5 Questions With The Kingdom Hearts Cast

[KHLegendIII 709]

Uh, Tom, Tom, take it easy. He tastes as rough as his personality...besides, legally, I can't let you eat him.

 

I have BQ Sauce! I shall eat this delicous duck! Or will I? I MAY HAVE filled out a document to eat this duck, unless I get a really good reason why I shouldn't eat this duck.

Edited March 1, 2013 by Tom13

[Firaga 5,947]

I have BQ Sauce! I shall eat this delicous duck! Or will I? I MAY HAVE filled out a document to eat this duck, unless I get a really good reason why I shouldn't eat this duck.

 

If you eat him, I shut down 5 Questions. Seriously, I am going to have a BIG LAWSUIT on my hands.

[KHLegendIII 709]

If you eat him, I shut down 5 Questions. Seriously, I am going to have a BIG LAWSUIT on my hands.

Okay, fine....

[Gambler'sApprentice 131]

Larxene:

Heartless

Nobody

Reason?
Antennae.

 

Thoughts?

[Firaga 5,947]

Larxene:

Heartless

Nobody

Reason?

Antennae.

 

Thoughts?

 

Ah, maybe I'll continue the bit from Episode 7.

[KHLegendIII 709]

Ah, maybe I'll continue the bit from Episode 7.

 

I still say that we do Larxene.

[Firaga 5,947]

I still say that we do Larxene.

 

That bit involves Larxene, silly.

[KHLegendIII 709]

That bit involves Larxene, silly.

Oh, okay.

 

 

 

 

To Larxene:

 

 

 

You are a filthy woman, you have no life, seriously, no one LOVES YOU!!! You are better off dead, than alive!!!!! Go jump off a cliff you ugly, dirty skunk!!!! You don't deserve your powers anyway. Larxene? More like Lamexene!!!

Edited March 2, 2013 by Tom13

[EternalChange 303]

Terra: Why didn't you stop yourself when it came to darkness? You're a smart guy. You knew when you went too far.

 

Aqua: You are epic, and nobody can deny that. How did that come to be? :huh:

 

Ven: Picture this: Everyone that's backstage with you BUT you is falling to their doom. Who would you save if you could only save one person? Just wanna know.

 

Vanitas: ...you realize...you have so many fangirls...you could start a whole army...? :mellow:

[KHLegendIII 709]

Oh, Larxene! Here comes part 2 of my rant about you that shall be heard in the next part of your showtime!!!

 

 

 

 

You are an old lady with no sense of self, you are an insane dumb old sloth, with no brains!!!! You are TERRIBLE at magic and FIGHTING!!! You are as terrible as Xemnas!!!

[Obi-wan 411]

Larxene: Seriously you are in need of getting your bugged face being beat by Replica Riku.

[Firaga 5,947]

Ladies and gentleman, it gives me great pleasure to officially announce that Larxene of the former Organization 13 is going to be the host of the next episode of 5 Questions With The Kingdom Hearts Cast--

 

Larxene: Why the hell can't I say that myself?! And why am I in a straight jacket and tied to a chair?

 

Um, uh, safety precautions.

 

Lea: (whispers) Psst... hey, boss, I took care of Larxene like you said.

 

(whispering back) Good job. (fist bump with Lea)

 

Larxene: Why are you two fist bumping?!

 

Lea: Later! (dashes away)

 

Just sit tight, Larxene.

 

Larxene: Screw that, I'm not shuttin' up until I get some damn--

(Sora shoves a papou in her mouth)

 

Sora: That'll hold her for a while.

 

Much appreciated.

 

Larxene: (looks at Sora) (muffled ranting)

 

Sora: I'm just doing what I have to do.

Larxene: (even more muffled ranting)

 

Sora: What? You can't prove that. That elephant had it coming!

 

Elephant?

 

Sora: Nothing! I didn't mean it!

 

.... Okay then... anyways, we have already gathered a lot of questions for Larxene, so we are more than ready to start filming.

 

Sora: You mean you writing the script?

