5 Questions With The Kingdom Hearts Cast

[Firaga 5,947]

Xemnas

 

Been done before. Along with the rest of the Norts.

[KHLegendIII 709]

Do one on Ventus.

[Firaga 5,947]

Hi, guys, wassup?

 

I know I'm taking my time with finishing up the Even episode. I've been dropping the ball a lot latley, as well as acutally being busy with other things, so for that I apologize. Now, I don't have the other half of the episode done YET... BUT... I managed to whip a little something up for you guys in the meanwhile. Check it:

 

X*X*X*X*X

 

_EPISODE 1_ : THE EBONICS DUB

 

Setting: A big-ass Mackdaddydom Hearts logo wit a keyblade spinnin round up in tha middle fo' realz. An intro wit tha title shows up on tha screen...transitionin ta a funky-ass backdrop of tha same logo, wit Sora, standin up in place.

 

Sora: Holy smokes, baloney, fudge n' mustard, stop tha presses n' stop tha internet!! If yo ass be a gangmember of KH13, n' is loadin dis up yo' internizzle machine....yo ass is here. Now, stand, tha F**K UP!!

 

(No one standz up. Not even tha cast thugz off screen watching)

 

Sora: -__-....Well, anyways....welcome ta 5 Thangs With Da Mackdaddydom Hearts Cast....where da most thugged-out blingin thangs on tha grill of dis hood is answered....these, mah playaz (holdz up paper) is tha thangs fo' realz. And we (spreadz arms out) We...have tha lyrics....the lyrics ta existizzle biaaatch! (raises fist)

 

Riku: (Off-stage): By God, yo ass be a ham.

 

Sora: (looks ta Riku): By God, yo ass be a homo.

 

(off-screen cast "OOOOHHHH"s up in unison.)

 

Riku: -__-....just start tha f*kin show.

 

Sora: Allrighty then! Question one biaaatch! This is fo' Nweintraub....how you pronounce dat I may never know....uh....hez gots three thangs here, so I guess I be bout ta give you three lyrics. But you know what, biatch? Therez only two other playas wit they own respectizzle thangs, so TECHNICALLY....this aint cheatin' tha system.

 

Kairi: (off-screen) What system?

 

Sora: Da system of dis damn show! Which I made up in mah head (points at head) about....10 secondz ago...before I started dat sentence.

 

Kairi: (off-screen) 0-0. Well, some muthafiretruckaz a lil' bit hyper todizzle...

 

Sora: It aint nuthin but not bein hyper, itz bein CHARISMATIC! Riku, you wouldn't know anythang bout that.

 

Riku: (off-screen): F**k yo thugged-out ass.

 

Sora:  Ha-ha....anyways, Nweintraub wants ta know...."What do you like ta do up in yo' spare time, biatch? What is yo' straight-up school subjects, biatch? Yo ass betta compare yo ass ta Naruto Uzumaki?" Heh....what do I gotta do up in mah spare time, biatch? Well, If can't tell already, I be hella, hella, VERY, charismatic, so naturally, I be a lil' bit of a hood butterfly....I be always up fo' a git together wit playas....sometimes tha cast, sometimes playas you couldn't even imagine....like a cold-ass lil certain bald-headed badass whoz ass likes ta drank brew....THAT'S RIGHT! (points ta camera, then at chest) I"M HOMIES WITH STONE COLD! .... If you jelly up in dis place, gimme a hell yeah!!! (puts a hand ta ear)

 

(no one gives his ass a "Hell yeah")

 

Roxas: (off screen): Wrestlingz fake.

 

(Everyone laughs)

 

Sora: -___-.....(sarcastically laughs) you piece of shit.  Well, continuin tha subject....I also be known ta throw parties....a shitload of parties. Put ya muthafiretruckin choppers up if ya feel dis! I mean, shit, ask mah playas up in dis room bout it, n' they will give you a rap that'll knock yo' socks off!  However....uh, we can't say anythang bout it on tha air....because, uh, Normuraz already pissed bout what tha firetruck I've holla'd so far, n' I wouldn't wanna cross dat line (looks off-camera at Normura, whoz ass is glaring) Heh-heh. you da man, Normura! (laughs nervously) ...Well, dat bout wraps up dat question....anyways, tha next one....um, school subjects...heh, thatz a weird question ta ask thankin bout we a funky-ass bunch of JRPG characters....I mean, technically, I've missed like....(counts on fingers, then throws handz up) like frickin YEARS....literally years, mind you, of schoolwork. I mean, even up in real game, I aint too constipated (small chuckle) Like, one of my worst subjects would be Math, cuz....shit, I can't survive tha endless formulas n' conversions n' fractions n' all this...ugh, guys, guys, gimme a math problem, suttin' simple.

 

Donald: (off-screen) Square root of 9?

 

Sora: Da square root of 9, biatch? Nothing, Blank fo' realz. Anythang else, like...

 

Axel (off-screen): Whatz tha Pythagorium Theorem?

 

Sora: Da Pythagorium Theroem, biatch? I-I can't even try to grasp it.......I be hopeless I tell ya! ... Therez only two thangs (raise two fingers) I be bustin aiiiight wit up in high school right now n' they is mah two electives....one is French Culture On Film....and tha second is Bowling.

 

(Cast bursts up in laughter)

 

Sora: And now mah playas is bustin up at me biaaatch! But hey, uh, at least its something, ya know....I mean, tha French shiznit is straight-up kinda cool...and, uh, I be actual a pimpin' phat bowler...with tha ol' follow thru (makes bowlin motion). Okay, last question: Can I compare mah dirty ass ta Naruto Uzumaki, biatch? Yes yes y'all. Why, biatch? Several reasons: One, we both have have goofy yet lovable personalities . Two: At tha moment, we both can't seem ta git a thugged-out date....AT ALL...(looks ta Kairi)

 

Kairi: (off-screen) What'd I do?

 

Sora: Don't play dumb....you could at least humor me a lil bit son! I mean, crap, we can't even git anythang done up in tha games....like--No-Nomura, tell me, is dis (points ta Kairi n' then his dirty ass) gonna be a thang, biatch? Is it?

 

Normura (off-screen): Uh....So sorry. Don't drop a rhyme Gangsta.

 

Sora: -___- Yo ass know what, never mind. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafiretrucka! Seriously though, Kai, whens tha last time we went out, biatch? Just you n' me?

 

Kairi: (off-screen) A while.

 

Sora: Damn right a while. Look, herez what tha firetruck we gonna do, right afta dis taping, letz just...jet, just git outta here. Our thugged-out asses bout ta hit up someplace sick yo. Howz dat sound?

 

Kairi (off-screen): Soundz phat ta mah dirty ass.

 

Sora: Okay, then--

 

Kairi (off-screen) But yo ass is payin fo' dat shit.

 

Sora: 0-0...(sigh) another reason I be like Naruto Uzumaki....because when I DO git a thugged-out date, I gotta pay...for every last muthafiretruckin thang....

 

Sora: Very....but....(sigh) yo ass is dirty yo ass is so dope, or else, I'd hold it against yo thugged-out ass.

 

Kairi (off-screen) Aw...

 

Riku: (off-screen) Blarg....

 

Sora: Shut up!  Yo ass know what, dat brangs me ta tha last similaritizzle right there, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. Da one other reason I be like Naruto....is cuz I gotta deal wit a emo douchebag like dis motherf*ker right here! (Points at Riku)

 

Riku (Off-screen): Hatas gonna hate.

 

Sora: (sighs) letz move on before I pop a funky-ass blood vessel, shall we (Clears throat, shufflez all up in paper) Question number 4! Remember, dat last letter counted as tha straight-up original gangsta three....anyways.....from Gamblerz Apprentice....."do you still be thinkin it was a phat scam ta bust a cap up in tha Nobodies now dat you know they had hearts?" Yes, I do, cuz technologically I can git away wit dat shit. Why, biatch? Because itz only tha ones apart of tha main cast dat count....(holdz handz up) Now, I know dat soundz Heartless....

 

(rimshot)

 

(Cast laughs a lil)

 

Sora: Heh yo, but be thinkin bout dis fo' a second: When it comes down do it, I can't be thinkin' bout every last muthafiretruckin Average Joe or Simple Susan dat gets whacked, all right, biatch? Sure, it might make me feel guilty a lil....like, uh, when I had tha whole moment wit Xemnas up in KH2 n' all dat shit. Dope work by tha way, dat was tight. (gives thumbs up ta Xemnas)

 

Xemnas (off-screen): Yo ass is welcome.

 

Sora: But, yeah, as a whole....heh, itz tha main cast dat mattas da most thugged-out. If I had ta worry bout MORE than that...I'd just....drive mah dirty ass tha firetruck into insanity.....you know how tha firetruck much wack shizzle I've pulled before....can you imagine me bustin mo' of it, biatch? I can't son! I refuse, even! Besides, less No Muthafiretrucka bashing, less game-play fo' you (points at camera) think bout that......okay, our crazy asses have one question ta go, and--wait a minute (looks backstage) Yo Phil, we only gots four thangs here!

