You Know You're Obsessed with Kingdom Hearts When....

[ZexyVexy 0]

You Know You're Obsessed with Kingdom Hearts When....

~ Whenever you see something shiny on the ground, you and your siblings form a tight circle around it and jump in hopes of it spewing out some bouncy, green HP balls or diamond shaped munny.1

 

~ You change your cats/dogs name to Sora. That cat/dog dies and you name your second one Sora the 2nd. 2

 

~ You tromp around in your Fathers gigantic loafers, wondering how Sora walks in such colossal shoes. 3

 

~ After you beat the game, it hits you like a ton of bricks. 'What? That's it? NOOOOO! It cant be over! NO! NO! NO! What will I do now?' Then you go to your room and start to cry quietly. You remain depressed for the next couple of days until you simply start a new game and the fun begins all over again. 4

 

~ You try to do double jumps on the trampoline, like Sora, but fail miserably. 5

 

~ You ponder about what it would be like to make out with someone as hot and sexy as Sora/Riku/Roxas/(Insert KH guy you LOVE here). 6

 

~ Then you realize that Sora/Riku/Roxas/(Insert KH guy you LOVE here) doesn't even exist in reality. He is just a bunch of clumped up pixels. You then cry. 7

 

~ You watch the KH intro CG at least once a week, if not more. Then you download it onto your computer so you can watch it over and over in the privacy of your own room because your parents were starting to get worried about you. They would point to the T.V. and say, "What's that you're watching?" And you would say, "Gawwwd, it's a video game." Then they would give you a vexed look and walk away, and you would be happy that they were finally gone so that you could watch it in peace. 8

 

~ You get lost in the woods looking for the tree with the door that leads to Halloween Town. 9

 

~ You randomly challenge your buddies to a duel and whip their asses with a jump rope, wooden stick, and/or pummel them with anything that resembles a blitz ball. 10

 

~ You buy every Haley Joel Osment movie just to hear Sora's sweet voice and find yourself tuning in to 7th Heaven likewise or maybe another anime like Naruto to hear Iruka's voice (Quinton Flynn who plays Axel in KH2). 11

 

~ You record every CG and cut scene, make a hundred copies, and sell it on Ebay! 12

 

~ You scream, "Gravira", at your enemy expecting him/her to flatten onto the ground like a pancake, but that doesn't happen and they just stare at you in disgust. 13

 

~ You burst outside, scramble onto the street screaming hysterically and running around in circles flailing you arms over your head because you've just found out when KH2 was coming out. 14

 

~ You annoy your friends and family with impressions of Goofy falling off a cliff. "YAHOHOHOOOYYY...!!!"15

 

~ You also annoy your friends and family by doing impressions of Donald sending the cure spell to Sora and Goofy. "SHOWA! GOOFEE!"16

 

~ You now refer to Mickey Mouse as "King Mickey" like that's always been his name. 17

 

~ You try to bring ballooned out pants, gloves, and buckles, back in style. 18

 

~ During class you start to wonder just exactly why Riku's hair is silver. I mean, its not a natural color, unless he's in a lot of stress or he's aging strangely. (Some may think it's still the sexiest thing ever ^_~)19

 

~ When you are in a swimming pool, you imagine Mer-Sora swimming along at the bottom corner of the pool. You then start to freak yourself out. 20

 

~ When you're in a snowball fight you yell, "FREEZE!", before you throw. 21

 

~ You go to Disney Land and ask the Princesses if they're alright after their traumatic experience. 22

 

~ Whenever you're going to get your period, you deny your obvious PMS and say that you're just being possessed by Ansem.23

 

~ You have to actually drop what you are doing from the fact that you MUST know what drive form Sora looks the hottest in and immediately go to play KH2 to do so (Valor Red...No! Wisdom Blue...NO WAIT! Master Yellow! Eh...Oh I know! Final White! DAMMIT! >>___< <)24

 

~ The next day you curse yourself for not getting your homework for class done due to the fact you were too worried about Sora's hotness...but then you remember it's all going to be okay (as you think of KH2 all day and (Insert KH guy you LOVE here.)25

 

~ Cry your ass off during certain cut-scenes even though you've seen them like a THOUSAND times26

 

~ You wish upon a star that Sora (or another dude or someone) is real EVERY night...Oh! and eh-heh of course that Pinocchio will become a real boy!27

 

~ You get creeped out every time Dr. Finklestein opens his top and scratches his brain28

 

~ You sit up and write all of this stuff in hopes that SOMEONE might care! LMAO!29

 

~ Every time you watch the Little Mermaid now you see Sora, Donald, and Goofy singing along with Ariel and Sebastian30

