Loki 1,184 Posted August 12, 2012 This could easily be the greatest creation by man in human history. It easily trumps the wheel and the printing press. It is the Banana Slicer made by Victorio Kitchen (model type 571B) This amazing device is guaranteed to cut your banana in even slices in a matter of seconds. Your morning and afternoon snacks will no longer be times of frustration trying to cut your banana in bite size pieces one at a time. This invention does it for you. It is highly durable, stylish, and ensured to satisfy. But don't take my word at it. Look at what other owners have to say about this innovative creation. I have to say, I can't possibly think of a better use of one's intelligence than the creation of the 571B Nana Slicing device. Why on earth would anybody which to contribute to medical advances, or bridge he gap between nations whom have been at war for decades when you could spend the time creating this splendid product?It is a far superior design to that of the wire item that was created circa the 1960s to slice eggs using the same principle. As of course plastic is a far more sustainable and recyclable production substrate.I would be completely unable to go about my daily life bereft of this product as I don't appear to have any ability to apply myself enough to think of an alternative kitchen utensil to slice a banana! When a burgler came to my house I was tempted to reach for the butcher knife in the kitchen, but instead I grabbed the 571B banana slicer. I told the burgler..."I'm gonna slice your nanner" and he ran in a terrible fright. Thank you 571B banana slicer for saving my home and possibly my life. I used to be self conscious before I found the banana slicer. I would get awful gawks from men and comments like, oh yeah eat that banana girl . Now I can eat my banana in peace. Thank you for making the banana classy again. As you may or may not know, I have 27 trained monkeys I use to do my evil bidding. Well, the younger monkeys teeth have not fully developed and so slicing a banana to feed them is a necessary chore. The adult monkeys used to have to chew up bananas and feed their young but not anymore with the Victorio Kitchen Products 571B Banana Slicer. The adults are going bananas over this time saving easy product. No longer so they have to taste and chew the deliciousness banana without eating it teasing them like a teenage prom date.Now, they can eat and enjoy while i feed the young by slicing the bananas into small pieces that's easy for them to digest, This product is aces in my book and if you have 27 trained monkeys that will help you take over the land of OZ, i highly recommenced this product. This product is more useful than a barrel of monkeys Change your life today: http://www.amazon.com/Victorio-Kitchen-Products-Banana-Slicer/dp/B001F5STWU/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top 9 Kirux, Shana09, HarLea Quinn and 6 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kinode 3,056 Posted August 12, 2012 MEN BEWARE 2 Think Pink and Wolfgang reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remains of Old 117 Posted August 12, 2012 Lazy people are lazy. I prefer a knife. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wolfgang 735 Posted August 12, 2012 Dude my firetrucking nanner is not safe. 2 Kinode and HarLea Quinn reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HarLea Quinn 26,501 Posted August 12, 2012 This is a GENIUS invention Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spectrum of Life 188 Posted August 12, 2012 I was hoping that we had finally cultivated the armored banana to throw at our foes. THANKS A LOT. 1 Kinode reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Imoore4 687 Posted August 12, 2012 Ladies and Gentlemen Loki is back Bitches!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chaosx 113 Posted August 12, 2012 Please don't slice my nanner... 1 Kinode reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AnsemTheWise 1,114 Posted August 12, 2012 I clicked on here, thinking 'Uh huh, yeah. Loki's just gonna post some-'. Then I loudly exclaimed "Holy crap!" when I actually saw it. I must make this banana slicer mine... 1 Kirux reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shana09 5,769 Posted August 12, 2012 Think about it. You have your knife in your hand. You cut the banana. One slice. Two slice. Oh, shoot, that slice was twice as thick as the previous slice. Hmm. Try again. Third slice. My hell, that slice veered off to the side and it's not a banana disc, it's a stupid banana wedge. Oh, and the stupid thing is sticking to the knife. Repeat this over and over, each morning, and what are you left with? A frustrating start to the day, a waste of time, and stupid uneven lumpy banana mess. Start your day with the banana slicer? Even slices. Every time. You would literally have to be blind AND have Parkinson's or ALS or something to mess this up. This banana slicer will literally save you years of time over the course of your life, it is so fast and easy. Not to mention it will save you years of stress. Keep a full head of hair, and keep yourself young and healthy: get the banana slicer. It will inject tiger's blood into your morning routine and might literally melt your face it is so great. amazon ppl i love u Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob 5,571 Posted August 12, 2012 LOL Better hope you have a tiny one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Think Pink 1,967 Posted August 12, 2012 MEN BEWARE will you marry me? 1 Kinode reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooby 16 Posted August 12, 2012 gooby no like it es scawy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