 

Don't break kayfabe, Sora!

 

Sora: Barely anyone on this site knows what that means!

SILENCE! (thunder cloud rumbles)

 

Sora: 0-e... alright, alright, geez.

 

Anyways, Episode 14 should be out in the next couple of weeks or so...

 

Larxene: (curious mumbling)

 

Well, I don't know, Larxene, wouldn't you want to wait until we film the episode?

 

Larxene: (demanding mumbling)

 

I'm just Saiyan, it's more of a surprise if you wait, and--

 

Larxene: (angry mumbled ranting)

 

Okay, I'm not taking this anymore. Ladies and jellyfish, look out for Princess PMS coming to host the next episode of 5 Q's.

 

Larxene: (mumbled) Princess PMS?!

 

Would you prefer the Countess Of Crazy? I got tons more.

 

Larxene: (rants like crazy and rocks in her chair)

 

Make sure to tune in. Until then, we gotta go give Larxene her happy pill and then get her ready to film.

 

Sora: Script.

 

FILM... and anyways, goodbye for now.

 

Sora: Uh, boss?

 

What?

 

(Sora points to a now open door in the studio where Larxene has escaped her chair and is now running around outside in her straight jacket, flailing around and shooting lighting/obscenites)

 

(facepalm) Sora...

 

Sora: Yeah, yeah, I got it. (summons Keyblade) One good Stop spell oughta do it. (chases after Larxene)

Edited March 9, 2013 by Firaga96

[KHLegendIII 709]

Oh my!

[Gambler'sApprentice 131]

How do you flail in a straight-jacket?

[Firaga 5,947]

How do you flail in a straight-jacket?

 

Misprint. Sorry.

[Gambler'sApprentice 131]

Misprint. Sorry.

No, I like it.

Larxene's contorted, shooting lightning and obscenities, and completely unable to use her arms.

[Firaga 5,947]

No, I like it.

Larxene's contorted, shooting lightning and obscenities, and completely unable to use her arms.

 

Oh, that actually works. lol

[Ultimus Grid 546]

O_o  I knew Larxene was a crazy, irritating bitch before but, wow.

[Neku Sakuraba 88]

To Goofy:

 

[Firaga 5,947]

To Goofy:

 

 

Goofy: ... I don't get it.  :mellow:

[Firaga 5,947]

_EPISODE 14_ ..... At least... the introduction...

 

(In the studio, the room is pitch black, and there is no sound and lights on... then, you can hear some shuffling and mumbling as everybody gets in their place)

 

Do we have speed?

 

Sora: We have speed.

 

Do we have clearance?

 

Kairi: We have clearance.

 

Where's the echo at?

 

(toilet flush, Riku walks out of the bathroom)

 

Riku: Taken care of.

 

Alrighty then.... cue the lights!

 

(lights flash on)

 

???: AH! MY EYES!

 

Calm down, Ienzo. You need light.

 

Ienzo: No, I do not! (runs and hides in the corner)

 

-__- What a baby. Anyways, cue sound!

 

(a spotlight appears on Neku who is sitting behind a DJ's desk and sound system) (scratch, scratch)

 

Neku: We up and ready to bounce, hommie.

 

Word.

 

Sora: Okay, what?

 

What? Neku's a gangsta. You didn't know that?

 

Sora: No.

 

Well, shoot, he's always got that hoodie and those headphones on, you didn't notice?

 

Sora: No, I have not. That's wiggity wiggity whack!

Kairi: Whattity whatitty what?

Okay, now you just ruined it. -__- And dammit, where's Larxene? The shows about to start, and I've heard word from the back that shes in the makeup room. Did you catch her, Sora?

 

Sora: Uh....

 

Dude. Don't do this to me. Did you catch her?

Sora: Heh. (starts sweating) Well, uh, heh, you see, uh, I, um, uh, uh, I.... (deflated) No. No, I did not catch her.

 

(facepalm) Moses Malone... if she's not here in the next few minutes, I'm afraid that this episode will have to be... cancelled.