 

Phil: (off-screen) Oh, sorry, Sora, we miscounted.

 

Sora: Right.....imagine that: Phil suckin at math mo' than I do.

 

(Cast giggles)

 

Sora: Well, what tha firetruck else is we gonna do?

 

Phil (off-screen): Well, we managed ta shuffle up some thangs fo' tha other hoes.

 

Sora: Well, brang one up. Might as well. I be shizzle one of mah thugs here is willin ta git up in front of tha camera....

 

(Cast: )

 

(Phil handz Sora another piece of paper, only his stubby horns is peeped on screen)

 

Sora: Okay then....letz see.....0-0....(burst up laughing) Oh Dogg....SOD....SOD, git up here, man.....

 

SOD (Seeker of Darkness) (off-screen): Oh, I can already tell dis aint goin ta be good....ah, screw dat shit. I be bustin this. (gets up, headz ta Sora)

 

(Cast is slightly gigglin ta theyselves)

 

(Ansem be at Soraz left)

 

Sora: (still laughing) Here, man. (handz paper ta Ansem) I gotta-ha-I gotta step out, I can't breath....HA, HA, HA....(steps off camera)

 

Ansem: (lookin ta camera) Well, then......this from Oniaku fo'sho. Da question is: "Do you have a obsession wit Riku, biatch? Like a horny-ass obsession, biatch? Because you seem ta wanna "get inside him" like all muthafiretruckin day. It make me wanna hollar playa! " 0-0.

 

(Cast bursts up laughing, even Riku)

 

Ansem (laughs along): Okay, look, look.....(holdz handz up) I've been gettin' dis since 2002, so I be bout ta rap  what tha firetruck I tell everybody: (gettin serious) no. I aint gay, n' I aint a cold-ass lil lil pimp molestor: IT WAS AN ACT. I had ta do what tha firetruck I had ta do. Besides.....him, biatch? F**k that.

 

Riku (off-screen): What tha hell, biatch? I be tha sexiset dude up in dis room!

 

Sora: (back on camera) 'Till now, nahmeean? (smilez at camera)

 

Kairi (off-screen): I second that. 

 

Riku (off-sceen): Oh, you would! (crosses arms, grumblin ta his dirty ass)

 

Sora: Alright, Ansem, I be bout ta take it from here.

 

Ansem: Okay then (begins ta strutt off) Wait, wait, I gotta so suttin' first....(clears throat) DARKNESS! (walks off, giggling)

 

(Cast is once again n' again n' again up in stitches)

 

Sora: (silently laughing, handz on hips) Whew....well, there you have dat shit. Da first episode of 5 thangs is done. Make shizzle ta bust up in thangs fo' tha next episode...thatz dat shit. Until next week... I BE GONE!, N' I STILL DON'T GIVE A firetruck 'BOUT YOU, NAHMEAN, BIIACTCH?! (points both fingers at Riku)

 

Riku: -__- (gets up)

 

Sora: (flips off Riku, bolts)

 

(fade out)

 

X*X*X*X*X

 

Now, wasn't that fun? I hope you liked it, and if you want, you can see more of that little diddy in the future.

Alright, I'm off to finish Episode 14. Until then: EREBODY DO THE FLOP!

 

(CRASH!)

 

The hell was that?! D:

 

Lea: Aeleus crashed through the second floor again. -_- You really shouldn't sing that song when he's around. He's too big for his own good.

 

My bad.

Edited April 24, 2013 by Firaga96

[Reyn 1,755]

 

Hi, guys, wassup?

 

I know I'm taking my time with finishing up the Even episode. I've been dropping the ball a lot latley, as well as acutally being busy with other things, so for that I apologize. Now, I don't have the other half of the episode done YET... BUT... I managed to whip a little something up for you guys in the meanwhile. Check it:

 

X*X*X*X*X

 

_EPISODE 1_ : THE EBONICS DUB

 

Setting: A big-ass Mackdaddydom Hearts logo wit a keyblade spinnin round up in tha middle fo' realz. An intro wit tha title shows up on tha screen...transitionin ta a funky-ass backdrop of tha same logo, wit Sora, standin up in place.

 

Sora: Holy smokes, baloney, fudge n' mustard, stop tha presses n' stop tha internet!! If yo ass be a gangmember of KH13, n' is loadin dis up yo' internizzle machine....yo ass is here. Now, stand, tha F**K UP!!

 

(No one standz up. Not even tha cast thugz off screen watching)

 

Sora: -__-....Well, anyways....welcome ta 5 Thangs With Da Mackdaddydom Hearts Cast....where da most thugged-out blingin thangs on tha grill of dis hood is answered....these, mah playaz (holdz up paper) is tha thangs fo' realz. And we (spreadz arms out) We...have tha lyrics....the lyrics ta existizzle biaaatch! (raises fist)

 

Riku: (Off-stage): By God, yo ass be a ham.

 

Sora: (looks ta Riku): By God, yo ass be a homo.

 

(off-screen cast "OOOOHHHH"s up in unison.)

 

Riku: -__-....just start tha f*kin show.

 

Sora: Allrighty then! Question one biaaatch! This is fo' Nweintraub....how you pronounce dat I may never know....uh....hez gots three thangs here, so I guess I be bout ta give you three lyrics. But you know what, biatch? Therez only two other playas wit they own respectizzle thangs, so TECHNICALLY....this aint cheatin' tha system.

 

Kairi: (off-screen) What system?

 

Sora: Da system of dis damn show! Which I made up in mah head (points at head) about....10 secondz ago...before I started dat sentence.

 

Kairi: (off-screen) 0-0. Well, some muthafiretruckaz a lil' bit hyper todizzle...

 

Sora: It aint nuthin but not bein hyper, itz bein CHARISMATIC! Riku, you wouldn't know anythang bout that.

 

Riku: (off-screen): F**k yo thugged-out ass.

 

Sora:  Ha-ha....anyways, Nweintraub wants ta know...."What do you like ta do up in yo' spare time, biatch? What is yo' straight-up school subjects, biatch? Yo ass betta compare yo ass ta Naruto Uzumaki?" Heh....what do I gotta do up in mah spare time, biatch? Well, If can't tell already, I be hella, hella, VERY, charismatic, so naturally, I be a lil' bit of a hood butterfly....I be always up fo' a git together wit playas....sometimes tha cast, sometimes playas you couldn't even imagine....like a cold-ass lil certain bald-headed badass whoz ass likes ta drank brew....THAT'S RIGHT! (points ta camera, then at chest) I"M HOMIES WITH STONE COLD! .... If you jelly up in dis place, gimme a hell yeah!!! (puts a hand ta ear)

 

(no one gives his ass a "Hell yeah")

 

Roxas: (off screen): Wrestlingz fake.

 

(Everyone laughs)

 

Sora: -___-.....(sarcastically laughs) you piece of shit.  Well, continuin tha subject....I also be known ta throw parties....a shitload of parties. Put ya muthafiretruckin choppers up if ya feel dis! I mean, shit, ask mah playas up in dis room bout it, n' they will give you a rap that'll knock yo' socks off!  However....uh, we can't say anythang bout it on tha air....because, uh, Normuraz already pissed bout what tha firetruck I've holla'd so far, n' I wouldn't wanna cross dat line (looks off-camera at Normura, whoz ass is glaring) Heh-heh. you da man, Normura! (laughs nervously) ...Well, dat bout wraps up dat question....anyways, tha next one....um, school subjects...heh, thatz a weird question ta ask thankin bout we a funky-ass bunch of JRPG characters....I mean, technically, I've missed like....(counts on fingers, then throws handz up) like frickin YEARS....literally years, mind you, of schoolwork. I mean, even up in real game, I aint too constipated (small chuckle) Like, one of my worst subjects would be Math, cuz....shit, I can't survive tha endless formulas n' conversions n' fractions n' all this...ugh, guys, guys, gimme a math problem, suttin' simple.

 

Donald: (off-screen) Square root of 9?

 

Sora: Da square root of 9, biatch? Nothing, Blank fo' realz. Anythang else, like...

 

Axel (off-screen): Whatz tha Pythagorium Theorem?

 

Sora: Da Pythagorium Theroem, biatch? I-I can't even try to grasp it.......I be hopeless I tell ya! ... Therez only two thangs (raise two fingers) I be bustin aiiiight wit up in high school right now n' they is mah two electives....one is French Culture On Film....and tha second is Bowling.

