KHLegendIII 709 Posted April 26, 2013 To Ventus: I've got a little theory here, what if Vanitas went on to possess Aqua instead? Also, Nomura was originally going to make you wield your Keyblade left-handed. 1 Firaga reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted April 26, 2013 To Ven: Could you defeat Radditz from DBZ if you fought him? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reyn 1,755 Posted April 26, 2013 Ventus: How do you feel about being the one one of the the Trio that you're part of to have actually done something useful to stop Xehanort? I mean, you destroyed the X-Blade, while Aqua and Terra made things even worse. 1 Firaga reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xoblivionx13 1,133 Posted April 26, 2013 To Ven: What was the inside of Sora's heart like? 1 Firaga reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shulk 8,623 Posted April 26, 2013 Ven, what was your reaction when you met Roxas? 1 Firaga reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kaneki Ken 1,516 Posted April 26, 2013 Ven, how would you feel if someone was to say that you and roxas are twins (in the manner where Roxas is existing in the world)? 1 Firaga reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firaga 5,947 Posted April 27, 2013 (edited) _EPISODE 15_READ THE DISCLAIMER!: AW YEAH, WORDS AND SHIT! Ventus: Hi, guys, Ventus here. We're all going to start the episode for the fifteen episodes of 5 Questions With The Kingdom Hearts Cast now. I'm glad to say that I've gotten a lot of questions in a short amount of time, and that's even counting the questions that we haven't answered yet. Aqua: That's no suprise to me, cutie. Ventus: Wait, what'd you call me?Aqua: Nothing! I don't dream about snuggling with you like a teddy bear while I snuggle with an actual teddy bear and pretend its you!! D: (Awkward silence) Ventus: .... okay... Aqua: I need to step out. (walks into next room) Riku: Looks like Aqua wants to handle your Keyblade, know what I'm saying? Riku. Goddammit. Look, you've been here five minutes and you're giving me a headache. LEAVE. I don't want to deal with you today. Riku: You realize that half the people that watch this show will leave if I do. Ain't that right, ladies? (smiles to audience, Riku fangirls scream) I think I can manage. I don't count fangirls as audience members anyway. Riku: Why? Because they have no souls! (fangirls boo, hiss, and throw things at me) Back up, back up! (holds fireball) I'm not afraid to use this! (fangirls calm themselves) Demyx: Boss, what are you doing?! You can't burn the fangirls! It's not worth it! They'll just came back in even greater numbers! How do you know that? Demyx: Because I'm Demyx. Oh yeah. Demyx: Look, if you want them to calm down, next time just call me and I'll use a little "Dance, Water, Dance" on 'em. It's better like th-- Lea: WE DON'T NEED NO WATER, LET THESE MOTHERF**KERS BURN!!! (ignites entire fangirl crowd) Fangirls: Stop, drop, roll! Stop, drop, roll! D: Lea! What the hey-hey?! Lea: Sorry. It had to be done. Demyx: Why? Lea: It just had to be done... (grumbles) Demyx: Wait... are you upset because you don't as much fangirls as me? Lea: N-no! Demyx: Come on, dude, I can see it in your eyes. Whatchu trying to hide, huh? Lea: I'm about to hide my foot up your ass! Demyx: Hey, hey, calm down (puts hands up) No need for bumping uglies. Lea: B-bumping uglies? Uh, you know th-- Demyx; Yeah, realized it the moment I said it... Enough! You two, knock it off! We have to start the show. L&D: Yessir. (eyes go to ground as they shuffle away) Sora: Geez, you alright Boss?