5 Questions With The Kingdom Hearts Cast

[Reyn 1,755]

Eh. More like a Summer special.

Ok EXTRA QUESTIONS TIME:

Aqua: Why are you madly in love with young Ventus, when Terra is the older one with big muscles and everything?

 

Sora: How does it feel to have Ventus invade your insides and check out your private parts?

 

Riku: Could you beat Vegeta in a fight? You're kinda like the Vegeta of KH anyway.

 

Namine: Why don't you get a gun and try to shoot Firaga to be with Roxas like you shot Riku in this video?:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wl31fjRxcrQ

[Firaga 5,947]

Why are so many people taking shots at me all of a sudden?~

[Reyn 1,755]

Why are so many people taking shots at me all of a sudden?~

Because we're giving the characters a chance to get back at you for treating them like crap.

[Firaga 5,947]

Because we're giving the characters a chance to get back at you for treating them like crap.

 

I don't treat them like crap. I pay them in cookies, dammit!~

[Guest]

I don't treat them like crap. I pay them in cookies, dammit!~

BIT THAT'S NOT GUM!

[Reyn 1,755]

I don't treat them like crap. I pay them in cookies, dammit!~

ITS NOT BUTTERSCOTCH RIPPLE. SO YOU TREAT THEM LIKE CRAP.

[Firaga 5,947]

ENOUGH BICKERING!~

Edited May 27, 2013 by Firaga Sensei

[Guest]

ENOUGH BICKERING!~

But I wasn't...

[Reyn 1,755]

ENOUGH BICKERING!~

Because?

[Firaga 5,947]

But I wasn't...

 

Because?

 

1) Don't care.

 

2) BECAUSE I really will close this thread.

[Guest]

1) Don't care.

 

2) BECAUSE I really will close this thread.

;~;

[Firaga 5,947]

_EPISODE 6_ : THE EBONICS DUB

 

Namine: Yo, what tha firetruck up dem hoes from Milwaukee ta tha Muhabi! If you have a internizzle connection.....then welcome back ta 5 Thangs With Da Mackdaddydom Hearts Cast. Why is you here, biatch? Because dis is simply....da most thugged-out blingin piece of shiznit....on tha entire....internet. (raises eybrows) Yo crazy-ass thangs.....our lyrics.....Somewhere along tha way, we all became these all knowin entitizzles n' done been delegated ta answer yo' thangs.....and as it turns out, you pimps is half buyin dat shit.....I firetruck you fo' that.  Letz git started, mah babies, question one biaaatch! From xoblivion13x....."Namine, could you try some assertivenizz exercises, biatch? I mean, you define yo ass as a shade of Kairi, wit tha only purpose ta existence bein helpin Sora." (pouts) ..... I be kiddin yo. Heh. . Quite frankly, Oblivion, I be fine wit mah place up in tha series....not every last muthafiretruckin character needz a Keyblade, y'know. If mah playas f**ks wit me, I gots mah memory powers.....just break me off a minute on they sorry asses n' WHAM! (hits fist tha firetruck into opposite palm) done. One messed-with memory (raises index finger) n' you gonna be thankin dat you live up in a pineapple under tha sea.....yeah....I just went there, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. Problem? 

 

Larxene: I gots a problem.

 

Namine: Yo ass always gotz a problem. -__- (under breath) Cunt.,,

 

Larxene: What was that?!

 

Namine: Nothing! (shows fake cheeky smile) Question two! (clears throat) Gambler'sApprentice wants ta know: "Namine, could you try n' be mo' of yo' own person, I mean, seriously you consider yo ass Kairiz reflection ta tha point yo ass is paired wit Roxas, tha character dat shares da most thugged-out wit Sora without bein Sora, whoz ass you also tried ta hook up with, by pickin apart his crazy-ass memory up in order ta do so." Ah, mo' bashin fo' me, huh....(sighs) let me break suttin' ta yo thugged-out ass.....I aint gots control of mah character n' shit. I straight-up don't. That playa (points off screen ta Normura) , biatch? Dat punk tha thug n' shit. I be a hustla. I just follow tha script fo' realz. Although, up in mah underground opnion, I wanna pimp a lil up in mah dirty ass, just a lil. Normura?

 

Normura: We shall see....

 

Namine: Welp, there you go. I guess tha future will give our asses a answer....(looks ta paper) (hums a lil) Question number three.....already on three. Right back up in yo muthafiretruckin ass. See, dis is what tha firetruck happens when a sane character gets camera time.

 

(All previous hosts is like  and others is like  )

 

Namine: Ha-Ha ....anyways, tha question, by Oblivion, again, says "To Namine: We know most of tha thangs you sketch come true....but what tha firetruck other thangs do you draw up in dat notepad besides Sora, Roxas, Axel, n' all dem other playas Soraz playaz with?" .... uh...thatz sorta of private...

 

Roxas: Biatch draws me up in tha nude!

 

Namine: Roxas muthafiretrucka! (blushes) (looks ta camera n' nervously laughs) Dat punk just foolin'....I straight-up draw much different thangs.....sometimes thangs from nature like flowers or muthafiretruckas or...

 

Sora: Me n' Riku makin' out!

 

Namine: Sora, shut it son! (blushes even redder) .... Look, mah sketches is straight-up private. I don't show dem ta a shitload of playas cuz--

 

Riku: Yo Namine, I just posted a shitload of yo' drawings on mah Twizzle.

 

Namine: Da f**k, Riku?! (face turns tha firetruck into a tomato) (now mad salty) ..... you realize dat yo ass is memories is gonna be jacked now, right?

 

Riku: Yo ass aint gots tha balls to--

 

Namine: (snaps finger)

 

Riku: AH! MY MIND! (falls ta tha ground, twitching)

 

Namine: Ha-ha  . Teach you ta f**k wit mah shit.....Sora, biatch? Roxas?

 

Sora n' Roxas: 0-0......Sorry.

 

Namine: I thought so....now, fo' tha next question....Tom13 says, "To Namine: Namine have you eva heard of Samus Aran n' tha Metrizzle Prime series?" Um, yeaaaa I have...... I gots a straight-up boner fo' Metroid!  Samus Aran is mah straight-up vizzle game character of all time! 

 

Kairi: Other than yo ass?

 

Namine: Uh, no, thatz yo thugged-out ass.

