Text Org. Stories

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Note: I did not make these. My cousin made them, then he made them into cartoons and put them on youtube, but I don't know the name of them. If any of you recognize this, put a link to the video please.

 

 

(Roxas rings the doorbell of the Castle That Never Was)

Xemnas: (opens the door) um...can I help you?

Roxas: Okay man, this is so freakin' wierd! I was walking down the street, then all of a sudden im like "wait, where am I?" then i was all like, "Wait WHO am I?" then i saw this castle with the freakish moon, and I'm like, "OMFG, what is that?" So then I thought it'd be best to take a look around so...

 

(Ten minutes later)

Roxas: ...then I came here and saw you, and I'm like "Who's that?" So I thought the best course of action was to talk to you, find out who I am, where I am, and the events before...

Xemnas: Yes, yes, thats all very interesting. See you in hell. (slams the door)

Saix: (inside) who was that?

Xemnas: (shrugs) Oh, just some Nobody.

Saix: (sighs)

Xemnas: (opens door again) could you repeat that one last time, the last bit.

Roxas: Oh, can i bunk with you guys for a little bit?

Xemnas: That depends what you have to offer our Organization.

Roxas: Just these things. (summons Oathkeeper and Oblivion)

Xemnas: So, wait...what?! You don't have anything else? Some power of some element? An unstoppable army of lifeless shells?

Roxas: Well you see...

Xemnas: (slams door, it begins to rain outside)

 

(a few hours later)

 

Axel: (teleports to Xemnas, who is typing on a computer) Who was that?

Xemnas: Oh, just some clown with mishaped swords...

Axel: (looks at the window, Roxas is standing in the exact same position with Oathkeeper and Oblivion next to him) Dude, those are keyblades.

Xemnas: Ke-whats?

Axel: The key to fully complete Kingdom Hearts?

Xemnas: Doesn't ring a bell...

Axel: It was your first myspace entry.

Xemnas: (runs outside) Congratulations, you are now member ex-eye-eye-eye of Organization 13.

Roxas: Awesome! Wait, ex-eye...what does that bunch of letters mean again?

Xemnas: It means you should stop stalling and come inside before I change my mind.

Roxas: (follows Xemnas down a hallway) so what's with the castle? Is that yours?

 

Xemnas: Technically speaking, yes. I'd like you to meet your fellow members. This is number two, Xigbar.

 

Xigbar: Hey boss, who's the new kid?

 

Xemnas: This is...oh wait, what is your name?

 

ROxas: I'm Roxas

 

Xigbar: Lame. Your with the Organization now, you need a more intimadating name, like...hmmmm, Sephiroth! (one-winged angel plays in backround) Oh, right sorry, never mind.

 

Xemnas: This is our number three, Xaldin.

 

Xaldin: Well met, Roxas.

 

Roxas: Dude, whats with your hair?

 

Xaldin: (grows bigger and bigger as Roxas looks up at him) THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH MY HAIR!

 

Xemnas: This is our number four, Vexen. He's our team scientist.

 

Vexen: Charmed, now if you would please step back a bit, im performing an experiment of the upmost importance.

 

Xemnas: (whispering) he's trying to find out what somebody would do for a Klondike bar.

(switches to outside the castle, an explosion is heard)

 

Vexen: Oh Gosh, it's everywhere. It's, It's in my hair. It is in my eyes. (Vexen screams) where is the washroom?

 

Xemnas: moving on, this is Lexaeus, he's our combat veteran.

 

Lexaeus: What do you know about COMBAT?

 

Roxas: hit someone until they vanish or until a cutscene starts?

 

Lexaeus: (whispering to Xemnas) this kid's a pro.

 

Xemnas: This is Zexion, our number six

 

Zexion: How do you handle against magic? (his eyes glow different colors)

 

Roxas: (angrily) must, destory, SONY! (Xemnas punches Roxas)

 

Xemnas: Snap out of it. This is Sai'x, my second in command.

 

Sai'ix: (Very quietly) We need as many Nobodies as we can get, the war will start soon.

 

Roxas: you seem awfully calm about that.

 

Sai'ix: That's mostly because of Vexen's latest pill, it helps me keep a level.

 

Roxas: okay... (edges away from Sai'ix)

 

Xemnas: Ah, here is our number eight, Axel.

 

Axel: Hey, Roxas right, the name's Axel. (suddenly serious) got it memorized?

 

Roxas: um...yes?

 

Axel: (friendly again) hey awesome, catcha later.

 

Roxas: Wh-what just happened?

 

Xemnas: I'm never sure to be honest. This is our number nine, Demyx.

 

Demyx: Hey, how are things?

 

Roxas: well i kinda don't know, no past and all...

 

Demyx: Oh, right, so how 'bout them, buildings, right?

 

Xemnas: Do you even do any work around here?

 

Demyx: All the work is doing harm to God's creatures, we shouldn't harm them, we should all gather in peace and glory.

 

Xemnas: (punches Demyx) shut up. This is our number ten. Um...Luxord, could you perhaps set your game aside for a moment?

 

Luxord: ssh, not now. Im on a roll here. (he pulls a giant bag labeled, 'cash' onto the table) im all in!

 

Xemnas: Never mind then. This is Marluxia.

 

Marluxia: peculiar name you have there, Roxas, I would shake your hand or something, but (pulls out a mirror) i cant seem to find which angle i look best from.

 

Xemnas: This is Larxene

 

Roxas: Hi!

 

Larxene: keep walking

 

Roxas: okay...?

 

Xemnas: watch your step around her, we used to have fifteen members.

 

Roxas: what happened to them?