(rubs temples) Just a little tense right now. Sometimes this stuff is too much for me. Sora: Aw, it's not that b-- Ienzo: Hey, so, don't get mad, but I accidentley locked Luxord in a beer barrell! Luxord: Lemme out of here, you stupid bashturd! (slurps) Mmm, uh, actually, just keep me in here for five more minutes. (facepalm)Sora: Oh, I see. Well, I got an idea: how about I hold down the fort for this episode?You really think you can do that?Sora: Forsho! I'm the main character, after all! I've got balls! Riku: (from far away) Balls. Well, uh, I don't know... Sora: Here, Boss, just take this and have some fun, alright? (holds up rolled up paper) What's that? Sora: Oh, it's just a nude pic of Eriza Hawkeye... GIMME DAT SHIT! :D Sora: Well, go get it, boy! (throws pic out of studio door)Come back here! (runs out of studio) Sora: Alright, Ventus, you can start now. Ventus: Well, that took awhile. Sora: It always does. Ventus: Right. Anyways, let's get to our first question-- (pause) Edited May 4, 2013 by Firaga96 3 Kaneki Ken, Ultimus Grid and KHLegendIII reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted April 27, 2013 _EPISODE 15_READ THE DISCLAIMER!: AW YEAH, WORDS AND SHIT! Ventus: Hi, guys, Ventus here. We're all going to start the episode for the fifteen episodes of 5 Questions With The Kingdom Hearts Cast now. I'm glad to say that I've gotten a lot of questions in a short amount of time, and that's even counting the questions that we haven't answered yet. Aqua: That's no suprise to me, cutie. Ventus: Wait, what'd you call me?Aqua: Nothing! I don't dream about snuggling with you like a teddy bear while I snuggle with an actual teddy bear and pretend its you!! D: (Awkward silence) Ventus: .... okay... Aqua: I need to step out. (walks into next room) Riku: Looks like Aqua wants to handle your Keyblade, know what I'm saying? Riku. Goddammit. Look, you've been here five minutes and you're giving me a headache. LEAVE. I don't want to deal with you today. Riku: You realize that half the people that watch this show will leave if I do. Ain't that right, ladies? (smiles to audience, Riku fangirls scream) I think I can manage. I don't count fangirls as audience members anyway. Riku: Why? Because they have no souls! (fangirls boo, hiss, and throw things at me) Back up, back up! (holds fireball) I'm not afraid to use this! (fangirls calm themselves) Demyx: Boss, what are you doing?! You can't burn the fangirls! It's not worth it! They'll just came back in even greater numbers! How do you know that? Demyx: Because I'm Demyx. Oh yeah. Demyx: Look, if you want them to calm down, next time just call me and I'll use a little "Dance, Water, Dance" on 'em. It's better like th-- Lea: WE DON'T NEED NO FIRE, LET THESE MOTHERF**KERS BURN!!! (ignites entire fangirl crowd) Fangirls: Stop, drop, roll! Stop, drop, roll! D: Lea! What the hey-hey?! Lea: Sorry. It had to be done. Demyx: Why? Lea: It just had to be done... (grumbles) Demyx: Wait... are you upset because you don't as much fangirls as me? Lea: N-no! Demyx: Come on, dude, I can see it in your eyes. Whatchu trying to hide, huh? Lea: I'm about to hide my foot up your ass! Demyx: Hey, hey, calm down (puts hands up) No need for bumping uglies. Lea: B-bumping uglies? Uh, you know th-- Demyx; Yeah, realized it the moment I said it... Enough! You two, knock it off! We have to start the show. L&D: Yessir. (eyes go to ground as they shuffle away) Sora: Geez, you alright Boss?