 

Kairi: .... well, yo ass is not wrong.

 

Namine: Ladies n' gentleman, Kairi...(shakes head n' laughs) anyways, she be a total badass. Well shiiiit, it so glad ta peep a funky-ass biatch whoz independent, modest, n' smart. Thatz why...(sighs) Other M.....(facepalms) Come on, Sakamoto....you coulda done better....-___-.....hopefully if there be a freshly smoked up Metrizzle game, probably fo' tha Wii U or 3DS or something, it'll be able ta wipe tha filth off Samuss rep.....Sammy, I be pullin' fo' ya, babe....we blondes gotta stick together.  Movin on...next question... Movin on.....question five.....last one, babies....from Oblivion, again. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. "Hmmmm Namine....what would you do fo' a Klondike Bar, biatch? XD" .... Oh, I would do nuff thangs fo' a Klondike Bar.  Just name it n' I be bout ta do it yo. Hell, I would try ta take over dis damn series if it meant gettin a Klondike Bar. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Picture it: I beat tha shiznit outta Sora...

 

Sora:

 

Namine: I'd biiiatchslap Roxas....

 

Roxas: :(

 

Namine: I'd torture Riku...

 

Riku: (too bust starin tha firetruck into a mirror ta notice)

 

Namine: Anythang at all. Frick, I'd even take on Xehanort.

 

Xehanort: Yo ass shizzle bout that?

 

Namine: Dude, itz a Klondike Bar.

 

Xehanort: Hmm.....fair enough.

 

Namine: Thatz right....anythang fo' dat choclate masterpiece......any one of y'all watchin would do worse, don't lie biaaatch! Yo ass might have even holla'd you'd deep fry Dizzle n' Goofy...

 

Goofy: (gulps)

 

Dizzle: Wak?! Yo ass massicist!

 

Namine: Techinacally, itz just tha circle of game.

 

Simba: Huh?

 

Namine: Different thang.

 

Simba: Ah. Right.

 

Namine: Yeah....by tha way, has mah playas gone up ta you lately n' holla'd they thought you sounded like Minato Namikaze?

 

Simba: Nope. I can't peep tha similarity.

 

Namine: Me either.

 

I do.

 

Namine: Anyways, Oblvion....I hope you enjoyed dat shit. That came from tha ass. Well shiiiit, it truly done did.....(looks backstage) No! Don't you curse me biaaatch! Yo ass would have done worse too! I know you, man! .... Besides, whoz ta stop me if I was to, biatch? Is it Aladdin, biatch? I don't frickin be thinkin so! (gets closer ta camera, shakes arm) Go ahead, twist mah arm, git me ta stop. Will ya do it, biatch? NO! Yo ass didn't son! (backs away, points at camera) Yo ass sat there n' watched.....like tha biiiatch yo ass is.....(holdz up middle finger, censored by a funky-ass big-ass Aladdin face) Thatz fo' you, honey. Right back up in yo muthafiretruckin ass. So up in closing, KH fans, fo' episode 6, I leave you wit dis message....if mah playas....has tha gall ta peep Rikuz Twizzle....and take a peek at mah sketches......well, there be a not much I can do fo' you except tell yo thugged-out ass.....that fo'sho, I be tha firetruck into dat stuff. Is you gonna git yo' memory f**ked up if you decizzle ta spread tha word, biatch? Yes yes y'all. For you see.....(background darkens) ....I don't give a firetruck whoz ass yo ass is. I don't give a firetruck what tha firetruck you want. If yo ass is lookin fo' scrilla, I aint gots any ta give yo thugged-out ass. But what tha firetruck I do have is a straight-up particular set of game; game I have acquired simply over a straight-up long game n' shit. Right back up in yo muthafiretruckin ass. Skills dat make me a nightmare fo' playas like yo thugged-out ass. If you keep tha images ta yo ass, that'll be tha end of dat shit. I'ma not look fo' you, I'ma not pursue yo thugged-out ass. But if you don't, n' you decided ta share dem wit yo' other dickweed playas..... I'ma look fo' yo thugged-out ass.......I'ma find yo thugged-out ass.......and I'ma bust a cap up in yo thugged-out ass. (narrows eyes)

 

Larxene: Way ta be original.

 

(record scratch, lightin returns ta normal)

 

Namine:  Ah! -__- Way ta firetruck up tha moment!  ......(sighs) Is our phat asses done, biatch? We are, biatch? Good. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafiretrucka! I be fly as a gangbangin' falcon, soarin all up in tha sky dawwwwg! Have a sick day. It make me wanna hollar playa! (walks off)

Edited May 28, 2013 by Firaga Sensei

[Shera Wizard 2,736]

Firaga-Sensei

 

I cant stop imagining Namine with a weird voice talking stuff like that in a KH game

 

YOUVE GIVEN ME THINGS 

[Shulk 8,623]

I forgot Namine was into those things.

 

Firaga-Sensei

 

I cant stop imagining Namine with a weird voice talking stuff like that in a KH game

 

YOUVE GIVEN ME THINGS 

This series does that. Wait until you see Ansem in the Ebonics dub.

[xoblivionx13 1,133]

Is it bad that I don't remember asking those questions....nor in that manner?

[Javelin434 3,164]

*Throws Sora a Paopu Fruit*"So, when will you share that paopu fruit? C'mon, it's the LEAST you can do for her..."

[Firaga 5,947]

As of right now, I'm putting togther the next special for 5 Questions as well as finishing other projects, such as the newest chapter for my Naruto fanfiction, Iron Bonds, and a new Kingdom Hearts parody series I have in the works in order to commemorate the renewal of the tv series it's based on. I will work as fast as I possibly can.

[Reyn 1,755]

1) Don't care.

 

2) BECAUSE I really will close this thread.

O_O YAY! Jk though, ill stop.

O_O YAY! Jk though, ill stop.

Wait, HOW DO YOU CLOSE THREADS. I've made many threads, and i have never seen anything that will let me close them. AND YOU'RE NOT A MOD EITHER.

[Guest]

O_O YAY! Jk though, ill stop.

Wait, HOW DO YOU CLOSE THREADS. I've made many threads, and i have never seen anything that will let me close them. AND YOU'RE NOT A MOD EITHER.

He will just stop updating. Now stop pushing his buttons <.<

[Reyn 1,755]

He will just stop updating. Now stop pushing his buttons <.<

Got it.

