Think Pink 1,967 Posted October 28, 2012 the pythagorean theorum is easy a2 + b2 = c2 sora should know this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firaga 5,947 Posted October 30, 2012 (edited) On 10/28/2012 at 11:10 PM, 'Think Pink' said: the pythagorean theorum is easy a2 + b2 = c2 sora should know this Sora: Sorry. I don't. I'm just that bad....trust me on this. I'm better off fighting Heartless and Nobodies and motor-boating Kairi's-- Kairi: HEY! Sora: Sorry. Edited October 30, 2012 by Firaga96 1 Kaneki Ken reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ultimus Grid 546 Posted October 30, 2012 Xion, do you really believe you'll be saved and somehow be part of Xehanorts' downfall? 1 Firaga reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firaga 5,947 Posted October 31, 2012 (edited) On 10/2/2012 at 4:14 AM, 'Firaga96' said: The Random Section..........REALLY?! -_____- I feel insulted..... I do feel insulted. A lot. On 10/3/2012 at 12:39 AM, 'Firaga96' said: I'm over it now.... To be honest, this could could actually go with the Aladdin angle...think about it. Aladdin gets so pissed that he asks a administator to move this story from Writing to Random. It's genius! So, Mick, thanks a lot. I've been able to turn a negative into a positive. Hugs and kisses, Firaga96. Forget this. ^^^ I refuse to play the fool. My opinion is my opinion, and I firmly stand by it. This is supposed to make people laugh, yes, but the principles in moving it here are still bunk. Edited October 31, 2012 by Firaga96 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kaneki Ken 1,516 Posted November 2, 2012 On 10/30/2012 at 12:45 AM, 'Firaga96' said: Sora: Sorry. I don't. I'm just that bad....trust me on this. I'm better off fighting Heartless and Nobodies and motor-boating Kairi's-- Kairi: HEY! Sora: Sorry. funny, I was watching CMA today and they were talking bout motor boating while I was reading this. I almost died. Xion, who's your love interest? 1 Firaga reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KHLegendIII 709 Posted November 2, 2012 To Sora. Have you heard of the sora riku roxas axel ventus and vanitas yaoi? It is just gross I'm not a yaoi fan. 1 Firaga reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xoblivionx13 1,133 Posted November 2, 2012 To Xion: How the heck can you put your hood up and down so quickly without even moving your hands? 1 Firaga reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firaga 5,947 Posted November 4, 2012 (edited) (unpause)Xion: .Question number four....as I try to hold back my desire to strangle the silver haired douche in the room....(takes a sip from coffee)....ah, that helps....so the next question...from Xamtweth-reconnected...."Xion, who is your love interest?" ...(goes wide-eyed)(Cast "oohs")Xion: Uh...do I have to answer this? Uh, uh, Phil?! Can I skip this one?!Phil: Nope.Xion: But why not?! D:Phil: Two words: You have a contract!Xion: -__- .... two words, he says....(heavily sighs) ... My love interest...well...if you played Days you'll see I got some screen time with some of the males and that it may have hinted at, uh....you know. (clears throat) Let's see here...Roxas, Riku, and Lea....it's not Roxas, cuz he's taken....Roxas: Yep.Namine: Yep.Xion: It's not Riku.... :angry: ...for obvious reasons.Riku: You're no saint either.Xion: And it's not Lea....because he's too old for me...way too old. No offense.Lea: None taken.Xion: No I guess I don't have one....well, that was a waste, I'm sorry. You know, what, I'm reading another question, this is riduculous--Phil: Hey, what did I just tell ya?!Xion: I'm still doing it! :angry: And why? Two words: because I can.Phil: -__-Xion: Yeah...how's it feel? Anyways, new question number 4...(scans papers)....ah, here we go: Ultimus Grid asks, "Xion, do you really believe you'll be saved and somehow be part of Xehanorts' downfall?" Well, uh, I believe I can somehow stay relevant in the series...i mean, I showed up in DDD, right?Namine: Yeah, and so did I.XIon: After all, I am somewhat important in the shadow of Roxas, so I think that counts for something, right? Heck, I was even in Blank Points....which is also something. So do I think I am worthy enough to be in the final act? Hell yes! (goes over-dramatic) I will not let my relevancy fade, Xion fan-base! You can bet on it.Riku: 10 munny says you won't.Xion: -_- ...(sigh)....can somebody please hit him with a bat.Goofy: I got something else.Riku: What?(BASH!)Riku: OW! What the hell?!Goofy: That there is some payback there, Riku. And for Jebus's sake, stop being such a dick, boy!Riku: (grumbles and rubs his head)Xion: Wow, Goofy...heh-heh.Goofy: ;)Xion: Well, that was fun to watch. Anyways, let's wrap up the show....the last question; question number 5....(scans papers once more)....oh-ho, this is a fun one; xoblvion13x wants to know, "How the heck can you put your hood up and down so quickly without even moving your hands?"