(rubs temples) Just a little tense right now. Sometimes this stuff is too much for me. Sora: Aw, it's not that b-- Ienzo: Hey, so, don't get mad, but I accidentley locked Luxord in a beer barrell! Luxord: Lemme out of here, you stupid bashturd! (slurps) Mmm, uh, actually, just keep me in here for five more minutes. (facepalm)Sora: Oh, I see. Well, I got an idea: how about I hold down the fort for this episode?You really think you can do that?Sora: Forsho! I'm the main character, after all! I've got balls! Riku: (from far away) Balls. Well, uh, I don't know... Sora: Here, Boss, just take this and have some fun, alright? (holds up rolled up paper) What's that? Sora: Oh, it's just a nude pic of Eriza Hawkeye... GIMME DAT SHIT! :D Sora: Well, go get it, boy! (throws pic out of studio door)Come back here! (runs out of studio) Sora: Alright, Ventus, you can start now. Ventus: Well, that took awhile. Sora: It always does. Ventus: Right. Anyways, let's get to our first question-- (pause) Dat begining refrence. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted April 27, 2013 _EPISODE 15_READ THE DISCLAIMER!: AW YEAH, WORDS AND SHIT! Ventus: Hi, guys, Ventus here. We're all going to start the episode for the fifteen episodes of 5 Questions With The Kingdom Hearts Cast now. I'm glad to say that I've gotten a lot of questions in a short amount of time, and that's even counting the questions that we haven't answered yet. Aqua: That's no suprise to me, cutie. Ventus: Wait, what'd you call me?Aqua: Nothing! I don't dream about snuggling with you like a teddy bear while I snuggle with an actual teddy bear and pretend its you!! D: (Awkward silence) Ventus: .... okay... Aqua: I need to step out. (walks into next room) Riku: Looks like Aqua wants to handle your Keyblade, know what I'm saying? Riku. Goddammit. Look, you've been here five minutes and you're giving me a headache. LEAVE. I don't want to deal with you today. Riku: You realize that half the people that watch this show will leave if I do. Ain't that right, ladies? (smiles to audience, Riku fangirls scream) I think I can manage. I don't count fangirls as audience members anyway. Riku: Why? Because they have no souls! (fangirls boo, hiss, and throw things at me) Back up, back up! (holds fireball) I'm not afraid to use this! (fangirls calm themselves) Demyx: Boss, what are you doing?! You can't burn the fangirls! It's not worth it! They'll just came back in even greater numbers! How do you know that? Demyx: Because I'm Demyx. Oh yeah. Demyx: Look, if you want them to calm down, next time just call me and I'll use a little "Dance, Water, Dance" on 'em. It's better like th-- Lea: WE DON'T NEED NO FIRE, LET THESE MOTHERF**KERS BURN!!! (ignites entire fangirl crowd) Fangirls: Stop, drop, roll! Stop, drop, roll! D: Lea! What the hey-hey?! Lea: Sorry. It had to be done. Demyx: Why? Lea: It just had to be done... (grumbles) Demyx: Wait... are you upset because you don't as much fangirls as me? Lea: N-no! Demyx: Come on, dude, I can see it in your eyes. Whatchu trying to hide, huh? Lea: I'm about to hide my foot up your ass! Demyx: Hey, hey, calm down (puts hands up) No need for bumping uglies. Lea: B-bumping uglies? Uh, you know th-- Demyx; Yeah, realized it the moment I said it... Enough! You two, knock it off! We have to start the show. L&D: Yessir. (eyes go to ground as they shuffle away) Sora: Geez, you alright Boss?(rubs temples) Just a little tense right now. Sometimes this stuff is too much for me. Sora: Aw, it's not that b-- Ienzo: Hey, so, don't get mad, but I accidentley locked Luxord in a beer barrell! Luxord: Lemme out of here, you stupid bashturd! (slurps) Mmm, uh, actually, just keep me in here for five more minutes. (facepalm)Sora: Oh, I see. Well, I got an idea: how about I hold down the fort for this episode?You really think you can do that?Sora: Forsho! I'm the main character, after all! I've got balls! Riku: (from far away) Balls. Well, uh, I don't know... Sora: Here, Boss, just take this and have some fun, alright? (holds up rolled up paper) What's that? Sora: Oh, it's just a nude pic of Eriza Hawkeye... GIMME DAT SHIT! :D Sora: Well, go get it, boy! (throws pic out of studio door)Come back here! (runs out of studio) Sora: Alright, Ventus, you can start now. Ventus: Well, that took awhile. Sora: It always does. Ventus: Right. Anyways, let's get to our first question-- (pause) You've been hittin' the PEWTF recently. