Firaga 5,947 Posted September 4, 2012 (edited) "Wait....this isn't about a character....it's about an entire game!" http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/ohmy.png That's right, this thread is gonna be a little different. Instead of making jokes about KH characters....we're gonna go through an entire game! This is how it'll work: Like going through appearances with characters, we're gonna list our bullet points based on elements of 2002's KH1, the start of a beautiful walk down a magical road we call the Kingdom Hearts Wet Dr--I MEAN, uh, Franchise...heh......these'll be things like the FMVS, the cutscenes, the gameplay, the enemies, and stuff like that. Simple, right? And FYI....since this is the first game, and regardless of whether you picked this up at age 6 or 16, the stuff that makes up Kingdom Hearts 1 was fairly new to us all, so let's keep things at a rate where we won't spoil games introduced in the games that follow (i.e. Even though Riku was being a body-bitch to Ansemand all that, I can't say "here marks a road to total emoness....because that'd spoil Days.) So, here we go. Anything I list can be used and anything not listed can be added by you (i.e. a specific cut-scene or event) [This is me at age 8, BTW...] Opening FMV: Uh.....alright, that happened. Awakening Stage: Ooh, what happens if I jump off the--hey, I didn't fall. Oh well. VS Darkside: Holy crud, this guy is scary! And ugly! And....is his hand pooping out more of those black ant things? 0-0 Oh well. LEEEEROY JENKINS! Meeting Wakka, Tidus, and Selphie: I have no idea who these three jerk-offs are....but they seem unimportant. Racing Riku: I'm gonna win! I'm gonna win! I'm gonna (FALL)....fail. I am going to fail. http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/dry.png Heartless Invade Destiny Islands: Hey, hey....why aren't these guys dying?! (10 minutes later) Screw it! I'm running! Riku Extends His Hand And Ditches Me: You jerk. :angry: Pluto Finds Me: Ah! Dog slobber. Hey, where you going? (doesn't see for rest of game) Well, you're important to the plot... http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/dry.png Exploring Traverse Town: I'm jumping off this mutha firetrucking buildiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing.....and I didn't break my ankles. I hear by dub this KH LOGIC. Sora's Creepy Ass Smile: 0-0....dude. Please stop. Meeting Queen Of Hearts: :mellow:... You're a mean, mean, lady.... :angry: Exploring Wonderland: It's even crazier than the movie! D: VS Cloud: Oh.....fudge. VS Cerberus: AH! Nice doggie! Nice doggie (runs around like my ass is on fire, dodging the Darkness pillars.) All Of Deep Jungle: Love it! The Beginning Of Agrabah: Hey, It's an Aladdin world and--what, Mom? I gotta take it back?! Biscuits! (I didn't really say biscuits, I just wanted to add something an 8 year old would say...) Well, this is all I can tell you....yeah, I know, I didn't finish the bloody game! You think I'm happy with that? No. Frickin rentals. If I had a PS2 again....actually, screw it. HURRY UP WITH THE DAMN HD COLLECTION! Well, I should stop spouting nonsense, now. Leave your feedback below. Edited September 5, 2012 by Firaga96 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zola 3,038 Posted September 4, 2012 Heartless invade Destiny Islands: WHO TURNED THE BRIGHTNESS LEVEL ON THIS TELEVISION DOWN?!?!?! All I can see are creepy yellow eyes EVERYWHERE! WHERE AM I?! *Runs into a tree* *Climbs it* NEVER LETTING GO. http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/smiley-cry.png Hahah, good times. 6 Xalaru, Firaga, FireRubies1 and 3 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zola 3,038 Posted September 4, 2012 Exploring Traverse Town: *wanders around for 3 hours before finding the alleyway door, FINALLY ending the Donald-and-Goofy-just-missed-you-goose-chase* 1 Firaga reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CloakedSchemerX 1,011 Posted September 4, 2012 Finishes game and replays it up to heartless invasion. W-w-w-w-w-w-wait! Sora, how come you skipped mommy's dinner!? bad boy. Also in destiny Islands for final fantasy fan-kids *looks around on the sculptures in the secret place* Oh look! Donalds on one of 'em! and hes standin next to a chocobo! Spoiler alerts for the win!! *finishes game* where the hell is the CHOCOBO?! 