... oh, I see you guys are inching more to our form of language...looks like we've been teaching you well. (raises coffee) your role models: the cast of Kingdom f**king Hearts. (Cast laughs)Xion: (sips coffee) ... so, uh, anyways....my hood...how do I put it up and down so quickly? Hmm...Vexen: That is because Xion was viewed by most of her Organization comrades as a puppet, with her appearance showing her with her hood up, symbolizing what the Organization thought of her worth at the time--Xion: DUDE. Stop. You. Are. Annoying. :angry:Vexen: How dare you speak to your father like that?!Xion: Because I--wait, what? :blink:Vexen: That's right. I am the one who made you. You are a Replica under my design!Xion: Pfft...tch...what the--but---YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!Vexen: Yes, and I am also your father, Riku Replica!Riku Replica: Oh God! I was already scarred for life, but now I'm even more scarred! D:Xion: This is horrible....why. Vexen, why?Vexen: Oh don't feel so gloomy, Xion...why don't I take you shopping later?Xion: Ugh, I'm gonna puke...c-cut it off, just end it...(fades to black)X*X*X*X*XOn the next episode...a court proceeding for the case of Xion and Repliku v. Vexen...a family feud! ... Nah, Jk. lolAnyways, 8 is gonna be fun. Why? Because....it's Xehanort. :DSend in them thar questions, ya hear?! Edited March 20, 2013 by Firaga96 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xoblivionx13 1,133 Posted November 4, 2012 Zomg! This'll be great! To Xehanort: Why do you make such complex plans? 1 Firaga reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KHLegendIII 709 Posted November 4, 2012 (edited) To Xehanort. Have you decided to make Roxas or Ventus your last vessel yet? Oh by the way you are so awsome I wish you luck with beating Sora and ruling the entire universe!!!!! Edited November 4, 2012 by Tom13 1 Firaga reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ultimus Grid 546 Posted November 6, 2012 Xehanort, do you realize you've messed up a lot of peoples' lives to achieve your plans to take Kingdom Hearts? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kaneki Ken 1,516 Posted November 7, 2012 Xehanort, are you gay? cause you seem to like taking over male bodies. 1 Firaga reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kaneki Ken 1,516 Posted November 9, 2012 On 11/7/2012 at 11:18 PM, 'Xamtweth-reconnected' said: Xehanort, are you gay? cause you seem to like taking over male bodies. Firaga, save that question for the last question of the chapter, k? I have a feeling that u gonna do something very badass for this type of question. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firaga 5,947 Posted November 9, 2012 On 11/9/2012 at 1:29 AM, 'Xamtweth-reconnected' said: Firaga, save that question for the last question of the chapter, k? I have a feeling that u gonna do something very badass for this type of question. Already formulating an idea. Xam.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kaneki Ken 1,516 Posted November 9, 2012 I'm gonna love this chapter. 1 Firaga reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firaga 5,947 Posted November 22, 2012 Alright, I need to know something... If I'm doin' Xehanort next episode....then which one? Do I do old scraggly Master Xehanort? Or maybe younger, sexier Young Xehanort? Or what about Xehanort's Heartless or Xemnas? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KHLegendIII 709 Posted November 22, 2012 Master Xehanort. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ultimus Grid 546 Posted November 22, 2012 On 11/22/2012 at 12:42 AM, 'Tom13' said: Master Xehanort. This guy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xoblivionx13 1,133 Posted November 22, 2012 Hurmmm....old scraggly Xehanort would a troll episode....yet Young Xehanort would be a time warp complex....either will do 1 Firaga reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firaga 5,947 Posted November 24, 2012 So, about this story....uh.... Alright, I know it's already been a while, but cut me some slack, I have internet problems...and, uh, the way I write content for this story is sort of an unusual method, too, so that's a factor, too... Just give me some time. Maybe a week, maybe a month...I don't have a schedule for this. Maybe if someone got her ASS over here, I could remedy my dilemma wink, wink, nudge, frickin nudge. :angry: .... ignore that, didn't happen...uh...it was a figment of your, uh--OBLIVION! If it makes you feel any better, I have had some time to at least think up ideas for how I want to lay the next episode out... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firaga 5,947 Posted November 28, 2012 (edited) _EPISODE 8_ Master Xehanort: Welcome, young ones, to the eighth episode of 5 Questions With The Kingdom Hearts Cast. Now...SUBMIT TO THE DARKNESS! (static) (generic technical difficulties sign) Master Xehanort: (coughs) Oh, I'm sorry, I, uh, got a little unhinged there. Heh, I forgot that I wasn't on script. Xehanort's Heartless: And besides, you stole my line! :angry: Master Xehanort: Ah, but I am you! XH: Wait? No! MX: Yes! You are my Heartless, so that means you are apart of me, and so we share ALL our catchphrases. (under breath) Makes things less confusing anyway... Terra-nort: But-but he's my Heartless, not yours! MX: Ah, but I'm am apart of you, so I am you, as well! Terra-nort: Uh.... :mellow: MX: -__- I explained this in the pamphlet. How