MyDixieRect 2,061 Posted August 10, 2012 Hey guys, I've been meaning to make an account here (since I love KH so much), especially since a good friend of mine said you all are such nice people, so I finally did! Woot! Hello everyone! Now to celebrate our newly found unity and break the ice, please enjoy these awful jokes of mine. 1. How come Xemnas couldn't blackmail Sora and Riku? He had nothing on them. 2. Ever hear about the guy at the library who checked out Larxene's novel? He was in for a shock! 3. Who's Vexen's favorite rap artist? Vanilla Ice! 4. About that fight between Roxas and Axel... You could say Axel got torched! 5. What did an impatient Xigbar say to Demyx Come on Demyx, water you waiting for? Yeah they're all so horrible and I don't want to make you cringe anymore so I'll leave it there, just thought I'd get you to like me with my (bad) humor.... 2 Sora and Dracozombie reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HarLea Quinn 26,501 Posted August 10, 2012 Hello . Welcome to your new addiction. I'm not joking 1 Robbie the Wise reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shana09 5,769 Posted August 10, 2012 ur jokes r wonderful welcome~ 8D Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RikuVazquez 108 Posted August 10, 2012 Welcome to your new home! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dracozombie 4,554 Posted August 10, 2012 Ohmigawd you're finally here! I'm the one who recommended this site to him, because you're all (mostly) such nice people, and not totally stupid like the people on GameFAQs. Nice job on the puns. He's been planning those for a while now, guys. Love him. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Demetri Burke 11 Posted August 10, 2012 your jokes = success. welcum to the site! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ultimus Grid 546 Posted August 10, 2012 (edited) (Speaks like Mr.Popo): Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!! Welcome to Kh13, the place where you'll KEEP COMING BACK!! But seriously, welcome to the site. Edited August 10, 2012 by Ultimus Grid Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AverageGoddess 163 Posted August 10, 2012 HAHA, they're better than my KH jokes WELCOME TO THE SITE! officially. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MyDixieRect 2,061 Posted August 10, 2012 Wow guys! Thank you all so much! I love you all already. Thanks for your love of my jokes. I feel so welcome! Ohmigawd you're finally here! I'm the one who recommended this site to him, because you're all (mostly) such nice people, and not totally stupid like the people on GameFAQs. Nice job on the puns. He's been planning those for a while now, guys. Love him. *GASP* I am! Yes, she's the one! My good buddy, DZ! When you said "Love him" I was thinking "Awww, I love you too!" then I realized you were just telling the others to love me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob 5,571 Posted August 10, 2012 Welcome. Hope you enjoy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pyrrha Nikos 1,162 Posted August 10, 2012 hahah your jokes made me crack up! :,) newbie gets a cookie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gambleroffateluxord 0 Posted August 11, 2012 i'm new here as well, my name is "gambleroffateluxord" (luxord for short) as you can see but in real i have another nickname "melvin" call me either one, i can help catch you up to the kingdom hearts story line if you missed a game and need info, i can also give you background info, i can't give you boss tips for most bosses but whatever i hope to someday find an online kingdom hearts game that i can play on my mac Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AnsemTheWise 1,114 Posted August 11, 2012 *opens the thread.* "Hey, a new member. I think I'll say hi." *reads jokes* *frozen for a minute, brain fried* *reboot* Restarting system Root file c:brain Initializing............ complete Booting c:braincommonsense.................................... boot failed Retry? Y/N n Restarting... And that's what happened. Welcome to KH13, Winner's Proof! Thanks for breaking my brain! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sora96 17,256 Posted August 11, 2012 Hey, welcome to the site. I hope you're enjoying it here. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OthersiderME 614 Posted August 19, 2012 Icebreaking. There's a KH3D command for that. *goes off to fill a command deck with Icebreaker* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