 

(Cast bursts up in laughter)

 

Sora: And now mah playas is bustin up at me biaaatch! But hey, uh, at least its something, ya know....I mean, tha French shiznit is straight-up kinda cool...and, uh, I be actual a pimpin' phat bowler...with tha ol' follow thru (makes bowlin motion). Okay, last question: Can I compare mah dirty ass ta Naruto Uzumaki, biatch? Yes yes y'all. Why, biatch? Several reasons: One, we both have have goofy yet lovable personalities . Two: At tha moment, we both can't seem ta git a thugged-out date....AT ALL...(looks ta Kairi)

 

Kairi: (off-screen) What'd I do?

 

Sora: Don't play dumb....you could at least humor me a lil bit son! I mean, crap, we can't even git anythang done up in tha games....like--No-Nomura, tell me, is dis (points ta Kairi n' then his dirty ass) gonna be a thang, biatch? Is it?

 

Normura (off-screen): Uh....So sorry. Don't drop a rhyme Gangsta.

 

Sora: -___- Yo ass know what, never mind. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafiretrucka! Seriously though, Kai, whens tha last time we went out, biatch? Just you n' me?

 

Kairi: (off-screen) A while.

 

Sora: Damn right a while. Look, herez what tha firetruck we gonna do, right afta dis taping, letz just...jet, just git outta here. Our thugged-out asses bout ta hit up someplace sick yo. Howz dat sound?

 

Kairi (off-screen): Soundz phat ta mah dirty ass.

 

Sora: Okay, then--

 

Kairi (off-screen) But yo ass is payin fo' dat shit.

 

Sora: 0-0...(sigh) another reason I be like Naruto Uzumaki....because when I DO git a thugged-out date, I gotta pay...for every last muthafiretruckin thang....

 

Sora: Very....but....(sigh) yo ass is dirty yo ass is so dope, or else, I'd hold it against yo thugged-out ass.

 

Kairi (off-screen) Aw...

 

Riku: (off-screen) Blarg....

 

Sora: Shut up!  Yo ass know what, dat brangs me ta tha last similaritizzle right there, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. Da one other reason I be like Naruto....is cuz I gotta deal wit a emo douchebag like dis motherf*ker right here! (Points at Riku)

 

Riku (Off-screen): Hatas gonna hate.

 

Sora: (sighs) letz move on before I pop a funky-ass blood vessel, shall we (Clears throat, shufflez all up in paper) Question number 4! Remember, dat last letter counted as tha straight-up original gangsta three....anyways.....from Gamblerz Apprentice....."do you still be thinkin it was a phat scam ta bust a cap up in tha Nobodies now dat you know they had hearts?" Yes, I do, cuz technologically I can git away wit dat shit. Why, biatch? Because itz only tha ones apart of tha main cast dat count....(holdz handz up) Now, I know dat soundz Heartless....

 

(rimshot)

 

(Cast laughs a lil)

 

Sora: Heh yo, but be thinkin bout dis fo' a second: When it comes down do it, I can't be thinkin' bout every last muthafiretruckin Average Joe or Simple Susan dat gets whacked, all right, biatch? Sure, it might make me feel guilty a lil....like, uh, when I had tha whole moment wit Xemnas up in KH2 n' all dat shit. Dope work by tha way, dat was tight. (gives thumbs up ta Xemnas)

 

Xemnas (off-screen): Yo ass is welcome.

 

Sora: But, yeah, as a whole....heh, itz tha main cast dat mattas da most thugged-out. If I had ta worry bout MORE than that...I'd just....drive mah dirty ass tha firetruck into insanity.....you know how tha firetruck much wack shizzle I've pulled before....can you imagine me bustin mo' of it, biatch? I can't son! I refuse, even! Besides, less No Muthafiretrucka bashing, less game-play fo' you (points at camera) think bout that......okay, our crazy asses have one question ta go, and--wait a minute (looks backstage) Yo Phil, we only gots four thangs here!

 

Phil: (off-screen) Oh, sorry, Sora, we miscounted.

 

Sora: Right.....imagine that: Phil suckin at math mo' than I do.

 

(Cast giggles)

 

Sora: Well, what tha firetruck else is we gonna do?

 

Phil (off-screen): Well, we managed ta shuffle up some thangs fo' tha other hoes.

 

Sora: Well, brang one up. Might as well. I be shizzle one of mah thugs here is willin ta git up in front of tha camera....

 

(Cast: )

 

(Phil handz Sora another piece of paper, only his stubby horns is peeped on screen)

 

Sora: Okay then....letz see.....0-0....(burst up laughing) Oh Dogg....SOD....SOD, git up here, man.....

 

SOD (Seeker of Darkness) (off-screen): Oh, I can already tell dis aint goin ta be good....ah, screw dat shit. I be bustin this. (gets up, headz ta Sora)

 

(Cast is slightly gigglin ta theyselves)

 

(Ansem be at Soraz left)

 

Sora: (still laughing) Here, man. (handz paper ta Ansem) I gotta-ha-I gotta step out, I can't breath....HA, HA, HA....(steps off camera)

 

Ansem: (lookin ta camera) Well, then......this from Oniaku fo'sho. Da question is: "Do you have a obsession wit Riku, biatch? Like a horny-ass obsession, biatch? Because you seem ta wanna "get inside him" like all muthafiretruckin day. It make me wanna hollar playa! " 0-0.

 

(Cast bursts up laughing, even Riku)

 

Ansem (laughs along): Okay, look, look.....(holdz handz up) I've been gettin' dis since 2002, so I be bout ta rap  what tha firetruck I tell everybody: (gettin serious) no. I aint gay, n' I aint a cold-ass lil lil pimp molestor: IT WAS AN ACT. I had ta do what tha firetruck I had ta do. Besides.....him, biatch? F**k that.

 

Riku (off-screen): What tha hell, biatch? I be tha sexiset dude up in dis room!

 

Sora: (back on camera) 'Till now, nahmeean? (smilez at camera)

 

Kairi (off-screen): I second that. 

 

Riku (off-sceen): Oh, you would! (crosses arms, grumblin ta his dirty ass)

 

Sora: Alright, Ansem, I be bout ta take it from here.

 

Ansem: Okay then (begins ta strutt off) Wait, wait, I gotta so suttin' first....(clears throat) DARKNESS! (walks off, giggling)

 

(Cast is once again n' again n' again up in stitches)

 

Sora: (silently laughing, handz on hips) Whew....well, there you have dat shit. Da first episode of 5 thangs is done. Make shizzle ta bust up in thangs fo' tha next episode...thatz dat shit. Until next week... I BE GONE!, N' I STILL DON'T GIVE A firetruck 'BOUT YOU, NAHMEAN, BIIACTCH?! (points both fingers at Riku)

 

Riku: -__- (gets up)

 

Sora: (flips off Riku, bolts)

 

(fade out)

 

X*X*X*X*X

 

Now, wasn't that fun? I hope you liked it, and if you want, you can see more of that little diddy in the future.

 

Alright, I'm off to finish Episode 14. Until then: EREBODY DO THE FLOP!

 

(CRASH!)

 

The hell was that?! D:

 

Lea: Aeleus crashed through the second floor again. -_- You really should sing that song when he's around. He's too big for his own good.

 

My bad.

Uh, shouldnt Lea say "You SHOULDNT SING THAT SONG" not "You should sing that song"

[Firaga 5,947]

Uh, shouldnt Lea say "You SHOULDNT SING THAT SONG" not "You should sing that song"

 

Nonsense. Lea only has one line in this episode, and that's not it.

Edited April 23, 2013 by Firaga96

[Reyn 1,755]

Nonsense. Lea only has one line in this episode, and that's not it.

Its at the bottom of your post. After that new episode. The one about How Aeleus CRASHED.

[Ultimus Grid 546]

It's amazing how you can't understand that, yet somehow do at the same time.  Major props man. ^_^

[Obi-wan 411]

What the hell?! I'd question your sanity if this wasn't KH13.

[Kaneki Ken 1,516]

What the hell?! I'd question your sanity if this wasn't KH13.

 

 

[Firaga 5,947]

Its at the bottom of your post. After that new episode. The one about How Aeleus CRASHED.

 

 

Oh yeah... right... gotcha. 

 

EDIT: Fixed now.

What the hell?! I'd question your sanity if this wasn't KH13.

THERE IS NO SANITY IN THIS SERIES!  :angry:

Edited April 24, 2013 by Firaga96

[Obi-wan 411]

 

 

[Kaneki Ken 1,516]

 

 

 

This is a random thread, take everything seriously here.

[Obi-wan 411]

This is a random thread, take everything seriously here.

[Firaga 5,947]

(unpause)

Even: ... spiderfreak1011 wants to know: "Even: Why is your voice so jacked up? I mean seriously, you sound so silly and stupid, your voice is even worse than Goofy, and he's a Talking Dog!!!! I was so glad to kick your sorry ass in Re:Com, that its not even funny."

 

(various Cast members lose their shit)

 

Even: How dare you, sir! There is nothing wrong with my voice! And it is much, MUCH, more elegant than that damned ignoramus dog.

 

Goofy: Hey, them's fighting words!