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firaga 5,947 Posted April 27, 2013 You've been hittin' the PEWTF recently. I'm been hitting what? :huh: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted April 27, 2013 I'm been hitting what? :huh: PurpleEyesWTF Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firaga 5,947 Posted April 27, 2013 PurpleEyesWTF Oh right. Well, I AM starting to get into One Piece, after all. lol 1 Ultimus Grid reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reyn 1,755 Posted April 27, 2013 Oh right. Well, I AM starting to get into One Piece, after all. lol YAY FOR NONE PIECE REFERENCES. We DON'T NEED NO WATER LET THE MOTHERF***ERS BURN. I love that line. 3 Ultimus Grid, Firaga and Kaneki Ken reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firaga 5,947 Posted April 27, 2013 (edited) _EPISODE 3_ : THE EBONICS DUB Kairi: Hi! Kairi here biaaatch! Heh, how tha firetruck y'all bustin, biatch? Ha-ha! Our thugged-out asses have speed hommie biaaatch! Our thugged-out asses have clearizzle biaaatch! Our thugged-out asses is here up in tha studio! Yo ass betta hear tha echo, biatch? Thatz tha toilet....I'll be up in there later.....we have thangs, from you, nahmean biiiatch, biatch? (points at screen) Which I bea answer, right now! But before...I do....heh, I be bout ta, uh, go on record by sayin dat we is slowly gettin too controversial fo' tha internet....Normura.....hez so f**kin pissed n' aint a thugged-out damn thang dat yo' ass can do. Now I bet yo ass is wondering, WHO deems our asses too controversial fo' tha internet, biatch? Dum diddy-dum, here I come biaaatch! Who tha firetruck would do such a thang, biatch? Da list is long n' disguished......yo ass is probably thinkin' bout pimps like..... Maleficent, Xehanort....maybe even Da Biatch Of Hearts or Ursula.....but no.....(sighs).....Aladdin. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Mother....f**king.....Aladdin. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. From NOWHERESVILLE! (throws handz up) (Cast laughs) Kairi: Seriously, wherez he from, biatch? What part of India is Agrabah at? Ansem Da Wise: Uh, it remains ta be seen. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. In fact, it appears dat schmoooove muthafiretrucka has moved ta Philadephia Kairi: Oh, n' he be straight not even up in Agrabah no mo'! ...heh, kidding....we, uh, don't straight-up live up in tha "worlds", no....but anyways, itz gone rotten.....uh, long rap short, Aladdin has become tha freshly smoked up head-honcho....internet.... extravaganza....hez gots all tha bells n' whistles....hez gots a lanyard wit dis grill painted on dat shit...that make his ass blingin....and da perved-out muthafiretrucka says we too controversial, n' we not even worthy of bein on tha KH13 crib. But you know what, he be straight right son! Our thugged-out asses need ta be locked down n' tucked away cuz (in weird voice, as tha pimpin' muthafiretrucka throws her handz up) itz crazy dawwwwg! ... yo. How tha firetruck wild-ass is it, biatch? We're bout ta smoke up... (Cast murmurs a lil, some chuckling) Kairi: Question number one, fr--uh, hmm, therez two here, so thangs one and two....from Keysofblades...."What exactly happened durin Chain of Memories, biatch? Yo ass went from just livin on a island ta straight-up goin ta school. Why?" This is simple ta answer, actually....first thang, i was HOME...where I was supposed ta be, n' TWO I had ta git all up in school cuz I couldn't spend all mah time on tha play island waitin' on mah two boy-toys... Sora: Wait, what? Kairi: I be just clownin... Sora: Oh, aiiight. Riku: Well, I certainly take offense ta dat shit. Kairi: I know you do, Riku....