anyone, just their Unicorn Magic impurities. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shana09 5,769 Posted September 25, 2012 We will fight WITH FRIENDSHIP Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amon 4,279 Posted September 25, 2012 We will fight WITH FRIENDSHIP Magic is corrupt and evil. If Friendship is magic, then Friendship is corrupt and evil. 2 Grotesquery and Dracozombie reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nobody 36 Posted September 25, 2012 (edited) Im with you all the way, Unicorn Magic shall be banished!! Edited September 25, 2012 by Nobody 1 Amon reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
4Everbee 1,365 Posted September 25, 2012 Good luck with that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
XIIISwords 1,059 Posted September 25, 2012 Magic is corrupt and evil. If Friendship is magic, then Friendship is corrupt and evil. That settles it. I'm on Amon's side. 2 Amon and Nobody reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amon 4,279 Posted September 25, 2012 Im with you all the way, Unicorn Magic shall be banished!! The age of the Pegasus and Earth Pony shall begin! That settles it. I'm on Amon's side. How could you not be? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
XIIISwords 1,059 Posted September 25, 2012 I've lost about 5 manliness points being on this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Oniaku 280 Posted September 25, 2012 I shall never join you Amon! I am on the side of the Unicorns!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Queen Tery 4,591 Posted September 25, 2012 I've lost about 5 manliness points being on this thread. Really? I've gained like 20 points just sitting here... and by points I mean awesome points. 20 more awesome points and my awesome scale will continue to grow at this rate every hour on the hour. Fear me and my awesome radiance. 1 Weedanort reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crown Unlimit 234 Posted September 25, 2012 Ok take magic... BUT DO NOT EVER TAKE AWAY BENDING!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Weedanort 8,786 Posted September 25, 2012 Here we go 3 Nobody, Amon and Keyblade Master Xoncron reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Weiss 8,279 Posted September 25, 2012 Does that include my magic? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amon 4,279 Posted September 25, 2012 Sorry guiz, my pet pony got a hold of my computer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
XIIISwords 1,059 Posted September 26, 2012 Sorry guiz, my pet pony got a hold of my computer. Darn, so the battle is off? Can we declare war on Canada yet? 1 Keyblade Master Xoncron reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Oniaku 280 Posted September 26, 2012 Darn, so the battle is off? Can we declare war on Canada yet? No. Canada is the Holy Land. 2 Scamper and hatok reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
XIIISwords 1,059 Posted September 26, 2012 No. Canada is the Holy Land. Mexico then? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Oniaku 280 Posted September 26, 2012 Mexico then? eeeeeehhhhhh. Why not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