[Shera Wizard 2,736]

He will just stop updating. Now stop pushing his buttons <.<

 

OR he can personally request a mod for lock thread. The post will end with "As requested by OP" or by the default last post. 

 

 

As of right now, I'm putting togther the next special for 5 Questions as well as finishing other projects, such as the newest chapter for my Naruto fanfiction, Iron Bonds, and a new Kingdom Hearts parody series I have in the works in order to commemorate the renewal of the tv series it's based on. I will work as fast as I possibly can.

 

Sensei, as I wizard I must do this...

 

*HASTEGA*

 

anyways,  Good luck : D

[Firaga 5,947]

_EPISODE 7_ : THE EBONICS DUB

 

Xion: (holdin tha question papers n' a latte up in tha same hand) ... Back again, fo' tha last time, fo' tha last time, changin yo' game n' mine....five thangs at a time--now I know what tha firetruck yo ass is sayin ta yo ass...yo ass is chillin at home, on yo' computer....at a Subway on yo' laptop....or up in a heavily-padded room wit some sort of live vizzle feed....fondlin tha areaz of yo' body dat need ta be fondled.....and yo ass is sayin', "Why do dat freaky freaky biatch gotz a cold-ass lil cup of fruity-ass malt liquor up in her hand?" ... (raises cup) Cuz dis is tha only thang keepin me standin up in dis biatch, I gotta say give props ta yo thugged-out ass...to Andy, tha balla of tha Kowloon Restaurant up in Saugas, Massachusetts, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. If yo ass is ever in tha vibe fo' a phat drink, emphasis on tha drink...phat chicken, n' a phat time, hit up tha Kowloon Restaurant up in Saugas, Massachussetts, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. I endorse it, tha rest of tha Mackdaddydom Hearts cast endorses dat shit...

 

(Cast murmurs up in agreement)

 

Xion: That be all you need ta know....long rap short: I just bout switched from sambuca ta coffee...cuz I've been (rappin) up all night son! Sleep all day...(stops rappin) except fo' tha "sleep all day" part. Cuz I need ta stay awake all day....and kick some Heartless ass at night.

 

(Cast thugz giggle a lil)

 

Xion: (holdz up fruity-ass malt liquor by grill as camera zooms in) Okay, letz kick off tha show.....question number one....(looks backstage) Yes, I be a idiot fo' realz. And yo ass be a cold-ass lil certified, f**kin whack-job....it is, it is, it will be....so big-ass plug fo' you (looks back ta papers, n' lowers coffee) ... dis is from Gambler'sApprentice....he asks, "What tha firetruck iz yo' top billin achievement up in tha game?" ... I be thinkin thatz obvious, aint it, biatch? Look around, silly.  I be up in Mackdaddydom Hearts muthafiretrucka! I mean, I aint tha dopest character overall...and I pretty much last one game, n' have some significizzle up in cutscenes up in later ones....but, hey, tha pay is pimped out, itz fun, n' tha cast is like mah crew.  I gots a straight-up boner fo' it here, I truly do...you'd probably never expect a emo hoe ta make it dis far...yes, I used ta be emo. I just gots over it, n' I couldn't help but keep tha afro....because I wanna bust a nut on dat shit. 

 

Larxene: Shoulda thought twice bout that, honey. 

 

Xion: Comin from tha chick wit antennae...

 

(Cast "oohs", Larxene -  )

 

Xion: Ha, straight-up, is you a Mackdaddydom Hearts character or a Bugz Life extra?

 

Larxene: Grr playa! (storms out)

 

Xion: Well, if you can't take tha heat....you know tha rest fo' realz. Anyways, letz peep tha second question here....(looks ta paper) Alright, question number two: from xoblivion13x. Da question is, "What was yo' erection ta Roxass last lyrics as a peace out....'Dum diddy-dum, here I come biaaatch! Who tha firetruck else will I have ice cream with?'" ... Well, I couldn't straight-up react, technically, since I was dead as firetruckin fried chicken....but I can imagine mah dirty ass, if I was kickin it ta react....to just think...heh-heh (looks backstage)

 

Roxas: Oh no...(laughs)

 

Xion: My firetruckin erection would be "Yo ass lil hustla of a funky-ass biiiatch!"

 

Roxas: (laughs)

 

Xion: I mean, come on, dude, what tha firetruck kind of line is that, biatch? I know you thought dat up by yo ass, you firetruckin wack.......I just don't understand.

 

Roxas: Yo, not mah fault, Xi. It aint nuthin but just tha principle.

 

Leal: Yeah, if dat shiznit was me, i woulda gots dat shit.

 

Xion: Oh, you say dat now, nahmeean?...but if you were really in tha position, you'd be thinkin tha same thang I be thinkin'!

 

Lea: Well, I didn't. Got it memorized?! 

 

Xion: 0-0...did you just...(weak laugh)....okay, aiiight, dude, yo ass is pushin' it son! Do you want me ta brang up yo' dirty laundry, cuz I will yo, but not...right now, nahmeean, biatch? (narrows eyes) I be watchin yo thugged-out ass....(laughs) That Lea. Never a thugged-out dull moment...anyways, letz move on. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Third question....Xion: Third question....from xoblivion13x...whose thangs is always welcome here ( )...."Why didn't you kick Saixz booty when da thug was mean ta yo slick ass, biatch? Yo ass n' Roxas could've crewed crewed up on his ass n' thrown his sorry rear up tha window wit yo' Keyblade powers." Well, ta be honest, I didn't have tha strength up in mah dirty ass....heh, just cuz you gots a funky-ass big-ass key....doesn't mean you have tha dopest self-esteem up in tha ghetto. Right back up in yo muthafiretruckin ass....if you know what tha firetruck I be saiyan...

 

Riku: I do. 

 

Xion:  .... No. No you do not. (under breath) pervert...Anyways, yeah, I had it up in tha back of mah mind....and, uh, I be pretty shizzle Roxas thought tha same thang...right?

 

Roxas: Oh, yeah.

 

Xion: Yep...Saix, uh, dis must be awkward fo' ya yo, but.....any response?

 

Saix: I apologize. I was merely followin tha script.