(whispers) I know you do... ....moonin over me, what tha firetruck be I, a thugged-out damn doll?! Riku: Yo, I didn't say that. Kairi: (grumbles) Well, anyways, thatz all I can say: I had a game ta live, didn't I, biatch? Besides, I forgot all bout Sora n' Riku durin dat time period so I was convinced dat I could gotz a aiiight game....not dat I do now, nahmeean?...I mean, shit, dis Keyblade shiznit is fun! Mickey Mouse: Whattaya rappin'' about?! Yo ass aint done jacksquat yet! Kairi: I WILL once we git tha next game out...people whoz ass beat DDD, you know what tha firetruck I be talkin' about....yeah, itz MY turn ta shine biaaatch! (raise arm) Sora: Yeah! Kairi: Ha-ha....well, uh, letz continue shall we....Bladess next question is...."So.....Sora or Riku, biatch? Which would you date?" Hmm....I be thinkin its already established dat I be wit Sora... Sora: Aw, yeah. Kairi: (giggles) (blows kiss) And, I be thinkin its also established dat tha other chizzle would be....ugh....no, just forget that. Riku: Yo, Kaiku could go places. I be just Saiyan. Kairi: Uh, no it wouldn't. RIku: Why not? Sora: Cuz yo ass be a thugged-out douchebag ta her muthafiretruckin ass. Riku: What, biatch? I be not! Kairi: Dude, you insulted mah crazy ass last episode a funky-ass bunch of times muthafiretrucka! Meanwhile, dope lil Sora over here don't give me shiznit son! Dude straight straight-up a pleasure ta be around. Sora: Well, give props ta yo kindly. Kairi: No problem....(winks)....Yo ass know what, I be surprised you aint beat tha shiznit outta Riku yet. (puts handz on hips) Sora: I be almost there, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. Luckily fo' you (turns ta Riku) we buddies, so you git special priveledges, know what tha firetruck I be sayin'? Riku: Yo ass know I could kick yo' ass, right, biatch? Real talk? Sora: Dude, tha only thang you could beat me up in was up in race. If you aint noticed, I be OP up tha ass, now, nahmeean? Riku: What? Sora: Letz count tha ways: Abilities, Drive Forms, Dream Eaters, Summons, Magic, Mah Two Homeboys Dizzle n' Goofy.,,,yeah, I gots you beat, man. Riku: Yo, I can do a shitload of dat shit, too, ya know. Sora: But not as phat as (sing-cold lil' woo wop voice) me.....thankin bout yo' screen time n' playabiltiy is small as hell compared ta mine. Riku (stutters) Kairi: Those aren't tha only thangs you have dat you have thatz bigger than Riku's... (Cast "ooohhh", Sora chuckles) Kairi: He-he-he.... Riku: -___- Kairi: Okay, letz move on before Riku blows a gasket....and you know da thug will....Question three (holdz up three fingers, shufflez all up in papers) from Xamtweth-reconnected....oh mah God, I gots a straight-up boner fo' yo' avatar .... It'd be cuter if It was Sora up in there though cause I gots dem finger-lickin' chickens wit tha siz-auce. Just Saiyan. Anyways, da thug writes, "Kairi, Now dat you have tha keyblade, is you gonna be hustlin wit Lea, biatch? Dude be a newbie like yo thugged-out ass." Huh. Interestin thought. I, uh, guess so, biatch? It would make sense. Maybe since Ol' Silver be a Keyblade Master, he'll be our mackdaddy. Lea: Probably. Kairi: Yeah....hey, wait a minute, how tha firetruck come yo' Lea again, biatch? Aren't you supposed ta be Axel? Lea: Nope itz Lea. Kairi: (pauses) Lea: Uh.... Kairi: I be waiting. Lea: Oh, right, uh...