 

Larxene: I noticed your still in my space, i'd recomend moving before you become a permanent piece of that wall behind you.

 

Xemnas: (walks up to a hooded person) and next we have, wait, who are you? There is no fourteenth member.

 

Mysterious man: oh, im...the new intern.

 

Xemnas: Oh, then get back to work!

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(i was taking up too much space, so im continueing right here)

 

(Xigbar passes by a closed door)

Larxene: (from behind the door) Are you sure about this?

 

Marluxia: (behind the door) i've never been more sure in my life.

 

Xigbar: What's going on in there?

 

Larxene: (muffled) wow, this things HUGE

 

Marluxia: (muffled) wait till you get a feel of it.

 

Lexaeus: They have my attention.

 

Mysterious man: (appears out of nowhere) hey guys, here's a bomb. (gives them a bomb)

 

Lexaeus/Xigbar: What the **** are you doing?

 

(switches to inside the room, a muffled explosion is heard)

 

Marluxia: It's so simple, if Roxas can wield a keyblade, or two. Then we just need his true self to counter him.

 

LArxene: Last I heard, he's dealing with some heartless problem, how do we snag him if he's doing some useless thing like saving the world?

 

Marluxia: Leave that to me. THE ORGANIZATION WILL BE MINE.

 

Axel: (appears in the room) hey guys, secret plan? Awesome! Mind if I join?

 

Marluxia: Uh, sure.

 

Larxene: I dont seem any harm in it.

 

Vexen: (who is randomly in the room) neither do i. (everyone stares at him) what?

 

Marluxia: Let us begin our plans, and give a warm welcome to Sor...(roxas is suddenly in the room)THUMBS! Sore thumbs. Er...were having a game party. Were not conspiring cause uh...or anything...uh, nothing at all. Your crazy! what are you...of course im not...im not plotting! Shut up! HALO, POKEMON, EVERYBODY AT THE CIRCUS, GRR..ERG..JAF

 

Roxas: 'kay, i was just wondering where Demyx was.

 

Marluxia: Oh, oh, i knew that. Ahem. I-I didn't do it!

 

 

Demyx: He wants what?

 

Roxas: I dunno, Xemnas said something about going to ANOTHER WORLD he said, the others were having trouble with it. Some kinda Jungley, placey thing.

 

Demyx: That sounds more like Axels place, or Marluxias.

 

Roxas: yeah, Xemnas actually mentioned that too.

 

(it shows Axel in a pokemon game)

 

Axel: man, whats with everyone and wanting to Pokemon battle lately? I swear, well, i'd better save. (he opens a menu and saves) Just walking down this road and OH CRAP A TRAINER! (disapears)

 

Trainer: Dude, i found a puddy!

 

Axel: phew, that was close. I'd btter save. (he tries to open a menu, but it says 'No save for you') uh oh. Can't save, and there's a trainer, right there. Maybe I can sneak past him...

 

Trainer 2: LOL! POKEMON BATTLE!

 

(axel screams, it shows Axel on a different road)

Axel: just have to get down this road, and ill be safe. (He starts to walk down the road, but the menu pops up, blocking his way) what the crap? Go away!

(the screen starts to spin)

Axel: WHAT THE CRAP?!?!?!?!

 

(he is pulled into a battle with a wild Mew. The Mew starts charging it's super attack, the screen reads, 'No pkmn, lol.' Four options come up: 'Attack' 'Pkmn' 'Bag' and 'Lose your mind', he selects the last one)

 

Axel: Leave me the **** alone! (axel starts to glow red, the mew's eyes grow huge and white, and the whole screen turns red.)

 

 

Demyx: um...maybe i should go.

(demyx is in a jungle)

 

Demyx: what the **** was that? (gasps) oh no. God will get me in trouble for that. Oh no, no.

(the bear from Jungle book comes over to demyx)

 

Bear: Hey hey hey, looks like you could use some bare necesities!

(the screen goes black)

 

Demyx: but, i like my clothes. I like to live!

 

 

(back at the castle)

Xemnas: so, how did it go?

 

Roxas: um, Demyx is pregnant. (Xemnas's eyes get bigger) with a bear.

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(again, i ran out of room)

 

(in the round room)

Sai'ix: quiet everyone, the Superior now speaks.

 

Roxas: Superior?

 

Axel: You know, Mr. Dark and Depressing.

 

Xemnas: (appears in his chair) My fellow members, the time has come. No more messing around. No more games. (Luxord raises his hand) Yes Luxord?

 

Luxord: But...But I, I wanna...

 

Xemnas: ugh, fine you can keep your games...

 

Luxord: whoopee!

 

Xemnas: in any case, my statement holds true. We must select who will go to castle Oblivion where one of our main targets will go.

 

Roxas: Ill go.

 

Everyone but Roxas: NO!

 

Xaldin: uh...we mean, we already have a task for you.

 

(five minutes later, in the woods)

 

Roxas: okay, whats the job?

 

Demyx: um...okay, here's what you gotta do.

 

(it shows a creepy house, a doorbell rings and someone answers the door to Roxas)

 

Roxas: Hi! I'm here to return my colleagues CD's that he borrowed from...(looks up) you?

 

(the person is revealed to be Sephiroth, One Winged Angel plays.)

 

Sephiroth: (holding the Cd's) i expect all of them to be in perfect condition. I'd hate for one of them to be...(lowers his sword to Roxas's throat) DAMAGED.

 

Roxas: um...um...yes?

 

Sephiroth: hmm...this one's CHIPPED.

 

Roxas: (gulps) (it shows explosions all around Roxas as he is running away) AHHHH! HELP IM ONLY LEVEL 51! AHHHHHHHHH!