King Riku 2,063 Posted September 24, 2012 This is the random section. Ok, so I was just playing Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood today, starting a new game, when I remembered what happened the last time I played a new save. I had just started when my friend's little brother wanted to watch me kick some Templar ass, so I thought a little violence wouldn't hurt him, and let him watch. I had completely forgot that Ezio did the dirty with Caterina shortly after arriving back to the Villa. So I kept fighting, testing out the cannons and whatnot, when I get to go inside and talk to the other Assassin's and Ezio goes to his room for a bath. Of course, Caterina comes in and I'm like 'Oh holy shit, hurry go away!' but it was too late and the poor kid had seen enough. He asked what they were doing and there was no WAY I was telling him the truth, so I simply said 'They're...er, wrestling.' So he asks 'Why are they naked?' 'Because it's the 15th century, they just do.' I thought I was safe. But noooooooo. He walks out the room and I can hear him yelling 'I wanna wrestle too! Mommmmmmmyyyyy!' Just why. Why, child? 1 MasterNahi reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jim 2,990 Posted September 25, 2012 Woooooooooow. That is all I have to say. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HarLea Quinn 26,501 Posted September 25, 2012 My little brother learned to rub his nipple suggestively from watching Family Guy . I was like WTF ? LOL! 1 Robbie the Wise reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crown Unlimit 234 Posted September 25, 2012 That poor kid will always be wanting to wrestle, never knowing what really meant... Well, at least for a little while Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Riku 2,063 Posted September 25, 2012 My little brother learned to rub his nipple suggestively from watching Family Guy . I was like WTF ? LOL! LOL I'm so glad my siblings have learned nothing from that show. They watch it all the time. 1 Queen Tery reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
XIIISwords 1,059 Posted September 25, 2012 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha a ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! I'm dying right now. I can sympathize with that because I have younger siblings. I also recently directed a play for middle schoolers, and was talking about the Minotaur's birth before I realized that some of them didn't know what sex was yet! My co-director tried to explain but I spent the rest of the play season trying to convince them that the stork was real. 1 Crown Unlimit reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blake 776 Posted September 25, 2012 I'm glad Riku isn't my sister... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AROD666 175 Posted September 25, 2012 ha ha ha too funny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
XIIISwords 1,059 Posted September 25, 2012 My little brother learned to rub his nipple suggestively from watching Family Guy . I was like WTF ? LOL! Oh Family Guy... I'm in college and I don't watch it, but my elementary school brother says "Giggity" all the time. My mom was confused about it and I had to explain it to her... Awkward... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HarLea Quinn 26,501 Posted September 25, 2012 Oh Family Guy... I'm in college and I don't watch it, but my elementary school brother says "Giggity" all the time. My mom was confused about it and I had to explain it to her... Awkward... Mine is in elementary school too. He was 7 at the time he learned that actually .AND he also says Giggity with the head motion and all .LOL My mom doesnt even know what hes doing or saying when he copies that stuff 1 Robbie the Wise reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
XIIISwords 1,059 Posted September 25, 2012 Mine is in elementary school too. He was 7 at the time he learned that actually .AND he also says Giggity with the head motion and all .LOL My mom doesnt even know what hes doing or saying when he copies that stuff At least mine was 9 when he started that. I had to tell my dad (who watches the show) that Giggity implied sexual references, and he didn't believe me until he urban dictionaried it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Weiss 8,279 Posted September 25, 2012 And thus begins the journey into the awkward world we call "life". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Riku 2,063 Posted September 25, 2012 I'm glad Riku isn't my sister... *Cries* It wasn't my fault. 1 Queen Tery reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
XIIISwords 1,059 Posted September 25, 2012 In hindsight, I know now why the car was shaking in Grand Theft Auto when I was 10... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Riku 2,063 Posted September 25, 2012 In hindsight, I know now why the car was shaking in Grand Theft Auto when I was 10... HAHAHA I know right? I was so young when I played my Uncle's GTA SA, and what's worse is he had 'hot coffee' mode on... I was a confused child. 1 Queen Tery reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Robbie the Wise 5,050 Posted September 25, 2012 My little brother learned to rub his nipple suggestively from watching Family Guy . I was like WTF ? LOL! Lmmfao 1 HarLea Quinn reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