(clears throat) Got it memorized?! Kairi: As a matter of fact I do. (laughs) But what tha firetruck I aint gots memorized is how tha firetruck tha flip you gots yo' ass back again n' again n' again after, apparently, you n' all tha other Organization thugz we present fo' tha last two episodes as yo' No Muthafiretrucka forms... Lea: I blame tha script writer. Kairi: Me like a muthafiretrucka. ....... Eh, I did kinda mess up, so I be bout ta let it slide.... Kairi: Anyways, now dat you be thinkin bout it, dat soundz pretty interesting....I mean, be thinkin bout it: My firetruckin manz gonna be gone fo' a lil while, at least all up in tha beginnin of tha story...so, it'll be up ta me, Lea, n' RIku ta keep tha rap going...so.... Lea: Uh-huh.... Kairi: What if....the three of us.... Lea: I wanna bust a nut on where dis is going.... Kairi: Were all playable charactas all up in tha start! Lea: 0-0....thatz smart-ass ! But, uh, how tha firetruck would it work? Riku: Yeah, how tha firetruck would it work, Fem-mura? Kairi: Uh...I be bout ta ignore dat last comment....and anyways, I be thinkin it'd be kinda def ta have our asses all up in one jam (makes weavin motions wit hands)....and be able ta switch up between each Keyblader at will! Like Marvel Ulitmate Alliance! Lea: Oh, cool! I wanna bust a nut on dem games! Riku: Weren't you up in them? Lea: Nah, yo ass is thankin bout Quinton Flynn. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Straight-Up different guy. Our thugged-out asses kinda sound tha same, though. Riku: Ah. Kairi: Anyways, thatz just mah two cents 'bout dat shit....so, yeah, that'd be kind of sick fo' realz. After all, uh....(cough) My firetruckin relationshizzle wit Lea is kinda...rocky... Lea: Oh, yeah, cuz I kidnapped you and... Kairi: Yeah, it was kinda weird....but from here on out, itz all gin n juice under tha bridge....pretty soon, we'll be dopest buddies n' we be partyin' togetha like its tha night afta Mackdaddydom Hearts: Dream Drop Distancez US Lauch! Yo ass know what tha firetruck thatz like, Ansem, you was there. Ansem: Indeed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafiretrucka! Also, if I may, I wanna rap dat Aladdin is tha "Straight-Up Legit Manager Of Web Content." Kairi: I have just been informed of Aladdinz freshly smoked up title....apparently he is "Da Biggest Shiznithead On Da Face Of Da Hood Havin To Do With Da Internet". Thatz it right, biatch? Yeah? Ansem: Um. no, it is "Straight-Up Legit Manager Of Web Content". Kairi: Okay, then...."Straight-Up Legit Manager Of Web Content"....so he gets ta decizzle whatz def n' whatz not cool. -__- ... KH13.com....your fate of style, trends, n' coolness....lies on tha unbelievably suave shoulders.........of Aladdin..... (covers grill wit hand) ... I just threw up in mah grill a lil bit.....Gambler'sApprentice wants ta know..."So Kairi, is you goin ta be tha domez of tha Kairi, Sora, Riku trio since yo ass is tha only one ta have regular schooling, n' if so what tha firetruck would you be bustin exactly?" Um, well I be sorry as a muthafiretrucka ta say dat thankin bout there be a HUGE difference up in rockin knowledge up in school n' rockin knowledge up in Mackdaddydom Hearts...i.e....and I mean....a big-ass ass difference! (Kairi n' Cast laugh) Kairi: I mean, I don't give a firetruck how tha firetruck you play Mackdaddydom Hearts, Apprentice yo, but, I fo' one, have never even thought of, like, fightin tha Heartless wit tha mighty juice of SOCIAL STUDIES on mah side....is dat what tha firetruck you mean? Sora: Well, uh, I be