 

~ In fact...every Disney movie featured in the KH games runs through your mind with Sora in them now...31

 

~ In English class they ask you to do a multigenre project and you do it on anime/videogames (KH!)32

 

~ In the shower you frequently find yourself singing Simple and Clean (Hikari), or Sanctuary (Passion).33

 

~ You find yourself buying the soundtracks to KH and KH2 and listening to the music while pretending to be fighting w/ Sora/ (insert peeps here) to defend against the Heartless.34

 

~ While in a group activity such as charades, you find yourself up on stage and imagining that Sora/(insert peeps here) is cheering you on to do your best. The same goes for tests in school...and yet...THAT can kind of be distracting...35

 

~ You look up at the sky and imagine the clouds as KH people or things (Oh look! That one looks like a Moogle!!!)36

 

~ When you play other RPG games you design your character to look like Sora, Riku, or someone else from KH37

 

~ You laugh your ass off in the middle of a silent room filled with people thinking about bloopers for the KH video games (i.e. Sora throwing the Keyblade in an attempt to do Strike Raid and it hitting the camera and breaking it)38

 

~ You wish that the games of KH would last forever or they would put new levels in it such as some with Final Fantasy...*sigh*39

 

~ You make Sora/ (Insert peeps here) shaped pancakes for breakfast!!! ^_^40

 

~ In Sleeping Beauty The Maleficent Dragon never looked scarier...41

 

~ When you play treasure hunt maybe with your little siblings or cousins you want to find the treasure chest yourself and see if there would be a Bangle within to give you strength42

 

~ You choose to do the suicidal fight with Sephiroth just to hear the awesome music43

 

~ You cheer because Arieth is ALIVE in KH44

 

~ You build your own gummi ships and mark that as a hobby on your resume for a job application45

 

~ While flying the gummi ship you stand up off of whatever you're sitting on and move with the ship while shouting, "DIE, DIE, DIEEEEEEEEE!"46

 

~ You curse Square Enix for taking so long to come out with KH3 and where KH2 ended. (Watch the secret Japanese/English subbed ending on YouTube!)47

 

~ You never heard of the movie Tron before, only the games, but after KH2 you want to play/watch it48

 

~ Winnie the Pooh suddenly comes back in your life49

 

~ You try and summon Stitch in school to take out your most hated rival with his snot-spitting attack or plasma guns...or his deadly UKELELE!!!50

 

~ You tune in frequently to Ebay to see if that Keyblade price has lowered any51

 

~ You buy up all of the KH graphic novels even though you own and BEAT all of the games including Chain of Memories52

 

~ The Nightmare Before Christmas becomes your favorite Tim Burton movie53

 

~ You stare at the KH box art because it's SHINY...............O___O shiiiineeeeyyyy 54

 

~ When you got the game(s) you stood before your family at Christmastime or Eastertime 55

 

or whenever you got it and give a standing ovation like you just got an Oscar Award56

 

~ If your KH(2) case gets a scratch or the tiniest nick on it you immediately switch it out for another less damaged game box57

 

~ When you light the stove to cook something (unless you have an electric one...) you say, "FIRE!!!" 58

 

~ You feel the only cases worthy enough to hold your memory card is KH or KH259

 

~ You yell, "USE THE GIANT KEY IN YOUR FREAKING HAND!!!" at Sora since he has the Keyblade, is HOLDING IT, and SEES the locked door and all he can say is, "It's locked..." >>_____<<

[Roxas 13 2]

This is surprisingly true and violation.

[Kishira 2,854]

... I found myself nodding to a good bit of these. >///>;

[roxaskeybladeart55 72]

I think you're obsessed with kh

[KeyOfVentus 90]

~When durring a thunder storm you run around like and idiot yelling THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER!!!!!!~

[ZexyVexy 0]

~When durring a thunder storm you run around like and idiot yelling THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER!!!!!!~

 

heh no i dont think so i would be inside the house lol

[Nick 103]

i read most of that and that sounds a lot like me

[power-of-wind 0]

When you obsesively turn on KH again to see what your favorite character's clothes look like.