 

Even: Well, do you have the moxy to defend your honor?

 

Goofy: Come at me, BITCH! (grapples Even)

 

Even: Hey, hey, wait a minute, I am not ready!

 

Goofy: Are you ready now? (summons Save The King)

 

Even: (backs away) Hold on, please! (summons Frozen Pride) Okay, NOW, I am ready. (charges at Goofy)

 

Sora: Oh gosh! I don't know if Goofy can handle Even all by himself!

 

Donald: Yeah, Even's a member of the Organization! He'll get throttled! D:

 

Even: I have you now, mutt! (battle cry)

 

Goofy: (smirks)

 

(various sounds of bones being broken, blood splurting out, and... Even... screaming like a girl)

 

Sora: Goofy! Hold on... he's had enough.

 

Goofy: Alright then...

 

(Even crawls out of the hole Goofy beat him into, gasping for breath and crawling back to his place by Dilan)

 

Dilan: Damn... you messed up.

 

Donlad: (sigh) Curaga. (unethusiasctically waves Save The Queen)

 

Even: (gets healed) Oh, my word... I had no idea...

 

Sora: Neihter did we.

 

Donald: Who knew Goofy was that tough...

 

ATW: Actually, accordng to my statistics... Even had a 899, 543, 965, 985 out of 1 chance of winning.

 

Sora: Really? Why's that?

 

ATW: Well, to put it frankly (reads statistics) "Even sucks."

 

(Cast loses their shit once again)

 

Even: -__- ... I'm starting to get very irritated.

 

Riku: U mad, bro?

 

Even: SILENCE! Please, let us, ugh, let us just continue. I feel that I only have so much more tolerance left in me... so let's answer the fourth question. (holds up papers) This one comes from xoblivionx13.

 

I LOVE YOU, OBLIVION-CHAN! :D

 

(Everybody looks at me like I'm a weirdo... I deserve that...)

 

Roxas: Oh sure, you can do that, yet you always get mad at me and Namine for--

 

(cracks whip)

 

Roxas: Shutting up.

 

Good. Now, Even, keep the show going.

 

Even: Um, yes, sir... uh, xoblivionx13 asks, "Why were you so afraid of Zexion or any other "lower" member if you were a senior member in the Organization?" Well--

 

Lea: Because he knew anyone of us could beat his ass.

 

(Cast doesn't lose their shit, but it's close to it)

 

Even: That is untrue!

 

Lea: Oh yeah? Then who's the one who set you on fire in COM?

 

Even: Y-you are.

 

Demyx: And who's the one who actually survived COM even though you always thought I was a dingus?

 

Even: You did. -_-

 

Larxene: And who STILL keeps you and the rest of the Org. Members in line on a regular basis (creepy smile)

 

Even: (gulps, checks ass cheeks which read "Property Of Larxene") You do.

 

Lea: That's right. NOW you understand?

 

Even: B-but I am a genius! I have lost of potential to be one of the greatest minds in the world! I even have two beautiful children!

Repliku & Xion: (groan)

 

Mansex: Face it, Even. You have proven your worth, and it is not something to be glad for.

 

Even: Well, Former Superior, at least I have a better name than you!

 

Mansex: What are you—oh, wait! (looks at name card) Oh, no! NO! Damn you, Firaga96!

 

Trololololololo! And guess what now?

 

Mansex: WHAT?!

 

This. (pushes button)

 

Mansex: ... (nothing happens) Huh. Where's the spring?

 

(Giant boxing gloves shoots from the side and punches Mansex into the wall)

 

Mansex: ... Oh Glob, why? (flops to the ground)

 

Anyways, let's wrap things up, Even.

 

Even: Yes, sir. Now this last question comes from Xamtweth-Reconnected. He asks, "Even, what have you been experimenting on recently?" Oh joy! Now I can do my special segment!

 

Dilan: Segment?

 

Even; To the secret lab! (pulls out remote and transports a suprised Dilan and himself out of the studio)

 

Sora: Hey, where'd they go?!

 

Don't worry, I got a camera following them.

 

(new camera shifts into focus, Even and Dilan are in a pure white room standing outside a door in the Castle That Never Was)

 

Even: Alright, here we are.

 

Dilan: Do I really have to do this?

 

Even: Yes. Now come along.

 

Dilan: (groans and follows Even to the door where two levers hang)

 

Even: Pull the lever, Dilan!

 

Dilan: (pulls lever on the right)

 

(Even falls through a hole in the ground)

 

Even: WRONG LEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER! (splash!)

 

(walks through another door with a crocodile attached to his ass)

 

Even: Why do we even have that lever? -_- (smacks crocodile, who runs away whimpering)

 

Sora: Hey... wait... we've done this joke before!

 

It sucked before. This one's better. Plus, it actually copies the scene it's referencing.

 

Riku: Oh what, my bit wasn't good enough for you?

 

Now, hold on, Riku--

 

Riku: Nah! Nah, I ain't hearing it! (flips table)

 

Okay, Riku, I know where you're going with this. Just calm down.

 

Riku: Okay, I will.

 

Really?

 

Riku: Nope. I LIED!~

 

:angry: ... Riku... for the last time... enough with the--

 

Riku: U mad? Are your jimmies rustled? Huh? Huh? (pokes my face)

 

THAT'S IT! SHROUYUKEN!

 

(uppercuts Riku through the roof, his head gets stuck on the outside)

 

Riku: Ow! That hurt.

 

It was SUPPOSED to!

 

Sora: Uh, Boss, how's he gonna get down.

 

Don't worry. I antacipated this, so he should be coming back down right about--

 

(SMACK! Riku falls back to the ground, lands on face)

 

Riku: (mumbeld) Fus Ra Dah.... 

 

Sora: Wow. What happened.

 

Just a little help from a friend. Thanks again, Amy Rose!

 

Amy: No problemo!

 

Sora: I thought you hated Amy Rose...

 

(whispers) She's still got the hammer, shut it.

 

Sora: Oh, uh, right.

 

(Back to Even and Dilan, now in Even's Lab)

 

Even: Alright, ladies and gentlemen I'm very glad you are all here. I have a lot of fun new experiments to show you all, so--

 

Dilan: Hey, Even, what's this? (pokes tiny robot)

 

Even: Dilan, don't touch that, that is a--!!

 

???: EXTERMINATE!! EXTERMINATE!!

 

(Dalek starts shooting up the whole room, Even and Dilan duck for cover)

 

Even: Oh no, my laboratory!

 

Dilan: Forget about that! Get us back to the studio!

 

Even: But my laboratory!

 

Dilan: (grabs and shakes Even) This ain't no time for a f**king pissing contest! Do it, man!

 

Even: Uh, uh, alright! (gets out remote and pushs button, sending them back to the studio)

 

Even and Dilan: (heavy breathing)

 

Dilan: That... was too damn close.

 

Even: Oh, but what of my poor laboaratory? All of my precious experiments!

 

Dilan: Uh, Even, you kinda have to sign out for the episode now.

 

Even: (keeps whining about lab, ignoring everything else)

 

(sigh) Repliku, Xion, can you take care of him?

 

Xion: I got this. (pulls out megaphone) Hey, Aeleus, you up there?! (calls to ceiling/second floor of building)

 

Aeleus: Yes. Why?

 

Xion: Everybody do the flop!

 

(Aeleus crashes through roof on top of Even)

 

Even: (mumbled) I think I broke my coccyx...

 

Repliku: Aw, walk it off, Ice Jerk!

 

And that, my friends, is another installment of 5 Questions With The Kingdom Hearts Cast. Maek sure to keep sending in those questions and we'll make sure to answer them.

 

Sora: Let's hope next episode is going to be original, Mr. Repeat The Same Jokes Over And Over Again.

 

That's it, you're going into the Box.

 

Sora: AH! No, no, not the Box!

 

It's too late.

 

(two large scary men appear behind Sora, grab him by the arms and carry him out of the room, kicking and screaming)

 

Kairi: NUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! (goes on)

 

-___- ...

 

(hits Kairi on the head, she falls down) Shut up. Take a nap.

 

Kairi: (mumbles) I-I can count to potato...

 

How very impressive.

 

Riku: Hey, so, just what is the box anyway?

 

Well, bascially, it's an empty room where the one being punished has to be tied to a chair and listen to a song for 24 hours.

 

Riku: Well, what's the song?

 

This: (pulls out boombox, pushes button)

 

"YO! YAYO, YAYO, DREAMIN'!--"

 

Riku: AH! (plugs ears) That's horrible!

 

(turns off boombox) Ikr? Ain't I a stinker? (teeth sparkle)

 

X*X*X*X*X

 

And it's finally done. And now, my fine friends, we move on to the next episode of 5 Questions. And who's gonna be the host next time around? I DON'T KNOW! I REALLY DON'T!

 

Seriously, pick someone. I'm upstream without a paddle, here.  :mellow: 

 

Riku: Laziness. Laziness everywhere.

