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How bad grammer kills puppies

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crashrobot55 has suggested i write about this.

 

Wen da puppeh see da bad grammer, its blood races to its kidney, the kidney then explodes. the puppeh then cries in sheer pain, while the owner of the puppeh brings to hospital, the bad grammer disease goes to stage too.at staege too the puppeh has lost all of its teef. its spleen has shranks to the point of u needin a microscope to see it. the blood stops racing for about twee days. teh puppeh now has dimensia, poopin itself evereh 10 minutes. stage twee then kicks in.at stage twee, the puppeh goes blind and deaf, digs holes around to sleep in, and goes completleh bald. it groes 2 big teeth like a rat or mouse, but it sticks out all da time. it diigs multipleh tunnels, puppies around it got the disease as well and joined it. stage four out of 5 begins shortly after.stage 4 kicks in, and the puppehs spleen disappears, and its heart enlargens about 3 times its original size.the puppeh body enlargen about 3000 times it size, and it gets a rampagin anger. the puppeh attacks everythin includin da twees! y da twees man?! and da us military has to nuke da place, and the whole world gets nuked, den da people build machine of time and time travel and kill all da puppehs to prevent it from happenin again. stage 5 begins.now dat all puppehs r dead, all cuz of grammer bad, the gooby goes bak in teme an brings em back, makin sure that they turn into to turtle puppehs. and dats how bad grammer klls puppehs. turns em into a monster and peepoles kill ems. also rhinos got feet due to alien peepoles. RHINOS USED TO FLOAT AROUND IN MARS AND SHIT EVERYWHERE, THATS HOW MARS GOT RED BTW! cuz rhonos have red poopy.

 

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meh, not meh bestest work, but it will doo

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You're using bad grammar.

 

ur point?

 

You're using bad grammar.

 

i dink bad grammer is da cure to everytin, n plius is point of da joke

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Gooby did you know every time you write, you kill an innocent puppy?

 

o shits, *activates button to make bad grammer make puppies healthy* HA

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All I walk away with from this is that under certain (and unfortunately common) circumstances, puppies have the potential to become a terrible danger not only to the community, but to the world in general. Thus, I am brought to one, terrible, dark conclusion:

 

 

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Puppy hunt

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