thinkin dat most of dat shiznit can apply up in some thangs... Kairi: Like how? Sora: For example....uh....hmm...actually dis is pretty tough... Kairi: If you can't give me a answer, then why even respond?! Sora: Just tryin' ta help... Kairi: Aw...I be sorry....just can't be thinkin straight.....Apprentice yo ass is gettin' mah goat, I can tell ya that, heh....Ansem, yo ass is smart-ass fo' realz. Anythang ta add? Ansem Da Wise: In a manner of bustin lyrics, you might be able ta grasp certain conceptz of combat up in mo' strategic ways than what tha firetruck Sora or Riku may formulate....for example....I would assume given yo' age, you would have attended a high level algebra class.... Kairi: Oh, yeah. I had AP every last muthafiretruckin thang. (laughs) AnsemL Well, given dat notion, it could be holla'd dat yo' aptitude gives you tha mobilitizzle ta map up different routes or paths fo' you n' tha others ta follow....or configure tha trajectory of different attacks dat require long-distizzle range fo' realz. Also, you may show tha mobilitizzle ta use any schoolin you have up in tha subject of Gangsta ta help solve any puzzlez you may encounter across tha nuff ghettos yo big-ass booty is ghon visit. Kairi: Huh.....uh, yeah, what tha firetruck da perved-out muthafiretrucka holla'd. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafiretrucka! I hope dat lyrics yo' question....anyways, now our crazy asses have question five....last one, pimps n' gals...from XIIISwords....your pic is pretty .... da perved-out muthafiretrucka says, "Kairi, would you rather share a paupu fruit wit Dizzle or Goofy?" 0-0. Dizzle n' Goofy: Kairi: (blushes) Uh...heh, Oh mah Dogg....uh, dis be a tough call.....uh, S-Sora, you know these pimps tha best, whoz ass would chizzle? Sora: I don't give a firetruck, uh.....you know what, I'd go wit Goofy. Goofy: Yahoo! Dizzle: Wak?! Sora, you asshole! Sora: Yo, dude, yo ass is tha one wit tha anger problem. Maybe if you chilled up once up in a while - Dizzle: I DO NOT HAVE AN ANGER PROBLEM!!! (untelligible Dizzle steez yellin / gibberish) Sora: 0-0....Mick? Mickey: I gots this....(hits Dizzle over tha head wit Mackdaddydom Key D) Donald, control yo ass, man. Dizzle: (rubbin his head) Yeah, yeah.....(grumbles) Kairi....(mumbles).....red-haired supa-ho.... Kairi: .....Oh, um, I be sorry as a muthafiretrucka what, biatch? What'd you just say? Sora: Yeah, what did you say, Donald, biatch? (cracks knuckles) Care ta repeat? Dizzle: Uh..... tch, nothing..... Sora n' Kairi: Thought so. Kairi: Well, anyways, I would shizzle as a muthafiretrucka go wit Goofy....he be a shitload sickr, n' surprisingly enough smarter. Goofy: Gee, you straight-up be thinkin so? Kairi: Yeah. Course fo' realz. After all, if Sora n' Feather But over here (points at Sora n' Donald) listened ta you mo' often....you'd be a shitload mo' betta off. (laugh) I mean, weren't you tha only one outta you n' Dizzle ta straight-up care dat Pluto picked up Soraz scent up in KH1? Goofy: Uh, yeah.....Dizzle just called mah crazy ass a funky-ass big-ass palooka.... Dizzle: Well, itz hard ta trust yo' opinion when yo ass be a klutz n' a moron! Goofy: Well, looks whoz rappin', Mista Muthafiretruckin fo' realz. Anger Management. Dizzle: I DON"T HAVE ANGER PROBLEMS!!! (jumps at Goofy) (They break tha firetruck into brawl....sound of Goofyz nozzle bein broken.....sound of Dizzlez ribs bein broken) Kairi: Oh mah Dogg hommie biaaatch! Quit them! Riku: Yeah, Dizzle, kick his thugged-out ass! Kairi: Riku, yo ass is not helping! Riku: Never holla'd I was! (SMACK!) Riku: Ooh....thatz gonna leave a mark. Sora: Okay, enough of this...