 

LIMIT BREAK! (punches Riku in the face)

 

Riku: AH! My sconz!

Edited April 24, 2013 by Firaga96

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(unpause)

 

Even: ... spiderfreak1011 wants to know: "Even: Why is your voice so jacked up? I mean seriously, you sound so silly and stupid, your voice is even worse than Goofy, and he's a Talking Dog!!!! I was so glad to kick your sorry ass in Re:Com, that its not even funny."

 

(various Cast members lose their shit)

 

Even: How dare you, sir! There is nothing wrong with my voice! And it is much, MUCH, more elegant than that damned ignoramus dog.

 

Goofy: Hey, them's fighting words!

 

Even: Well, do you have the moxy to defend your honor?

 

Goofy: Come at me, BITCH! (grapples Even)

 

Even: Hey, hey, wait a minute, I am not ready!

 

Goofy: Are you ready now? (summons Save The King)

 

Even: (backs away) Hold on, please! (summons Frozen Pride) Okay, NOW, I am ready. (charges at Goofy)

 

Sora: Oh gosh! I don't know if Goofy can handle Even all by himself!

 

Donald: Yeah, Even's a member of the Organization! He'll get throttled! D:

 

Even: I have you now, mutt! (battle cry)

 

Goofy: (smirks)

 

(various sounds of bones being broken, blood splurting out, and... Even... screaming like a girl)

 

Sora: Goofy! Hold on... he's had enough.

 

Goofy: Alright then...

 

(Even crawls out of the hole Goofy beat him into, gasping for breath and crawling back to his place by Dilan)

 

Dilan: Damn... you messed up.

 

Donlad: (sigh) Curaga. (unethusiasctically waves Save The Queen)

 

Even: (gets healed) Oh, my word... I had no idea...

 

Sora: Neihter did we.

 

Donald: Who knew Goofy was that tough...

 

ATW: Actually, accordng to my statistics... Even had a 899, 543, 965, 985 out of 1 chance of winning.

 

Sora: Really? Why's that?

 

ATW: Well, to put it frankly (reads statistics) "Even sucks."

 

(Cast loses their shit once again)

 

Even: -__- ... I'm starting to get very irritated.

 

Riku: U mad, bro?

 

Even: SILENCE! Please, let us, ugh, let us just continue. I feel that I only have so much more tolerance left in me... so let's answer the fourth question. (holds up papers) This one comes from xoblivionx13.

 

I LOVE YOU, OBLIVION-CHAN! :D

 

(Everybody looks at me like I'm a weirdo... I deserve that...)

 

Roxas: Oh sure, you can do that, yet you always get mad at me and Namine for--

 

(cracks whip)

 

Roxas: Shutting up.

 

Good. Now, Even, keep the show going.

 

Even: Um, yes, sir... uh, xoblivionx13 asks, "Why were you so afraid of Zexion or any other "lower" member if you were a senior member in the Organization?" Well--

 

Lea: Because he knew anyone of us could beat his ass.

 

(Cast doesn't lose their shit, but it's close to it)

 

Even: That is untrue!

 

Lea: Oh yeah? Then who's the one who set you on fire in COM?

 

Even: Y-you are.

 

Demyx: And who's the one who actually survived COM even though you always thought I was a dingus?

 

Even: You did. -_-

 

Larxene: And who STILL keeps you and the rest of the Org. Members in line on a regular basis (creepy smile)

 

Even: (gulps, checks ass cheeks which read "Property Of Larxene") You do.

 

Lea: That's right. NOW you understand?

 

Even: B-but I am a genius! I have lost of potential to be one of the greatest minds in the world! I even have two beautiful children!

Repliku & Xion: (groan)

 

Mansex: Face it, Even. You have proven your worth, and it is not something to be glad for.

 

Even: Well, Former Superior, at least I have a better name than you!

 

Mansex: What are you—oh, wait! (looks at name card) Oh, no! NO! Damn you, Firaga96!

 

Trololololololo! And guess what now?

 

Mansex: WHAT?!

 

This. (pushes button)

 

Mansex: ... (nothing happens) Huh. Where's the spring?

 

(Giant boxing gloves shoots from the side and punches Mansex into the wall)

 

Mansex: ... Oh Glob, why? (flops to the ground)

 

Anyways, let's wrap things up, Even.

 

Even: Yes, sir. Now this last question comes from Xamtweth-Reconnected. He asks, "Even, what have you been experimenting on recently?" Oh joy! Now I can do my special segment!

 

Dilan: Segment?

 

Even; To the secret lab! (pulls out remote and transports a suprised Dilan and himself out of the studio)

 

Sora: Hey, where'd they go?!

 

Don't worry, I got a camera following them.

 

(new camera shifts into focus, Even and Dilan are in a pure white room standing outside a door in the Castle That Never Was)

 

Even: Alright, here we are.

 

Dilan: Do I really have to do this?

 

Even: Yes. Now come along.

 

Dilan: (groans and follows Even to the door where two levers hang)

 

Even: Pull the lever, Dilan!

 

Dilan: (pulls lever on the right)

 

(Even falls through a hole in the ground)

 

Even: WRONG LEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER! (splash!)

 

(walks through another door with a crocodile attached to his ass)

 

Even: Why do we even have that lever? -_- (smacks crocodile, who runs away whimpering)

 

Sora: Hey... wait... we've done this joke before!

 

It sucked before. This one's better. Plus, it actually copies the scene it's referencing.

 

Riku: Oh what, my bit wasn't good enough for you?

 

Now, hold on, Riku--

 

Riku: Nah! Nah, I ain't hearing it! (flips table)

 

Okay, Riku, I know where you're going with this. Just calm down.

 

Riku: Okay, I will.

 

Really?

 

Riku: Nope. I LIED!~

 

:angry: ... Riku... for the last time... enough with the--

 

Riku: U mad? Are your jimmies rustled? Huh? Huh? (pokes my face)

 

THAT'S IT! SHROUYUKEN!

 

(uppercuts Riku through the roof, his head gets stuck on the outside)

 

Riku: Ow! That hurt.

 

It was SUPPOSED to!

 

Sora: Uh, Boss, how's he gonna get down.

 

Don't worry. I antacipated this, so he should be coming back down right about--

 

(SMACK! Riku falls back to the ground, lands on face)

 

Riku: (mumbeld) Fus Ra Dah.... 

 

Sora: Wow. What happened.

 

Just a little help from a friend. Thanks again, Amy Rose!

 

Amy: No problemo!

 

Sora: I thought you hated Amy Rose...

 

(whispers) She's still got the hammer, shut it.

 

Sora: Oh, uh, right.

 

(Back to Even and Dilan, now in Even's Lab)

 

Even: Alright, ladies and gentlemen I'm very glad you are all here. I have a lot of fun new experiments to show you all, so--

 

Dilan: Hey, Even, what's this? (pokes tiny robot)

 

Even: Dilan, don't touch that, that is a--!!

 

???: EXTERMINATE!! EXTERMINATE!!

 

(Dalek starts shooting up the whole room, Even and Dilan duck for cover)

 

Even: Oh no, my laboratory!

 

Dilan: Forget about that! Get us back to the studio!

 

Even: But my laboratory!

 

Dilan: (grabs and shakes Even) This ain't no time for a f**king pissing contest! Do it, man!

 

Even: Uh, uh, alright! (gets out remote and pushs button, sending them back to the studio)

 

Even and Dilan: (heavy breathing)

 

Dilan: That... was too damn close.

 

Even: Oh, but what of my poor laboaratory? All of my precious experiments!

 

Dilan: Uh, Even, you kinda have to sign out for the episode now.

 

Even: (keeps whining about lab, ignoring everything else)

 

(sigh) Repliku, Xion, can you take care of him?

 

Xion: I got this. (pulls out megaphone) Hey, Aeleus, you up there?! (calls to ceiling/second floor of building)

 

Aeleus: Yes. Why?

 

Xion: Everybody do the flop!

 

(Aeleus crashes through roof on top of Even)

 

Even: (mumbled) I think I broke my coccyx...

 

Repliku: Aw, walk it off, Ice Jerk!

 

And that, my friends, is another installment of 5 Questions With The Kingdom Hearts Cast. Maek sure to keep sending in those questions and we'll make sure to answer them.

 

Sora: Let's hope next episode is going to be original, Mr. Repeat The Same Jokes Over And Over Again.

 

That's it, you're going into the Box.

 

Sora: AH! No, no, not the Box!

 

It's too late.

 

(two large scary men appear behind Sora, grab him by the arms and carry him out of the room, kicking and screaming)

 

Kairi: NUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! (goes on)

 

-___- ...

 

(hits Kairi on the head, she falls down) Shut up. Take a nap.

 

Kairi: (mumbles) I-I can count to potato...

 

How very impressive.

 

Riku: Hey, so, just what is the box anyway?