 

Xion: Oh...well, uh, props.....there you have dat shit. No hard vibe fo' realz. Although, uh, just so you know...heh-heh...aside from a actual fight....or, actually, up in a real fight....with no Keyblades or a Claymore....if me n' Roxas crewed up on Saix...oh-ho....It could be done. 

 

Saix: How tha firetruck is that? 

 

Xion: Remember dat jam two weeks ago?

 

Saix: What par--uh, oh, dat party......ah, yeaaaa I remember....the skanky fool couldn't prepare his dirty ass...

 

Roxas: Ha-aw yeah, I remember dat like a muthafiretrucka.

 

Xion: I bet you do...for dem of y'all whoz ass is wonderin what tha firetruck we rappin' about, well, itz simple: Two weeks ago, me n' all dem other of tha cast thugz like Roxas n' Saix was all up in tha local Dinosaur Grill, havin some steak n' Sanchez, like we always do....cuz we bosses.  Anyways, I be all dem dranks in, n' feelin a lil tipsy...and, uh, Riku only had all dem margaritas, if I remember, n' was already pukin up in tha bathroom....

 

Riku: Shut up.

 

(Cast laughs)

 

Xion: Heh-heh. Right back up in yo muthafiretruckin ass. So, yeah, mah mind at dat point wasn't all there, so I was prone ta do wack thangs at dat point....and I done did....how n' why, biatch? Well, a thugged-out dude chillin next ta me, a thugged-out dude, mind you, whoz ass has no clue what tha firetruck Mackdaddydom Hearts is...starts tryin ta chat me up, n' I could tell wanted ta git up in mah pants....

 

Riku: Ha.

 

Sora: Dude, thatz not funky.

 

Riku: It be ta mah dirty ass.

 

Roxas: Dick.

 

Riku: Commoner.

 

Roxa: Ho--wait, did you just call me a cold-ass lil commoner?

 

Riku: Yes yes y'all. Yo ass be all commoners beneath me, tha mackdaddy! Ha-ha-ha!

 

(smack!)

 

Riku: Ow!

 

Kairi: Pipe dat shit. Xionz tryin ta tell a story.

 

Xion: Nuff props, Kai-Kai....anyways, dis creeper is goin on bout his thang n' his wild lil' freakadelic game n' yeesh, was it boring....it was hard ta listen even if I cared. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafiretrucka! Thatz how tha firetruck much brew up in mah system...so bout all dem minutes tha firetruck into this, tha dude starts ta gag a lil....like, dat schmoooove muthafiretrucka had suttin' up in his crazy-ass grill....I be thinkin you know where I be goin wit this...a few secondz later....BLAH! (slaps leg) Just vomits all over mah jeans muthafiretrucka! lol. Like one of mah thugs just openin' up a cold-ass lil can of chronic right on mah leg....dude, if yo ass is watchin' dis up in dis biatch, then f**k you fo' pukin' on mah leg. (holdz up middle finger) .... Dat punk probably watchin' dis from a hospitizzle bed....because, yeah, you might have guessed it yo, but afta holla'd dude puked on mah leg...I kicked tha livin tar outta his muthafiretruckin ass....with some assistizzle from Roxas-san.

 

Roxas: I held him, n' you punched.

 

Xion: Yep. lol. Right back up in yo muthafiretruckin ass. So, imagine Saix pullin dat type of shiznit up in tha real ghetto, whether I be sober or not....well, it wouldn't be pretty. Now, I aint tha batshit, crazy, faded chick of tha crew or anything....(sigh)....all I be sayin' is....it helps when I need ta beat suttin' in.

 

Saix: I be takin a note on this.

 

Xion: Yo ass should be....you all should be.....(stares at screen wit freaky face)..naw, I be just kidding. lol. Yo ass don't need ta worry bout anything.....bottom line: I knock shiznit up when I be mad. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafiretrucka! Thatz just mah dirty ass.

 

Riku: I be thinkin dat emo phase is comin back.

 

Xion: Riku..... 

 

Riku: Kidding. Kidding. (under breath) commoner.

 

Xion: -__-....okay, I hope dis next question involves me hittin Riku....

 

Riku: Come at me, babe. 

 

Xion: Grr.....(clears throat)....Question number four....as I try ta hold back mah desire ta strangle tha silver haired douche up in tha room....(takes a sip from coffee)....ah, dat helps....so tha next question:Xion: .Question number four....as I try ta hold back mah desire ta strangle tha silver haired douche up in tha room....(takes a sip from coffee)....ah, dat helps....so tha next question...from Xamtweth-reconnected...."Xion, whoz ass is yo' ludd interest?" ...(goes wide-eyed)

 

(Cast "oohs")

 

Xion: Uh...do I gotta answer this, biatch? Uh, uh, Phil?! Can I skip dis one?!

 

Phil: Nope.

 

Xion: But why not?! D:

 

Phil: Two lyrics: Yo ass gotz a cold-ass lil contract!

 

Xion: -__- .... two lyrics, da perved-out muthafiretrucka says....(heavily sighs) ... My firetruckin ludd interest...well...if you played Days you gonna peep I gots some screen time wit a shitload of tha malez n' dat it may have hinted at, uh....you know. (clears throat) Letz peep here...Roxas, Riku, n' Lea....itz not Roxas, cuz tha pimpin' muthafiretrucka taken....

 

Roxas: Yep.

 

Namine: Yep.

 

Xion: It aint nuthin but not Riku....  ...for obvious reasons.

 

Riku: Yo ass is no saint either.

 

Xion: And it aint Lea....because tha pimpin' muthafiretrucka too oldschool fo' mah dirty ass...way too old. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafiretrucka! No offense.

 

Lea: None taken.

 

Xion: No I guess I aint gots one....well, dat was a waste, I be sorry. Yo ass know, what, I be readin another question, dis is riduculous--

 

Phil: Yo, what tha firetruck did I just tell ya?!

 

Xion: I be still bustin it!  And why, biatch? Two lyrics: cuz I can.

 

Phil: -__-

 

Xion: Yeah...howz it feel, biatch? Anyways, freshly smoked up question number 4...(scans papers)....ah, here we go: Ultimus Grid asks, "Xion, do you straight-up believe you gonna be saved n' somehow be part of Xehanorts' downfall?" Well, uh, I believe I can somehow stay relevant up in tha series...i mean, I flossed up in DDD, right?

 

Namine: Yeah, n' so did I.