(whips up Mackdaddydom Key) STOP! (uses Quit spell) (Dizzle n' Goofy stop up in place.....Dizzle is on top of Goofy, handz round his neck....Goofy is on tha ground, tonge extended outta grill like Bart Simpson) Sora: I be bout ta go take care of these two...(drags outta studio) Kairi: Well.....another hectic episode of 5 Thangs With Da Mackdaddydom Hearts Cast....remember ta bust up in mo' thangs fo' mo' episodes....oh, n' just a lil note....if you wanna bust up in thangs, you don't gotta limit yo ass ta KH13.com....because as it turns out.....there be a funky-ass book....that gotz nuff our faces.....that yo' is able ta post shiznit on! Thatz right, our crazy asses have come ta terms wit Normura n' have decided ta set up tha straight-up legit KH Facebizzle page biaaatch! Yo ass can find it at-- Ansem Da Wise: Sorry ta interrupt yo, but as it turns out, Tetsuya Normura cancelled that. Kairi: Wait, what, biatch? WHAT?! Dude holla'd at mah crazy ass specifically ta plug this muthafiretrucka! Goddamn it son! (throws papers on tha ground)... What tha firetruck iz yo' problem, Normura?! (looks ta side of tha screen) Normura: 0-0.... Kairi: Yo ass be a gangbangin' fountain of misinformation.....and a cold-ass lil communist!! (pauses, looks back ta camera wit weird face) Communist....(laughs) Well, I guess no Facebizzle then...just straight-up blew mah big-ass finish...you-you sunk mah battleship. What can I say, biatch? (laughs) Well, then all I can say now is this: keep sendin' up in dem thangs, we'll keep answerin 'em, n' keep gettin FLAMED by motherf**kin Aladdin....for just bein too nasty. (brushes shoulder, flips up collar) Brush dat dirt off ya shoulder, we still cripsy. (begins ta strutt off set yo, but turns back n' points at screen) Make shizzle ta loot KH1.5 Remix. (walks off fo' real) Edited April 28, 2013 by Firaga96 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kaneki Ken 1,516 Posted May 2, 2013 OMG, never thought I would see Kairi talking gansta.... 2 Ultimus Grid and Firaga reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted May 3, 2013 OMG, never thought I would see Kairi talking gansta....Ganxta rap, no less. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firaga 5,947 Posted May 4, 2013 YAY FOR NONE PIECE REFERENCES. We DON'T NEED NO WATER LET THE MOTHERF***ERS BURN. I love that line. I can't believe I put fire instead of water the first time around... I'm losing it. lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted May 4, 2013 I can't believe I put fire instead of water the first time around... I'm losing it. lol Lol. Anyway... NEW EPISODE LIKE 3 YEARS AGO TIME OR I WILL FIRETRUCK YOU UP AND LEKIDDING Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firaga 5,947 Posted May 4, 2013 Lol. Anyway... NEW EPISODE LIKE 3 YEARS AGO TIME OR I WILL FIRETRUCK YOU UP AND LEKIDDING ... I'm not sure how to respond to that... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted May 4, 2013 ... I'm not sure how to respond to that... DO WHAT YOU MUST TO BE WHAT YOU CAN! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firaga 5,947 Posted May 4, 2013 DO WHAT YOU MUST TO BE WHAT YOU CAN! Ok. :mellow: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firaga 5,947 Posted May 4, 2013 Ok. :mellow: Dat Blue Exorcist. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ultimus Grid 546 Posted May 4, 2013 Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firaga 5,947 Posted May 4, 2013 Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay? I don't f**king know what's going on either. I'm just trying to have a conversation, here. This is MY thread, after all. Oblivion-chan, you know what I mean. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