 

Well, bascially, it's an empty room where the one being punished has to be tied to a chair and listen to a song for 24 hours.

 

Riku: Well, what's the song?

 

This: (pulls out boombox, pushes button)

 

"YO! YAYO, YAYO, DREAMIN'!--"

 

Riku: AH! (plugs ears) That's horrible!

 

(turns off boombox) Ikr? Ain't I a stinker? (teeth sparkle)

 

X*X*X*X*X

 

And it's finally done. And now, my fine friends, we move on to the next episode of 5 Questions. And who's gonna be the host next time around? I DON'T KNOW! I REALLY DON'T!

 

Seriously, pick someone. I'm upstream without a paddle, here.  :mellow: 

 

Riku: Laziness. Laziness everywhere.

 

LIMIT BREAK! (punches Riku in the face)

 

Riku: AH! My sconz!

Lol, i love how amazingly you incorporated my Question. Nice job! Who knew Goofy could kick ass. Then again, he's more useful then Donald any day. Even if Donald can cure,

 

Also, how about next, you do, TERRA!!!!!

[Guest]

 

(unpause)

 

Even: ... spiderfreak1011 wants to know: "Even: Why is your voice so jacked up? I mean seriously, you sound so silly and stupid, your voice is even worse than Goofy, and he's a Talking Dog!!!! I was so glad to kick your sorry ass in Re:Com, that its not even funny."

 

(various Cast members lose their shit)

 

Even: How dare you, sir! There is nothing wrong with my voice! And it is much, MUCH, more elegant than that damned ignoramus dog.

 

Goofy: Hey, them's fighting words!

 

Even: Well, do you have the moxy to defend your honor?

 

Goofy: Come at me, BITCH! (grapples Even)

 

Even: Hey, hey, wait a minute, I am not ready!

 

Goofy: Are you ready now? (summons Save The King)

 

Even: (backs away) Hold on, please! (summons Frozen Pride) Okay, NOW, I am ready. (charges at Goofy)

 

Sora: Oh gosh! I don't know if Goofy can handle Even all by himself!

 

Donald: Yeah, Even's a member of the Organization! He'll get throttled! D:

 

Even: I have you now, mutt! (battle cry)

 

Goofy: (smirks)

 

(various sounds of bones being broken, blood splurting out, and... Even... screaming like a girl)

 

Sora: Goofy! Hold on... he's had enough.

 

Goofy: Alright then...

 

(Even crawls out of the hole Goofy beat him into, gasping for breath and crawling back to his place by Dilan)

 

Dilan: Damn... you messed up.

 

Donlad: (sigh) Curaga. (unethusiasctically waves Save The Queen)

 

Even: (gets healed) Oh, my word... I had no idea...

 

Sora: Neihter did we.

 

Donald: Who knew Goofy was that tough...

 

ATW: Actually, accordng to my statistics... Even had a 899, 543, 965, 985 out of 1 chance of winning.

 

Sora: Really? Why's that?

 

ATW: Well, to put it frankly (reads statistics) "Even sucks."

 

(Cast loses their shit once again)

 

Even: -__- ... I'm starting to get very irritated.

 

Riku: U mad, bro?

 

Even: SILENCE! Please, let us, ugh, let us just continue. I feel that I only have so much more tolerance left in me... so let's answer the fourth question. (holds up papers) This one comes from xoblivionx13.

 

I LOVE YOU, OBLIVION-CHAN! :D

 

(Everybody looks at me like I'm a weirdo... I deserve that...)

 

Roxas: Oh sure, you can do that, yet you always get mad at me and Namine for--

 

(cracks whip)

 

Roxas: Shutting up.

 

Good. Now, Even, keep the show going.

 

Even: Um, yes, sir... uh, xoblivionx13 asks, "Why were you so afraid of Zexion or any other "lower" member if you were a senior member in the Organization?" Well--

 

Lea: Because he knew anyone of us could beat his ass.

 

(Cast doesn't lose their shit, but it's close to it)

 

Even: That is untrue!

 

Lea: Oh yeah? Then who's the one who set you on fire in COM?

 

Even: Y-you are.

 

Demyx: And who's the one who actually survived COM even though you always thought I was a dingus?

 

Even: You did. -_-

 

Larxene: And who STILL keeps you and the rest of the Org. Members in line on a regular basis (creepy smile)

 

Even: (gulps, checks ass cheeks which read "Property Of Larxene") You do.

 

Lea: That's right. NOW you understand?

 

Even: B-but I am a genius! I have lost of potential to be one of the greatest minds in the world! I even have two beautiful children!

Repliku & Xion: (groan)

 

Mansex: Face it, Even. You have proven your worth, and it is not something to be glad for.

 

Even: Well, Former Superior, at least I have a better name than you!

 

Mansex: What are you—oh, wait! (looks at name card) Oh, no! NO! Damn you, Firaga96!

 

Trololololololo! And guess what now?

 

Mansex: WHAT?!

 

This. (pushes button)

 

Mansex: ... (nothing happens) Huh. Where's the spring?

 

(Giant boxing gloves shoots from the side and punches Mansex into the wall)

 

Mansex: ... Oh Glob, why? (flops to the ground)

 

Anyways, let's wrap things up, Even.

 

Even: Yes, sir. Now this last question comes from Xamtweth-Reconnected. He asks, "Even, what have you been experimenting on recently?" Oh joy! Now I can do my special segment!

 

Dilan: Segment?

 

Even; To the secret lab! (pulls out remote and transports a suprised Dilan and himself out of the studio)

 

Sora: Hey, where'd they go?!

 

Don't worry, I got a camera following them.

 

(new camera shifts into focus, Even and Dilan are in a pure white room standing outside a door in the Castle That Never Was)

 

Even: Alright, here we are.

 

Dilan: Do I really have to do this?

 

Even: Yes. Now come along.

 

Dilan: (groans and follows Even to the door where two levers hang)

 

Even: Pull the lever, Dilan!

 

Dilan: (pulls lever on the right)

 

(Even falls through a hole in the ground)

 

Even: WRONG LEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER! (splash!)

 

(walks through another door with a crocodile attached to his ass)

 

Even: Why do we even have that lever? -_- (smacks crocodile, who runs away whimpering)

 

Sora: Hey... wait... we've done this joke before!

 

It sucked before. This one's better. Plus, it actually copies the scene it's referencing.

 

Riku: Oh what, my bit wasn't good enough for you?

 

Now, hold on, Riku--

 

Riku: Nah! Nah, I ain't hearing it! (flips table)

 

Okay, Riku, I know where you're going with this. Just calm down.

 

Riku: Okay, I will.

 

Really?

 

Riku: Nope. I LIED!~

 

:angry: ... Riku... for the last time... enough with the--

 

Riku: U mad? Are your jimmies rustled? Huh? Huh? (pokes my face)

 

THAT'S IT! SHROUYUKEN!

 

(uppercuts Riku through the roof, his head gets stuck on the outside)

 

Riku: Ow! That hurt.

 

It was SUPPOSED to!

 

Sora: Uh, Boss, how's he gonna get down.

 

Don't worry. I antacipated this, so he should be coming back down right about--

 

(SMACK! Riku falls back to the ground, lands on face)

 

Riku: (mumbeld) Fus Ra Dah.... 

 

Sora: Wow. What happened.

 

Just a little help from a friend. Thanks again, Amy Rose!

 

Amy: No problemo!

 

Sora: I thought you hated Amy Rose...

 

(whispers) She's still got the hammer, shut it.

 

Sora: Oh, uh, right.

 

(Back to Even and Dilan, now in Even's Lab)

 

Even: Alright, ladies and gentlemen I'm very glad you are all here. I have a lot of fun new experiments to show you all, so--

 

Dilan: Hey, Even, what's this? (pokes tiny robot)

 

Even: Dilan, don't touch that, that is a--!!

 

???: EXTERMINATE!! EXTERMINATE!!

 

(Dalek starts shooting up the whole room, Even and Dilan duck for cover)

 

Even: Oh no, my laboratory!

 

Dilan: Forget about that! Get us back to the studio!

 

Even: But my laboratory!

 

Dilan: (grabs and shakes Even) This ain't no time for a f**king pissing contest! Do it, man!

 

Even: Uh, uh, alright! (gets out remote and pushs button, sending them back to the studio)

 

Even and Dilan: (heavy breathing)

 

Dilan: That... was too damn close.

 

Even: Oh, but what of my poor laboaratory? All of my precious experiments!

 

Dilan: Uh, Even, you kinda have to sign out for the episode now.

 

Even: (keeps whining about lab, ignoring everything else)

 

(sigh) Repliku, Xion, can you take care of him?

 

Xion: I got this. (pulls out megaphone) Hey, Aeleus, you up there?! (calls to ceiling/second floor of building)

 

Aeleus: Yes. Why?

 

Xion: Everybody do the flop!