 

Xion: After all, I be somewhat blingin up in tha shadow of Roxas, so I be thinkin dat counts fo' something, right, biatch? Heck, I was even up in Blank Points....which be also something. Right back up in yo muthafiretruckin ass. So do I be thinkin I be worthy enough ta be up in tha final act, biatch? Hell yes muthafiretrucka! (goes over-dramatic) I'ma not let mah relevancy fade, Xion fan-base biaaatch! Yo ass can bet on dat shit.

 

Riku: 10 munny says you won't.

 

Xion:  ...(sigh)....can some muthafiretrucka please hit his ass wit a funky-ass bat.

 

Goofy: I gots suttin' else.

 

Riku: What?

 

(BASH!)

 

Riku: OW! What tha hell?!

 

Goofy: That there is some payback there, Riku fo'sho fo' realz. And fo' Jebuss sake, stop bein such a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dick, boy!

 

Riku: (grumblez n' rubs his head)

 

Xion: firetruck dat shit, Goofy...heh-heh.

 

Goofy: 

 

Xion: Well, dat was funk ta watch.  Anyways, letz wrap up tha show....the last question; question number 5....(scans papers once more)....oh-ho, dis be a gangbangin' funk one; xoblvion13x wants ta know, "How tha firetruck tha heck can you put yo' hood up n' down so quickly without even movin yo' hands?"... oh, I peep you pimps is inchin mo' ta our form of language...looks like we've been teachin you well. (raises coffee) yo' role models: tha cast of Mackdaddydom f**kin Hearts. 

 

(Cast laughs)

 

Xion: (sips coffee) ... so, uh, anyways....my hood...how do I put it up n' down so quickly, biatch? Hmm...

 

Vexen: That is cuz Xion was viewed by most of her Organization comrades as a puppet, wit her appearizzle showin her wit her hood up, symbolizin what tha firetruck tha Organization thought of her worth all up in tha time--

 

Xion: DUDE. Right back up in yo muthafiretruckin ass. Stop. Yo ass fo'sho fo' realz. Is fo' realz. Annoying. 

 

Vexen: How tha firetruck dare you drop a rhyme ta yo' daddy like that?!

 

Xion: Because I--wait, what? 

 

Vexen: Thatz right. I be tha one whoz ass made yo thugged-out ass. Yo ass be a Replica under my design!

 

Xion: Pfft...tch...what the--but---YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!

 

Vexen: Yes, n' I be also your father, Riku Replica!

 

Riku Replica: Oh Dogg hommie biaaatch! I was already scarred fo' game yo, but now I be even mo' scarred hommie biaaatch! D:

 

Xion: This is horrible....why. Vexen, why?

 

Vexen: Oh don't feel so gloomy, Xion...why don't I take you hustlin later?

 

Xion: Ugh, I be gonna puke...c-cut it off, just end dat shit...

 

(fades ta black) 

[Shulk 8,623]

 

_EPISODE 7_ : THE EBONICS DUB

 

Xion: (holdin tha question papers n' a latte up in tha same hand) ... Back again, fo' tha last time, fo' tha last time, changin yo' game n' mine....five thangs at a time--now I know what tha firetruck yo ass is sayin ta yo ass...yo ass is chillin at home, on yo' computer....at a Subway on yo' laptop....or up in a heavily-padded room wit some sort of live vizzle feed....fondlin tha areaz of yo' body dat need ta be fondled.....and yo ass is sayin', "Why do dat freaky freaky biatch gotz a cold-ass lil cup of fruity-ass malt liquor up in her hand?" ... (raises cup) Cuz dis is tha only thang keepin me standin up in dis biatch, I gotta say give props ta yo thugged-out ass...to Andy, tha balla of tha Kowloon Restaurant up in Saugas, Massachusetts, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. If yo ass is ever in tha vibe fo' a phat drink, emphasis on tha drink...phat chicken, n' a phat time, hit up tha Kowloon Restaurant up in Saugas, Massachussetts, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. I endorse it, tha rest of tha Mackdaddydom Hearts cast endorses dat shit...

 

(Cast murmurs up in agreement)

 

Xion: That be all you need ta know....long rap short: I just bout switched from sambuca ta coffee...cuz I've been (rappin) up all night son! Sleep all day...(stops rappin) except fo' tha "sleep all day" part. Cuz I need ta stay awake all day....and kick some Heartless ass at night.

 

(Cast thugz giggle a lil)

 

Xion: (holdz up fruity-ass malt liquor by grill as camera zooms in) Okay, letz kick off tha show.....question number one....(looks backstage) Yes, I be a idiot fo' realz. And yo ass be a cold-ass lil certified, f**kin whack-job....it is, it is, it will be....so big-ass plug fo' you (looks back ta papers, n' lowers coffee) ... dis is from Gambler'sApprentice....he asks, "What tha firetruck iz yo' top billin achievement up in tha game?" ... I be thinkin thatz obvious, aint it, biatch? Look around, silly.  I be up in Mackdaddydom Hearts muthafiretrucka! I mean, I aint tha dopest character overall...and I pretty much last one game, n' have some significizzle up in cutscenes up in later ones....but, hey, tha pay is pimped out, itz fun, n' tha cast is like mah crew.  I gots a straight-up boner fo' it here, I truly do...you'd probably never expect a emo hoe ta make it dis far...yes, I used ta be emo. I just gots over it, n' I couldn't help but keep tha afro....because I wanna bust a nut on dat shit. 

 

Larxene: Shoulda thought twice bout that, honey. 

 

Xion: Comin from tha chick wit antennae...

 

(Cast "oohs", Larxene -  )

 

Xion: Ha, straight-up, is you a Mackdaddydom Hearts character or a Bugz Life extra?

 

Larxene: Grr playa! (storms out)

 

Xion: Well, if you can't take tha heat....you know tha rest fo' realz. Anyways, letz peep tha second question here....(looks ta paper) Alright, question number two: from xoblivion13x. Da question is, "What was yo' erection ta Roxass last lyrics as a peace out....'Dum diddy-dum, here I come biaaatch! Who tha firetruck else will I have ice cream with?'" ... Well, I couldn't straight-up react, technically, since I was dead as firetruckin fried chicken....but I can imagine mah dirty ass, if I was kickin it ta react....to just think...heh-heh (looks backstage)

 

Roxas: Oh no...(laughs)

 

Xion: My firetruckin erection would be "Yo ass lil hustla of a funky-ass biiiatch!"