 

(over exaggerated piano riff (DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN))

 

Not needed, but thanks anyway, ATW.

 

ATW: Of course, sir.

 

(sigh) Alright, Sora, I want that honey haired bitch back here ASAP. And you mess up again, then mark my words... (cuts throat with imaginary knife while making "chhh!" sound)

 

Kairi: (gasp) Nuuuuu! Don't kill my Sora! D:(huggles Sora tight) 

 

Sora: (wheezes) A little too tight there.

 

Kill? What? No. I just meant I'd cut off your shampoo supply privileges.

 

Sora: (gasps, still wheezing) That's even worse!

 

Now, I want you back here by 0500 hours.

 

Sora: Five hundred hours! We'll all be grandmas and grandpas by then!

 

(facepalm)

Kairi: (facepalm)

 

You really do suck at math, don't you?

 

(door bursts open)

 

Halt, who goes there?! (holds up gold katana)

 

???: Hey, hey, easy there! It's just me, Lea. Got it memorized? Oh, and by the way, I got Larxene.

 

Oh, really?

 

Lea: Yep. Here she is (throws a tied up. Larxene on the ground, kicking and screaming)

 

Aw, geez. (pulls out walky talky) Demyx, get in here and drag Larxene to her room, over.

 

(static)

 

What the--? Demyx, come in. I need you to get Larxene to her room.

 

(more static)

 

I said, "Get Larxene to her room", Demyx, do you copy?!

 

(even more static)

 

I SAID--!

 

(talkie blows water out of a little nozzle on to my face... ugh)

 

.... (spits out water). Yep... get a walkie talkie, walkie talkie is a prank. Get sprayed in the face.

 

Riku: That's what--

 

NO! NONE OF THAT!

 

Riku: Tee-hee! (runs off)

 

What's with that guy lately?

Kairi: Seriously, I don't even know anymore. -_-

 

(wipes water off) Demyx better get his ass over he--

 

Demyx: Here, boss!

GAH! (eye twitch) Why do you always sneak up on me like that?

 

Demyx: You're lucky that I didn't use my Demyx chop. Then, you would have been killed. ^^ (dashes to Larxene, picks her up, runs to the place he was just at in a flash)

What the fudge?

 

Demyx: Now Imma go make sure this here lady gets her stuff together for the show. SLAMACOW! (dashed off again)

 

.... Can someone give me an explanation of what just happened?

 

Phil: Two words, kid. Chocolate and Adventure Time.

 

Ah, I see. (under breath) And that wasn't two words. OKAY, people, no slacking off! We have a show to run. Larxene should only take so much--

 

(crash from the other room)

 

Uh... she should only take so much--

 

(another crash)

 

She should only take so m--

 

(and another crash)

 

She should--

 

(yet another crash)

 

-_______- Somebody, anybody, go give her the frickin' pill.

 

Namine: I'll do it.

 

Oh? Uh, really?

Namine: Yeah, I don't mind.

 

Well, that's nice of you.

 

Namine: Thanks... it'll give me some time to have a little fun with her (rubs hands together) A little payback for the Castle Oblivion crap... he-he-he-he-he...(walks to Larxene's room)

 

0.o.... (looks to camera) It's always the quiet ones, isn't it? ... Uh, um, the rest of you! Places, places! The show's about to start!

 

X*X*X*X*X

 

I know I'm stalling a bit with this episode, but please understand that I'm having to deal with a lot of personal stuff right now, and that filming--

 

Sora: Scripting.

 

Shut up, filming the Larxene episode might take a little while longer. Don't worry, my Spring Break starts this Thursday, so I'll definetly have some time by then.

[Reyn 1,755]

So, have you already taken all the questions you need for Larxene? Or can i add one?

[Ultimus Grid 546]

That's completely fine Firaga.  ("This Thursday"?  Mine does too.  :mellow: )

[Guest]

Question for Larxy if the questions are still open: What dose Zuse make you do for all that thunder?

[4Everbee 1,365]

To Sora: How many time have you and Riku 'done it'. 

~Regrets nothing.~