 

(Aeleus crashes through roof on top of Even)

 

Even: (mumbled) I think I broke my coccyx...

 

Repliku: Aw, walk it off, Ice Jerk!

 

And that, my friends, is another installment of 5 Questions With The Kingdom Hearts Cast. Maek sure to keep sending in those questions and we'll make sure to answer them.

 

Sora: Let's hope next episode is going to be original, Mr. Repeat The Same Jokes Over And Over Again.

 

That's it, you're going into the Box.

 

Sora: AH! No, no, not the Box!

 

It's too late.

 

(two large scary men appear behind Sora, grab him by the arms and carry him out of the room, kicking and screaming)

 

Kairi: NUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! (goes on)

 

-___- ...

 

(hits Kairi on the head, she falls down) Shut up. Take a nap.

 

Kairi: (mumbles) I-I can count to potato...

 

How very impressive.

 

Riku: Hey, so, just what is the box anyway?

 

Well, bascially, it's an empty room where the one being punished has to be tied to a chair and listen to a song for 24 hours.

 

Riku: Well, what's the song?

 

This: (pulls out boombox, pushes button)

 

"YO! YAYO, YAYO, DREAMIN'!--"

 

Riku: AH! (plugs ears) That's horrible!

 

(turns off boombox) Ikr? Ain't I a stinker? (teeth sparkle)

 

X*X*X*X*X

 

And it's finally done. And now, my fine friends, we move on to the next episode of 5 Questions. And who's gonna be the host next time around? I DON'T KNOW! I REALLY DON'T!

 

Seriously, pick someone. I'm upstream without a paddle, here.  :mellow: 

 

Riku: Laziness. Laziness everywhere.

 

LIMIT BREAK! (punches Riku in the face)

 

Riku: AH! My sconz!

Who have you NOT interviewed?

[Reyn 1,755]

Who have you NOT interviewed?

The Birth By Sleep Trio. And Mickey.

[Guest]

The Birth By Sleep Trio. And Mickey.

Then yeah, Terra

[Firaga 5,947]

Two episodes in one day, motherf**kers!

 

X*X*X*X*X

 

 

_EPISODE 2_ : THE EBONICS DUB

 

Setting: Same as tha last. Except wit Riku, Thatz pretty much how tha firetruck it always is....except wit different stars....

 

Riku: (salutes) E-RAH! Welcome, dope people, back ta 5 Questions (holdz up five fingers) With Da Mackdaddydom Hearts Cast. Da show where every last muthafiretruckin thang is made up n' tha points don't matter, just like Demyxz use of phat afro product.

 

Demyx: Ah....I peep what tha firetruck you did there....

 

Riku: Ah...I be shizzle you do. That wasn't a jab at ol' Demmy by tha way, even he knows his afro sucks.

 

Demyx: I've come ta ludd it, actually.

 

Riku:(flatly) Yay. (vigor returning) Anyways, I be gonna git right ta tha thangs....because unlike a cold-ass lil certain brunette I know....I don't bullshizzle fo' five minutes before gettin down ta brass taxes....basically, I be tha Trunkz of dis cast.

 

Sora: Oh, bravo, you know what tha firetruck tha f*ck DragonBall is!

 

Riku: Jelly. Pure jelly. (smirks at Sora) Now, first question....from Onaiku....ah, I peep yo ass be also fond of names dat end wit "ku"...hez asking, "Riku! Do you eva feel like playas compare you too much ta Sasuke Uchiha, biatch? I mean, you both have Emo tendencies, n' you both abandoned yo' playas. Right back up in yo muthafiretruckin ass. So, what tha firetruck is yo' thoughts bout you n' Sasuke?" Heh-heh....first off, unlike dat dick, I straight-up redeemed mah dirty ass....meanwhile, he be straight still, as tha deal of Naruto continues, I might add, hustlin around(twirls finger up in circlular motion) bein a asshole, n' f**kin wit peoplez lives.....and I gotta ask, what tha firetruck do dat pink-haired biiiatch still peep up in him?! Shizzle, tha fact dat her big-ass booty still attracted ta his ass make as much sense as these two hookin' up! (points at Kairi n' Sora)

 

Kairi: Yo ass straight-up wanna go there?

 

Riku: Yes yes y'all. Because itz true....so f*kin true...(bobbin his head)....(glances at paper once more) and what tha firetruck do I be thinkin of his ass n' me, biatch? Well, I be bout ta admit I was like his ass once....lost n' confused...takin every last muthafiretruckin thang fo' granted....and then one day, a olda thug came ta me n' holla'd at mah crazy ass I could have juice beyond anythang I could eva imagine....and I accepted....like a thugged-out dumbass. ....thank goodnizz I gots outta dat deal, or else....ugh, I can't even rap bout it fo' realz. Anyways, wit Sasuke....well, I be bout ta admit, I was one of dem pimps whoz ass kinda was horny bout his muthafiretruckin ass....you know, back up in Part I, when da thug was less emo n' mo' badass....but once he pulled a me--YES, he pulled a mah dirty ass.....Kishimoto, I know whoz ass else you ripped off of...(laughs) I kid, I kid...but, yeah, afta da thug went, uh, down up in respectable terms.....uh, yeah, nows he be straight just a firetrucked up lil boy....stuck up in tha past....unlike me, however n' shit. Like I holla'd, I made up fo' mah shit...wherez Sasukez chizzle of heart, biatch? I tell ya where. Nowhere biaaatch! This kidz been f**ked up in tha head since tha UM, n' you know dis is true. Even you smoke wit mah dirty ass. (looks at Sora)

 

Sora: Yep! No doubt!

 

Riku: Amen, brutha n' shit. Besides, I be thinkin we can smoke I be alot sexier than Sasuke Uchiha, heh-heh.....fangirls, watching, please scream up in unison! (unbuttons jacket, shows off abs)

 

Fangirls (somewhere outside tha arena): (Scream so loud, you could hear it from tha blastin room)

 

Riku: Now, I don't give a firetruck bout you yo, but I be shizzle Sasuke can't do dat shit. Not a mazillion years, bra....(laughs)

 

Roxas: How tha firetruck tha hell do you do that?

 

Riku: (zips up jacket) Practice n' patience. Two key lyrics right there. (holdz up two fingers)

 

Riku: Next question! From Keysofblades...he writes.."How tha firetruck did you keep Soraz wooden sword safe fo' his ass all all up in Kh1, biatch? (When he gave tha sword back ta his ass at HB)" (laughs) Normura....this is you (points a Normura) dis is you, me, n' tha wall....heh, herez tha thang....you pimps call it Normura Logic yo, but I call it RPG Logic....seriously, up in all our games, our crazy asses have Sora or some other playa carryin round Keyblade keychains, items, objects n' munny...and (puts up air quotes) "supposedly" itz all inside they pockets....I mean, you dont' peep 'em carryin backpacks or anything, do ya, biatch? Yo ass see, these is just thangs dat you don't need ta worry yo' pretty lil head about, letz be real here. Do you REALLY wanna know dat I kept dat sword up mah ass, biatch? firetruck dat shit, you don't. Thatz why our phat asses don't say anything. Our thugged-out asses just move on.....so please, don't sweat tha lil' small-ass stuff. It aint nuthin but tha big-ass thangs dat matter....besides....that would hurt ALOT.

 

Sora: You'd still like dat shit. 

 

Riku:  Cute. Real cute. (sighs).... 

 

Riku: Question number three up in dis biiiatch! 

 

Sora: Did yo dirty ass straight-up jus--

 

Riku: Pipe down, I know it was dumb, like a muthafiretrucka.......anyways, from Gambler'sApprentice....he writes, "Riku, up in tha lyrics of Captain Jack Sparrow, 'Yo ass need ta find yo ass a girl, mate.'Seriously, all you've done so far is save Sora n' moon over Kairi. Obviously excludin tha times you was tryin ta bust a cap up in Sora yo, but was still moonin over Kairi."

 

(Cast giggles)

 

Riku: (pauses) Well....this may come as a shock ta you, KH hustlas n' Rikunites alike....but it just so happens....that I be up in a relationshizzle n' aint a thugged-out damn thang dat yo' ass can do....and its not mah playas from tha series either...

 

Goofy: I bet her ass is skanky!

 

Zexion: I bet her ass is emo!

 

Pete: I bet her ass is fat!

 

Marluxia: I bet her ass be a tranny!

 

Riku: Oh, like yo ass be all one ta talk!  Ladies n' gentleman, you have witnessed pure irony right here...anyways, NO, she aint fat, skanky, emo, nor a tranny (glares at hecklers) yo, but her ass is black. Just sayin'. 

 

Roxas: I call bullshizzle yo. How'd you hook up wit a supafly sista?

 

Riku: Because I be tha goddamn Riku, thatz why. Big, tall...black, white....short or skinny....doesn't matter ta mah dirty ass...everyone is welcome ta tha Riku Experience. (winks)

 

(Cast groans a lil)

 

Riku: Oh, n' by tha way, since I holla'd that, I can also say this--Sparrow!