 

Roxas: (laughs)

 

Xion: I mean, come on, dude, what tha firetruck kind of line is that, biatch? I know you thought dat up by yo ass, you firetruckin wack.......I just don't understand.

 

Roxas: Yo, not mah fault, Xi. It aint nuthin but just tha principle.

 

Leal: Yeah, if dat shiznit was me, i woulda gots dat shit.

 

Xion: Oh, you say dat now, nahmeean?...but if you were really in tha position, you'd be thinkin tha same thang I be thinkin'!

 

Lea: Well, I didn't. Got it memorized?! 

 

Xion: 0-0...did you just...(weak laugh)....okay, aiiight, dude, yo ass is pushin' it son! Do you want me ta brang up yo' dirty laundry, cuz I will yo, but not...right now, nahmeean, biatch? (narrows eyes) I be watchin yo thugged-out ass....(laughs) That Lea. Never a thugged-out dull moment...anyways, letz move on. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Third question....Xion: Third question....from xoblivion13x...whose thangs is always welcome here ( )...."Why didn't you kick Saixz booty when da thug was mean ta yo slick ass, biatch? Yo ass n' Roxas could've crewed crewed up on his ass n' thrown his sorry rear up tha window wit yo' Keyblade powers." Well, ta be honest, I didn't have tha strength up in mah dirty ass....heh, just cuz you gots a funky-ass big-ass key....doesn't mean you have tha dopest self-esteem up in tha ghetto. Right back up in yo muthafiretruckin ass....if you know what tha firetruck I be saiyan...

 

Riku: I do. 

 

Xion:  .... No. No you do not. (under breath) pervert...Anyways, yeah, I had it up in tha back of mah mind....and, uh, I be pretty shizzle Roxas thought tha same thang...right?

 

Roxas: Oh, yeah.

 

Xion: Yep...Saix, uh, dis must be awkward fo' ya yo, but.....any response?

 

Saix: I apologize. I was merely followin tha script.

 

Xion: Oh...well, uh, props.....there you have dat shit. No hard vibe fo' realz. Although, uh, just so you know...heh-heh...aside from a actual fight....or, actually, up in a real fight....with no Keyblades or a Claymore....if me n' Roxas crewed up on Saix...oh-ho....It could be done. 

 

Saix: How tha firetruck is that? 

 

Xion: Remember dat jam two weeks ago?

 

Saix: What par--uh, oh, dat party......ah, yeaaaa I remember....the skanky fool couldn't prepare his dirty ass...

 

Roxas: Ha-aw yeah, I remember dat like a muthafiretrucka.

 

Xion: I bet you do...for dem of y'all whoz ass is wonderin what tha firetruck we rappin' about, well, itz simple: Two weeks ago, me n' all dem other of tha cast thugz like Roxas n' Saix was all up in tha local Dinosaur Grill, havin some steak n' Sanchez, like we always do....cuz we bosses.  Anyways, I be all dem dranks in, n' feelin a lil tipsy...and, uh, Riku only had all dem margaritas, if I remember, n' was already pukin up in tha bathroom....

 

Riku: Shut up.

 

(Cast laughs)

 

Xion: Heh-heh. Right back up in yo muthafiretruckin ass. So, yeah, mah mind at dat point wasn't all there, so I was prone ta do wack thangs at dat point....and I done did....how n' why, biatch? Well, a thugged-out dude chillin next ta me, a thugged-out dude, mind you, whoz ass has no clue what tha firetruck Mackdaddydom Hearts is...starts tryin ta chat me up, n' I could tell wanted ta git up in mah pants....

 

Riku: Ha.

 

Sora: Dude, thatz not funky.

 

Riku: It be ta mah dirty ass.

 

Roxas: Dick.

 

Riku: Commoner.

 

Roxa: Ho--wait, did you just call me a cold-ass lil commoner?

 

Riku: Yes yes y'all. Yo ass be all commoners beneath me, tha mackdaddy! Ha-ha-ha!

 

(smack!)

 

Riku: Ow!

 

Kairi: Pipe dat shit. Xionz tryin ta tell a story.

 

Xion: Nuff props, Kai-Kai....anyways, dis creeper is goin on bout his thang n' his wild lil' freakadelic game n' yeesh, was it boring....it was hard ta listen even if I cared. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafiretrucka! Thatz how tha firetruck much brew up in mah system...so bout all dem minutes tha firetruck into this, tha dude starts ta gag a lil....like, dat schmoooove muthafiretrucka had suttin' up in his crazy-ass grill....I be thinkin you know where I be goin wit this...a few secondz later....BLAH! (slaps leg) Just vomits all over mah jeans muthafiretrucka! lol. Like one of mah thugs just openin' up a cold-ass lil can of chronic right on mah leg....dude, if yo ass is watchin' dis up in dis biatch, then f**k you fo' pukin' on mah leg. (holdz up middle finger) .... Dat punk probably watchin' dis from a hospitizzle bed....because, yeah, you might have guessed it yo, but afta holla'd dude puked on mah leg...I kicked tha livin tar outta his muthafiretruckin ass....with some assistizzle from Roxas-san.

 

Roxas: I held him, n' you punched.

 

Xion: Yep. lol. Right back up in yo muthafiretruckin ass. So, imagine Saix pullin dat type of shiznit up in tha real ghetto, whether I be sober or not....well, it wouldn't be pretty. Now, I aint tha batshit, crazy, faded chick of tha crew or anything....(sigh)....all I be sayin' is....it helps when I need ta beat suttin' in.

 

Saix: I be takin a note on this.

 

Xion: Yo ass should be....you all should be.....(stares at screen wit freaky face)..naw, I be just kidding. lol. Yo ass don't need ta worry bout anything.....bottom line: I knock shiznit up when I be mad. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafiretrucka! Thatz just mah dirty ass.

 

Riku: I be thinkin dat emo phase is comin back.

 

Xion: Riku..... 

 

Riku: Kidding. Kidding. (under breath) commoner.

 

Xion: -__-....okay, I hope dis next question involves me hittin Riku....

 

Riku: Come at me, babe. 