1 Firaga reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FireRubies1 1,325 Posted September 4, 2012 Me 13 Opening: This song will soon be my life Heartless Invade Destiny Islands: WHY IS EVERYTHING DARK!? OH I FOUND THE SHED... -saves-.. now I can't find the way out Exploring Traverse Town: This song is also my life Sora's Happy Face: Can my eyes do that? Wonderland: ALICE YOU'RE NOT A PRINCESS Deep Jungle: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHH Halloween Town: WHY IS IT DARK AGAIN!? Hollow Bastion: heeheee Kairi's inside Sora 1 Firaga reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RikuVazquez 108 Posted September 4, 2012 Exploring Traverse Town: *wanders around for 3 hours before finding the alleyway door, FINALLY ending the Donald-and-Goofy-just-missed-you-goose-chase* LoL, that's exactly like it happened to me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zola 3,038 Posted September 4, 2012 (sorry they're all spaced out. I keep thinking of more!) Hollow Bastion: YES! I'm a HEARTLESS! Where are you, heartless brethren?! Let us commune! ... ... ... *forever alone* Hollow Bastion: Goes skydiving as a heartless because too lazy to take the stairs. 2 Firaga and Unknown XIII reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unknown XIII 3 Posted September 4, 2012 Wonderland: Hitting the Queen of Hearts so she flips and her undergarments are showing... hehe dat butt Olympus Coliseum: Fighting through the first tournament beating Cloud then immediately trying to take on Cerberus without reloading potions or getting cure... so screwed! Neverland and Agrabah: Visiting after your second trip to Hollow Bastion... really screwed! Olympus Coliseum: Entering the Platinum Match for the first time... super screwed! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zola 3,038 Posted September 4, 2012 Oooh! And don't forget Collecting Raft Provisions: Uh, Kairi... Are you sure we only need a few fish, some coconuts, an egg, and three mushrooms to survive on that raft...? *collects 50 coconuts, just to be safe* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shana09 5,769 Posted September 4, 2012 (edited) Opening FMV: ooooo ahhhhhh Awakening Stage: where the hell is this kid VS Darkside: I DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON Meeting Wakka, Tidus, and Selphie: OH MY GOD ITS WAKKA AND TIDUS. Who is she? Racing Riku: *does this for 50x because my brother wants me to get this item 5048450894x* Heartless Invade Destiny Islands: dieeeeeee *an hour later* why aren't u guys dying *runs away to attack more and goes into a cutscene* Riku Extends His Hand And Ditches Me: 8D im so confused right now Pluto Finds Me: PLUTOOOOOOOOOOOOO Exploring Traverse Town: Where do I go? Do I go over here? Why is there no music? Whats going on? Where is Goofy and Donald? Sora's Creepy Ass Smile: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH STOP PLEASE Meeting Queen Of Hearts: OH YUSS BABY! OFF WITH UR HEAD! Exploring Wonderland: I wanna fight moar cards :< All Of Deep Jungle: Tarzannn The Beginning Of Agrabah: OH MY GOD ALADDIN. *Stays here for months and months and keeps on fighting Jafar for eternity* i was like 3 - 5 when i was playing this yep ill add more l8er Edited September 4, 2012 by Shana09 1 Firaga reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jim 2,990 Posted September 4, 2012 WHERE IS THE FREAKING SEAGULL E- Oh, thanks Selphie Cerberus has ANOTHER hp bar?! I am SICK of watching this scene before Riku/Ansem fight again and again. Heh Heh, Donald hit Sora's heartless on the head. This last world is creeping me out. heh heh Ansem went boom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Noby Raghavan 168 Posted September 4, 2012 Heartless invade the island Me: AUGGH ATTTAACCCK! -dies- ATTTACK! -dies- RUN TO THE SMALL ISLAND! -can't find stairs, dies- RUN TO THE SECRET PLACE! -dies- ROW BACK ON THE LITTLE BOAT! -dies- Me: Aw screw this. -goes online and read walkthrough- Huh? OHHHHH you go through the little staircase thingy. 1 Firaga reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brox Relwal 5 Posted September 4, 2012 fighting the guard armor in traverse town: im just gonna sit on the roof here and let donald and goofy take care of this.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CloakedSchemerX 1,011 Posted September 4, 2012 Ursula: pish posh, Ill whack her to death! 2 hours later~ Yes! Ursula 2: *keeps failing at staying on her neck to kill her.* whatever, *Casts stop* (makes a horrified expression at Ursulas horrific face. Halloween town: keeps falling off, taking the ride on the tub Monstro: Lost. 13 hours later~ ooh I found riku! *dies from parasite cages acid* Hollow Bastion: *tunes up tv brightness level*. Dies on Riksem to keep seeing him backslap donald away Ending: someone just JUMP! Dumb***es. Credits: ~When you walk away, you don't hear me say PLEEEEEASE oh baby, don't go~ Secret ending: oh damn I cant wait for this movie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