 

Jack: Ay?

 

Riku: (holdz up middle finger)

 

(Cast "ooooooooohs")

 

Riku: Thatz fo' you, brother.

 

Jack: ....(walks away) damned silver-haired landlubber... 

 

Riku: (hears remark) cough*virgin*cough.... 

 

Riku: OKAY! TIme fo' tha next question. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Question number four...from Xamtweth-reconnected....holy shit, what tha firetruck a name (chuckles).....he writes, "Yo Riku!", Yes, biatch? "..how can you straight-up smell darkness?" To be honest, when you hang round a cold-ass lil certain playa fo' a cold-ass lil certain amount of time...(glares backstage) you pick up all dem thangs. I just wish dat was tha only thang I picked up and/or had ta deal with...

 

SOD: Oh, come on, it wasn't dat bad!

 

Riku: Yes, it was!  Yes yes y'all, it was....  (clears throat) But anyways, besides that, I be thinkin itz straight-up a sick quirk ta have....I mean, it certainly gives me all dem badass points, don't it, biatch? Plus, I used it ta kick Zexionz ass (points at Zexion) so fo' me, thatz kinda funky.

 

Zexion:  ....not goin ta respond....

 

Riku: Why, cuz you aint gots a cold-ass lil comeback?

 

Zexion: firetruck dat shit, uh, cuz---because---(sputters) gah, damn you, Riku!

 

Riku:  ....why is even you here again, biatch? What happened ta all tha Org. dudes gettin they hearts back, biatch? I mean, is tha Org. XIII Nobodies dat popular, biatch? Uh, Ansem Da Wise, can you break off tha totals on tha Organization?

 

Ansem Da Wise: Ah, yes, let our asses see....do do....okay, approximatley 569,348,943 mo' fangirls belong ta tha thugz of Organization XIII than any of they original gangsta Sombodies.

 

(Org.XIII boast wit shouts like "yeah!" n' "whoo!")

 

Riku: Thanks, dude. Yo, give it up fo' Ansem Da Wise yo. Dude straight so smart, we made his ass our straight-up legit fact checker.

 

(camera shows Ansem Da Wise chillin at a table wit headphones on. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch yo. Dude gives a peace sign n' chucklez as tha other cast thugz give his ass a round of applause.)

 

Riku: Yeah, he be straight tha one wit all tha lyrics, ladies n' jellyfish, our laid-back asses just have, like, five. Five we be thinkin up all up in tha spot even.

 

Ansem Da Wise: Oh, yes, n' might I add dat yo' fanbase just skyrocketed up a cold-ass lil couple fans?

 

Riku: Fo' realz, biatch? Thatz phat!  Yo ass see, I was just bout ask bout mah fanbase, n' here he is, answerin suttin' I didn't even ask yet...hez psycho, I say dawwwwg! Yo ass know what, I be gonna be thinkin of suttin' ta say ta his ass n' I betcha he'll tell me tha answer even before that--

 

(anonymous): Okay, we git it, letz move on.

 

Riku: Hey!  Don't tell me ta move on! Our thugged-out asses is up in tha presence of  smart-ass  here. (points at Ansem Da Wise) 569,348,943 fangirls and-and tha answer ta a question I aint even axed hommie biaaatch! (stares at anonymous wit weird face)

 

(anonymous): (low volume) Yo ass gots firetruckloadz time ta suck his firetruckin lil' dick later. 

 

Riku: -______- ..... I f**kin don't give a firetruck bout yo thugged-out ass....I straight-up do....one of these days, you n' I is gonna have a oldschool fashioned melee...a Donny Brook--a Pier Sixer playa! Thatz right, we skippin Pier 5 but we not like up ta Pier 7...cuz they tough bastardz over there....but whether I be standin' or not...(raises finger) I will.....(pauses)....go down swingin'! (swings arm down, then turns back ta camera) Yo ass all know whoz ass I be talkin' to....(points backstage) dat STUPID lil hustla of a funky-ass biiiatch!

 

(anoynomus): (muffled)

 

Riku: Oh no. No no no no no no no no, I aint bustin dat shit. I aint brangin yo' posse name tha firetruck into this. Not gonna give ya tha press time, Bizzle f**kin Farma playa! Foghorn f**kin Leghorn! Makoto f**kin Date biaaatch! (throws handz up) Secret f**kin Sqirrell....I HATE YOU! .... Right back up in yo muthafiretruckin ass. Quit it, I be gettin ta tha next question....(sigh) question five...--

 

Riku: (Sigh) Question five.....closin' it out....from Oniaku....oh, another one from dis guy, dis oughta be fun.  Dude writes."What would--" 0-o...."What would you do if Sora decided ta be gay n' returned all yo' horny-ass advances?" -___-

 

(Cast can't breath, they is too busy laughing, even Sora)

 

(A/N: Oniaku...don't take dis personally....itz just fo' comedy....)

 

Riku: (crumplez up paper, throws it towardz camera) RUN, ONIAKU! RUN, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!   Yo ass have gots ta be tha slimiset piece of banta-fodder ta be thinkin dem two thangs muthafiretrucka! One (holdz up one finger) dat (points at Sora wit other hand) dis lil jerk would have ANY chizzle wit me!

 

Sora: I second dat ta be honest....

 

Riku: Two (holdz up another finger) is dat you accuse ME of bein GAY!!! -____- .... (wipes face) I can't take this.....I can't STAND....to be thinkin dat mah character is bein put up as a goddamn homosapien.....not dat I be against dat shiznit yo, but up in mah ghetto, I DON"T CARE FOR IT!  .....Ugh......must erase images from dome.....

 

Goofy: Is our phat asses done now?

 

Riku: Yes muthafiretrucka! Yes yes y'all....you motherf**ker.....we're done. Onaiku, please don't assume I wanna bust a nut on Sora up in dat way.....I-I-I wouldn't even TRY....even IF I was like dat n' like dis n' like dat y'all.....(takes breath) .... Okay....we're done. 5 Thangs is done todizzle. It make me wanna hollar playa! Next time, Kairi (points ta Kairi) gets ta bleed all over tha stage.

 

Kairi: Oh, f**k yo thugged-out ass.

 

Riku: So fo' two episodez of 5 Thangs (holdz up two fingers) heh-heh....I AM GONE, n' I still HATE YOU BOTH! (points at both Sora n' Goofy)

 

Sora n' Goofy: 

 

Riku: 0-0.....I be tha Goddamn Riku fo'sho. (bolts) 

[KHLegendIII 709]

Interview Ventus.

[xoblivionx13 1,133]

Is it bad I can't understand half of what's going on in the silly episodes?

 

 

You should interview someone from BbS...Terra, Ven, Aqua, Eraqus, anyone

[Kaneki Ken 1,516]

Is it bad I can't understand half of what's going on in the silly episodes?

 

 

You should interview someone from BbS...Terra, Ven, Aqua, Eraqus, anyone

If you are laughing at those silly episodes, then you're fine.

He created those episodes to make people laugh even though they have no idea what is going on.

[Ultimus Grid 546]

I'm surprised there wasn't a "K O!" after the dragon punch.  But the that and the second ebonics was still funny.

Edited April 25, 2013 by Ultimus Grid

[Firaga 5,947]

Ventus: Hi, guys, my name is Ventus, but you can call me Ven. I hope you're excited because I'm going to be the next host of 4 Questions With The K-

 

Uh, actually, it's 5 Questions, Ventus.

 

Ventus: Aw, son of a b--

 

(Take Two)

 

Ventus: Hi, guys, my name is Ventus, but you call me Ren--uh, I mean, Ven, you can call me Ven.

 

(Cast laughs)

 

(sigh) You eediot!

 

Ventus: I deserve that... hey, wait, since I'm Ren, shouldn't I be saying that?

 

No.

 

Ventus: Okay.

 

(Take Three)

 

Ventus: Hi, guys, my name is Ventus, and I forget the rest of the script...

Oh, GODDAMMIT, Ventus!

 

(Take Four)

 

Ventus: ... But you can call me Ven. I hope you're excited because I'm going to be the next host of 5 Questions With The Kingdom Hearts Cast.

 

Finally.

 

Ventus: I'm glad that I got that out of the way. Though, I admit I WAS messing with you half the time.

 

I could tell...

 

Riku: Wow, you got balls, kid. Balls.

 

Ventus: Well, they haven't really dropped yet, so I guess.

 

Riku: BALLS.

 

Riku, stop saying balls.

 

Riku: Vagina.

 

(facepalm)

Edited April 26, 2013 by Firaga96

[Guest]

Riku: Wow, you got balls, kid. Balls.

 

Ventus: Well, they haven't really dropped yet, so I guess.

 

Riku: BALLS.

I see the reference.