 

Xion: Grr.....(clears throat)....Question number four....as I try ta hold back mah desire ta strangle tha silver haired douche up in tha room....(takes a sip from coffee)....ah, dat helps....so tha next question:Xion: .Question number four....as I try ta hold back mah desire ta strangle tha silver haired douche up in tha room....(takes a sip from coffee)....ah, dat helps....so tha next question...from Xamtweth-reconnected...."Xion, whoz ass is yo' ludd interest?" ...(goes wide-eyed)

 

(Cast "oohs")

 

Xion: Uh...do I gotta answer this, biatch? Uh, uh, Phil?! Can I skip dis one?!

 

Phil: Nope.

 

Xion: But why not?! D:

 

Phil: Two lyrics: Yo ass gotz a cold-ass lil contract!

 

Xion: -__- .... two lyrics, da perved-out muthafiretrucka says....(heavily sighs) ... My firetruckin ludd interest...well...if you played Days you gonna peep I gots some screen time wit a shitload of tha malez n' dat it may have hinted at, uh....you know. (clears throat) Letz peep here...Roxas, Riku, n' Lea....itz not Roxas, cuz tha pimpin' muthafiretrucka taken....

 

Roxas: Yep.

 

Namine: Yep.

 

Xion: It aint nuthin but not Riku....  ...for obvious reasons.

 

Riku: Yo ass is no saint either.

 

Xion: And it aint Lea....because tha pimpin' muthafiretrucka too oldschool fo' mah dirty ass...way too old. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafiretrucka! No offense.

 

Lea: None taken.

 

Xion: No I guess I aint gots one....well, dat was a waste, I be sorry. Yo ass know, what, I be readin another question, dis is riduculous--

 

Phil: Yo, what tha firetruck did I just tell ya?!

 

Xion: I be still bustin it!  And why, biatch? Two lyrics: cuz I can.

 

Phil: -__-

 

Xion: Yeah...howz it feel, biatch? Anyways, freshly smoked up question number 4...(scans papers)....ah, here we go: Ultimus Grid asks, "Xion, do you straight-up believe you gonna be saved n' somehow be part of Xehanorts' downfall?" Well, uh, I believe I can somehow stay relevant up in tha series...i mean, I flossed up in DDD, right?

 

Namine: Yeah, n' so did I.

 

Xion: After all, I be somewhat blingin up in tha shadow of Roxas, so I be thinkin dat counts fo' something, right, biatch? Heck, I was even up in Blank Points....which be also something. Right back up in yo muthafiretruckin ass. So do I be thinkin I be worthy enough ta be up in tha final act, biatch? Hell yes muthafiretrucka! (goes over-dramatic) I'ma not let mah relevancy fade, Xion fan-base biaaatch! Yo ass can bet on dat shit.

 

Riku: 10 munny says you won't.

 

Xion:  ...(sigh)....can some muthafiretrucka please hit his ass wit a funky-ass bat.

 

Goofy: I gots suttin' else.

 

Riku: What?

 

(BASH!)

 

Riku: OW! What tha hell?!

 

Goofy: That there is some payback there, Riku fo'sho fo' realz. And fo' Jebuss sake, stop bein such a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dick, boy!

 

Riku: (grumblez n' rubs his head)

 

Xion: firetruck dat shit, Goofy...heh-heh.

 

Goofy: 

 

Xion: Well, dat was funk ta watch.  Anyways, letz wrap up tha show....the last question; question number 5....(scans papers once more)....oh-ho, dis be a gangbangin' funk one; xoblvion13x wants ta know, "How tha firetruck tha heck can you put yo' hood up n' down so quickly without even movin yo' hands?"... oh, I peep you pimps is inchin mo' ta our form of language...looks like we've been teachin you well. (raises coffee) yo' role models: tha cast of Mackdaddydom f**kin Hearts. 

 

(Cast laughs)

 

Xion: (sips coffee) ... so, uh, anyways....my hood...how do I put it up n' down so quickly, biatch? Hmm...

 

Vexen: That is cuz Xion was viewed by most of her Organization comrades as a puppet, wit her appearizzle showin her wit her hood up, symbolizin what tha firetruck tha Organization thought of her worth all up in tha time--

 

Xion: DUDE. Right back up in yo muthafiretruckin ass. Stop. Yo ass fo'sho fo' realz. Is fo' realz. Annoying. 

 

Vexen: How tha firetruck dare you drop a rhyme ta yo' daddy like that?!

 

Xion: Because I--wait, what? 

 

Vexen: Thatz right. I be tha one whoz ass made yo thugged-out ass. Yo ass be a Replica under my design!

 

Xion: Pfft...tch...what the--but---YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!

 

Vexen: Yes, n' I be also your father, Riku Replica!

 

Riku Replica: Oh Dogg hommie biaaatch! I was already scarred fo' game yo, but now I be even mo' scarred hommie biaaatch! D:

 

Xion: This is horrible....why. Vexen, why?

 

Vexen: Oh don't feel so gloomy, Xion...why don't I take you hustlin later?

 

Xion: Ugh, I be gonna puke...c-cut it off, just end dat shit...

 

(fades ta black) 

Oh geez, Vexen in ebonics.

[Shera Wizard 2,736]

 

_EPISODE 7_ : THE EBONICS DUB

 

Xion: (holdin tha question papers n' a latte up in tha same hand) ... Back again, fo' tha last time, fo' tha last time, changin yo' game n' mine....five thangs at a time--now I know what tha firetruck yo ass is sayin ta yo ass...yo ass is chillin at home, on yo' computer....at a Subway on yo' laptop....or up in a heavily-padded room wit some sort of live vizzle feed....fondlin tha areaz of yo' body dat need ta be fondled.....and yo ass is sayin', "Why do dat freaky freaky biatch gotz a cold-ass lil cup of fruity-ass malt liquor up in her hand?" ... (raises cup) Cuz dis is tha only thang keepin me standin up in dis biatch, I gotta say give props ta yo thugged-out ass...to Andy, tha balla of tha Kowloon Restaurant up in Saugas, Massachusetts, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. If yo ass is ever in tha vibe fo' a phat drink, emphasis on tha drink...phat chicken, n' a phat time, hit up tha Kowloon Restaurant up in Saugas, Massachussetts, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. I endorse it, tha rest of tha Mackdaddydom Hearts cast endorses dat shit...

