hatok 6,413 Posted August 11, 2012 The following tenets are important in achieving a Rob-like persona Habits: -Each day, at a regular time, systematically go through every topic and post a reply. If nothing can be added, simply agree with a previous post -Must be a whore roughly 30% of the time -When presented with a question, the following responses are to be expected: "Youtube." "Gamefaqs." "Wikipedia." or "Google" Similar options may be considered -Everything must be meta. Sublayers of meta expected Verbal Tics: -Refer to self in the third person -Use simple, concise sentences. No walls of text. Ever Social Skills: - Make heavy use of juxtaposition in terms of attitude - Self imposed awkwardness may be used liberally, but is highly situational Physical Attributes: -Must be able to pass for an age of roughly a century (It tends to vary between 98-99 years, experts say) If you are looking to create a Rob themed Dream Eater, you will need the following ingredients: 3 Handy Figments 1 Frantic Figment 1 Superego Fancy 1 Non Sequitur Fantasy It's worth noting that Rob has a natural 5% chance to evolve into an Uncle Dolan (Rob's Link ability is to turn the user into a whore) 20 AnsemTheWise, Col.Random, Remains of Old and 17 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coolwings 1,546 Posted August 11, 2012 Oh no! A thread that can show people how to act like Rob, this cant be good. 2 theultimatesorafan and Col.Random reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Uncle Dolan 963 Posted August 11, 2012 (edited) hatok, can I marry you? EDIT: I just bought this ring for you too so you better say yes Edited August 11, 2012 by Uncle Dolan 3 Kinode, theultimatesorafan and Kello reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hatok 6,413 Posted August 11, 2012 hatok, can I marry you? EDIT: I just bought this ring for you too so you better say yes Let's go with hetero life-mates 2 Kello and Uncle Dolan reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Uncle Dolan 963 Posted August 11, 2012 Let's go with hetero life-mates Damn it, now how am I going to get my 10K back! D: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Waller-pearson 60 Posted August 11, 2012 The following tenets are important in achieving a Rob-like persona Habits: -Each day, at a regular time, systematically go through every topic and post a reply. If nothing can be added, simply agree with a previous post -Must be a whore roughly 30% of the time -When presented with a question, the following responses are to be expected: "Youtube." "Gamefaqs." "Wikipedia." or "Google" Similar options may be considered -Everything must be meta. Sublayers of meta expected Verbal Tics: -Refer to self in the third person -Use simple, concise sentences. No walls of text. Ever Social Skills: - Make heavy use of juxtaposition in terms of attitude - Self imposed awkwardness may be used liberally, but is highly situational Physical Attributes: -Must be able to pass for an age of roughly a century (It tends to vary between 98-99 years, experts say) If you are looking to create a Rob themed Dream Eater, you will need the following ingredients: 3 Handy Figments 1 Frantic Figment 1 Superego Fancy 1 Non Sequitur Fantasy It's worth noting that Rob has a natural 5% chance to evolve into an Uncle Dolan (Rob's Link ability is to turn the user into a whore) hes a scumbag lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RikuVazquez 108 Posted August 11, 2012 LOL 1 theultimatesorafan reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AnsemTheWise 1,114 Posted August 11, 2012 We don't need more Robs. Geriatric patients are hard enough to take care of, they shouldn't be running around wild. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remains of Old 117 Posted August 11, 2012 Hatok, this was epic, and cruel. ''It's worth noting that Rob has a natural 5% chance to evolve into an Uncle Dolan'' This line made me laugh 2 Uncle Dolan and theultimatesorafan reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheApprenticeofKingMickey 3,689 Posted August 11, 2012 Yes. 2 Cricket and Think Pink reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pyrrha Nikos 1,162 Posted August 11, 2012 Can't wait to materialize my own Rob! Thanks hatok Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob 5,571 Posted August 11, 2012 LOL Rob loves this. Majority seems legit. 2 hatok and coolwings reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