are we going to conquer all worlds with an Organization of evil mes if you can't get the logic straight? Xemnas: No one can get the logic straight. MX: Well, I should expect my Nobody, the former head of Org. XIII, to understand. Xemnas: It's not my fault you run this ship on f**k logic. MX: Ooh, I ought to take you out back and tan your hide! XH: You like that, wouldn't you, body snatcher?! Terra-nort: Hey, you're the one who got inside a 14-year-old. XH: Oh, you wanna go there?! Terra-nort: Bring it, Seeker Of Dumbness! MX: Both of you, enough squabbling! Young Xehanort: Might I interject? MX: What is it? :angry: Young Xehanort: Can we all agree that you're all pedofiles? I mean, I am the only one who hasn't been inside another man's body, so I alone can be the voice of reason here... MX: Wait, didn't you have Vanitas inside you for that one time? YX: Uh.... XH: Ha! Terra-nort: Caught! YX: Oh shut up! :angry: XH: What? Can't take the heat? Terra-nort: Yeah, aint so hot now, are ya, pretty boy? YX: I am far superior than any of you! I am the orginal! MX: Hey, wait, I'm the orginial, I made the first appearance! XH: By technicality! I was in the first game! Terra-nort: Well, I'm two people, so there! Braig and Saix: We're Braig and Saix. All Norts: WE KNOW! Sora: Hey, kill the noise, Norts. we got questions to answer! MX: Ah, yes, I apologize...Organization! Disband! (All other Norts give each other the "hairy eye" and walk away) MX: Okay, sorry for the delay, but here we go: the first question: From Tom13. He writes: "Have you decided to make Roxas or Ventus your last vessel yet? Oh by the way you are so awesome I wish you luck with beating Sora and ruling the entire universe!!!!!" Sora: Dude, not cool. -_- MX: They can't all admire you, young Sora. Anyways, thank you for your support, Tom. And to answer your question, I think I would prefer Ventus over Roxas, because he and I already have a history together... Ventus: 0-o MX: Oh, calm down, that was just a metaphor. Roxas: (under breath) Better him than me.... MX: Again, thank you, Tom. I can't guarantee my plan will be a success, but the least I can hope is get a few good smacks on Sora and the rest of his whippesnapper friends. Sora: You sound confident. MX: Well, I won't lie, boy, compared to me, you don't know how to wield that Keyblade of yours. Sora: Say what now? MX: In fact, you fight as good as you drive...and you drive badly. Sora: :mellow: MX: Yeah. I'm the one in your rear-view mirror, honking the horn, flipping you off, and yelling "GET OFF YOUR F**KING CELLPHONE!" Sora: Hey, I'm still learning here! Cool it, gramps. MX: Just watch yourself, you need to be in one piece if we're going to close out my saga. Sora: (with sarcastic salute) Aye, aye captain. MX: -_- .... I swear, that boy always finds a way to get under my skin...but at least he's not as bad as the boy who writes this show; (looks backstage) he can't even find time to space out our episodes properly! Screw you, my internet sucks. :angry: MX: (squints eyes for a second, looks back to camera) Regardless, let's continue. Question two.... (pause) Edited November 28, 2012 by Firaga96 1 Ptolema reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gambler'sApprentice 131 Posted November 28, 2012 So in BBS you were old and impatient for a Keyblade War before you died. In order for a Keyblade War you needed a X-Blade. Since you felt rushed, you took a 'shortcut' and instead of adding 7 pure lights to 13 darknesses attempted to combine 1 pure light to 1 pure darkness (presumably on the grounds you suck at ratios) by splitting Ventus Here's my question: If you could create a being of pure darkness so easily, why not create 13 of those, and then either kill off 6 of the remaining lights and have them fight, or, if there hearts proved too unstable, grab the princesses of heart and create a X-Blade that way? 1 Firaga reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firaga 5,947 Posted November 28, 2012 On 11/28/2012 at 2:49 AM, Gambler'sApprentice said: So in BBS you were old and impatient for a Keyblade War before you died. In order for a Keyblade War you needed a X-Blade. Since you felt rushed, you took a 'shortcut' and instead of adding 7 pure lights to 13 darknesses attempted to combine 1 pure light to 1 pure darkness (presumably on the grounds you suck at ratios) by splitting Ventus Here's my question: If you could create a being of pure darkness so easily, why not create 13 of those, and then either kill off 6 of the remaining lights and have them fight, or, if there hearts proved too unstable, grab the princesses of heart and create a X-Blade that way? MX: Because I didn't. I'm sorry. He's off his meds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Obi-wan 411 Posted November 28, 2012 If you are so smart why do all of your counter parts keep getting there asses kicked with yours? One TIMETRAVELS so why wouldn't you prevent all the problems from happening in this first place dumbass? 1 Firaga reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xoblivionx13 1,133 Posted November 28, 2012 To Xehanort: Why do you make such complex plans? 1 Firaga reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