 

(Cast murmurs up in agreement)

 

Xion: That be all you need ta know....long rap short: I just bout switched from sambuca ta coffee...cuz I've been (rappin) up all night son! Sleep all day...(stops rappin) except fo' tha "sleep all day" part. Cuz I need ta stay awake all day....and kick some Heartless ass at night.

 

(Cast thugz giggle a lil)

 

Xion: (holdz up fruity-ass malt liquor by grill as camera zooms in) Okay, letz kick off tha show.....question number one....(looks backstage) Yes, I be a idiot fo' realz. And yo ass be a cold-ass lil certified, f**kin whack-job....it is, it is, it will be....so big-ass plug fo' you (looks back ta papers, n' lowers coffee) ... dis is from Gambler'sApprentice....he asks, "What tha firetruck iz yo' top billin achievement up in tha game?" ... I be thinkin thatz obvious, aint it, biatch? Look around, silly.  I be up in Mackdaddydom Hearts muthafiretrucka! I mean, I aint tha dopest character overall...and I pretty much last one game, n' have some significizzle up in cutscenes up in later ones....but, hey, tha pay is pimped out, itz fun, n' tha cast is like mah crew.  I gots a straight-up boner fo' it here, I truly do...you'd probably never expect a emo hoe ta make it dis far...yes, I used ta be emo. I just gots over it, n' I couldn't help but keep tha afro....because I wanna bust a nut on dat shit. 

 

Larxene: Shoulda thought twice bout that, honey. 

 

Xion: Comin from tha chick wit antennae...

 

(Cast "oohs", Larxene -  )

 

Xion: Ha, straight-up, is you a Mackdaddydom Hearts character or a Bugz Life extra?

 

Larxene: Grr playa! (storms out)

 

Xion: Well, if you can't take tha heat....you know tha rest fo' realz. Anyways, letz peep tha second question here....(looks ta paper) Alright, question number two: from xoblivion13x. Da question is, "What was yo' erection ta Roxass last lyrics as a peace out....'Dum diddy-dum, here I come biaaatch! Who tha firetruck else will I have ice cream with?'" ... Well, I couldn't straight-up react, technically, since I was dead as firetruckin fried chicken....but I can imagine mah dirty ass, if I was kickin it ta react....to just think...heh-heh (looks backstage)

 

Roxas: Oh no...(laughs)

 

Xion: My firetruckin erection would be "Yo ass lil hustla of a funky-ass biiiatch!"

 

Roxas: (laughs)

 

Xion: I mean, come on, dude, what tha firetruck kind of line is that, biatch? I know you thought dat up by yo ass, you firetruckin wack.......I just don't understand.

 

Roxas: Yo, not mah fault, Xi. It aint nuthin but just tha principle.

 

Leal: Yeah, if dat shiznit was me, i woulda gots dat shit.

 

Xion: Oh, you say dat now, nahmeean?...but if you were really in tha position, you'd be thinkin tha same thang I be thinkin'!

 

Lea: Well, I didn't. Got it memorized?! 

 

Xion: 0-0...did you just...(weak laugh)....okay, aiiight, dude, yo ass is pushin' it son! Do you want me ta brang up yo' dirty laundry, cuz I will yo, but not...right now, nahmeean, biatch? (narrows eyes) I be watchin yo thugged-out ass....(laughs) That Lea. Never a thugged-out dull moment...anyways, letz move on. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Third question....Xion: Third question....from xoblivion13x...whose thangs is always welcome here ( )...."Why didn't you kick Saixz booty when da thug was mean ta yo slick ass, biatch? Yo ass n' Roxas could've crewed crewed up on his ass n' thrown his sorry rear up tha window wit yo' Keyblade powers." Well, ta be honest, I didn't have tha strength up in mah dirty ass....heh, just cuz you gots a funky-ass big-ass key....doesn't mean you have tha dopest self-esteem up in tha ghetto. Right back up in yo muthafiretruckin ass....if you know what tha firetruck I be saiyan...

 

Riku: I do. 

 

Xion:  .... No. No you do not. (under breath) pervert...Anyways, yeah, I had it up in tha back of mah mind....and, uh, I be pretty shizzle Roxas thought tha same thang...right?

 

Roxas: Oh, yeah.

 

Xion: Yep...Saix, uh, dis must be awkward fo' ya yo, but.....any response?

 

Saix: I apologize. I was merely followin tha script.

 

Xion: Oh...well, uh, props.....there you have dat shit. No hard vibe fo' realz. Although, uh, just so you know...heh-heh...aside from a actual fight....or, actually, up in a real fight....with no Keyblades or a Claymore....if me n' Roxas crewed up on Saix...oh-ho....It could be done. 

 

Saix: How tha firetruck is that? 

 

Xion: Remember dat jam two weeks ago?

 

Saix: What par--uh, oh, dat party......ah, yeaaaa I remember....the skanky fool couldn't prepare his dirty ass...

 

Roxas: Ha-aw yeah, I remember dat like a muthafiretrucka.

 

Xion: I bet you do...for dem of y'all whoz ass is wonderin what tha firetruck we rappin' about, well, itz simple: Two weeks ago, me n' all dem other of tha cast thugz like Roxas n' Saix was all up in tha local Dinosaur Grill, havin some steak n' Sanchez, like we always do....cuz we bosses.  Anyways, I be all dem dranks in, n' feelin a lil tipsy...and, uh, Riku only had all dem margaritas, if I remember, n' was already pukin up in tha bathroom....

 

Riku: Shut up.

 

(Cast laughs)

 

Xion: Heh-heh. Right back up in yo muthafiretruckin ass. So, yeah, mah mind at dat point wasn't all there, so I was prone ta do wack thangs at dat point....and I done did....how n' why, biatch? Well, a thugged-out dude chillin next ta me, a thugged-out dude, mind you, whoz ass has no clue what tha firetruck Mackdaddydom Hearts is...starts tryin ta chat me up, n' I could tell wanted ta git up in mah pants....

 

Riku: Ha.

 

Sora: Dude, thatz not funky.

 

Riku: It be ta mah dirty ass.

 

Roxas: Dick.

 

 

Xion: -__-....okay, I hope dis next question involves me hittin Riku....

 

Riku: Come at me, babe. 

 

 

 

omg im dying x'D

[EternalReckoning 1,135]

To riku, is all this torture the true cause of your psycholgical ill welbeing as of late?