 

(Number 48 is so true for me)

[xRayne93 10]

8D ive done a few of those

<---*insane obsessed KH fan! 8D*

[darklighter 4]

THAT WAS LOL-TASTIC

[xian 0]

when you post on a kh forum... oh wait

 

on a serious note, when you imagine every stick or sword like object is a keyblade

[358daysbySLEEP 0]

wow some of those were true for me

[Xhemir 1]

-when you throw glass bottles to your sick friend in hopes of healing him/her but in the end you just make it worse

 

- you buy all of jesse's cds just to hear roxas sing

 

-you spend all you money to buy a console ONLY because a kh game come out for it...coughcoughBBSandDayscoughcough

 

-you buy lightsabers so you can feel like xemnas

 

-when you make a list of all your possible Nobody names

 

-whenever you hear jesse's or haley osment's voice you think of Sora and Roxas

 

-when you start believing that God is actually KH..as in the heart-shaped moon (i dont mean to offend, its just a joke a friend once told me)

 

-after you first see what the org member's room look like, you want to redecorate your room so it looks just like it

 

 

i'd write more but i have to go to sleep

 

...i'd actually done a lot of these D: *is obssesed*

[Deadshot 666]

You Know You're Obsessed with Kingdom Hearts When....

 

~ You try to do double jumps on the trampoline, like Sora, but fail miserably. 5

 

~ You annoy your friends and family with impressions of Goofy falling off a cliff. "YAHOHOHOOOYYY...!!!"15

~ You get creeped out every time Dr. Finklestein opens his top and scratches his brain28

 

~ In Sleeping Beauty The Maleficent Dragon never looked scarier...41

~ You build your own gummi ships and mark that as a hobby on your resume for a job application45

~ Winnie the Pooh suddenly comes back in your life49

~ The Nightmare Before Christmas becomes your favorite Tim Burton movie53

 

i've try number 5 before and i did number 15 before kh and i knew i forgot something off on job application,winnie the pooh are always in my life,the nightmare before christmas was always my favorite burton

[rho 9]

~ You record every CG and cut scene, make a hundred copies, and sell it on Ebay! 12

 

 

 

 

-When you use a key to unlock a door or locker or whatever, you pretend it's a keyblade.

 

-You accidentally call someone Kairi.

 

-You constantly say "Got it memorized?"

 

-You look for your nobody.

 

-You take someone's name, and make an anagram of it with an X, and go to them and say that they have an evil twin, and tell them their "evil twin"s name. be sure to spell it out for them and ask them if they got it memorized.

[gambler-of-fate 1]

Dude its like your inside my mind except I hate mickey and sora for killing my beloved orginization....but I have just sat in class and wondered why Riku has silver hair....

[Pyro 0]

-When you carry around a 13ft sword, screamin at the top of your lungs: "GIVE INTO THE DARK!".

 

-When you've lost all emotions, you feel like you're a Nobody.

 

-You start carrying around a giant wooden keyblade, saying to anyone who comes across you: "Hey, man, I'm gonna save the worlds because there are (insert random creature of KH here) trying to destroy them, and I'll use my Keyblade to save you all."

 

*was thinking of doing the last one on the list of mine* *is friggen obssessed.*

[ZexyVexy 0]

lol yeah i agree with everyone!~

[xRayne93 10]

you know you're obsessed when you see a KH commercial on tv and spazz out like a school girl LOL *guilty* 8D

[ZexyVexy 0]

you know you're obsessed when you see a KH commercial on tv and spazz out like a school girl LOL *guilty* 8D

 

Ive done that!

[hawk222 152]

You Know You're Obsessed with Kingdom Hearts When....

~ You ponder about what it would be like to make out with someone as hot and sexy as Sora/Riku/Roxas/(Insert KH guy you LOVE here). 6

 

~ Then you realize that Sora/Riku/Roxas/(Insert KH guy you LOVE here) doesn't even exist in reality. He is just a bunch of clumped up pixels. You then cry. 7

 

~ Whenever you're going to get your period, you deny your obvious PMS and say that you're just being possessed by Ansem.23

 

~ The next day you curse yourself for not getting your homework for class done due to the fact you were too worried about Sora's hotness...but then you remember it's all going to be okay (as you think of KH2 all day and (Insert KH guy you LOVE here.)25

 

Um, any guy equivalents of this list? Anyone? Although I guess I could use that PMS one... Nah, I kid.

 

How about this one: ~ You make a "You Know You're Obsessed When..." list for Kingdom Hearts.

[Miss_Pat 0]

WOW.....I am a Kingdom Hearts FREAKY FAN!!!!!! *HAPPY DANCE*

[ZexyVexy 0]

 

You Know You're Obsessed with Kingdom Hearts When....

~ You ponder about what it would be like to make out with someone as hot and sexy as Sora/Riku/Roxas/(Insert KH guy you LOVE here). 6

 

~ Then you realize that Sora/Riku/Roxas/(Insert KH guy you LOVE here) doesn't even exist in reality. He is just a bunch of clumped up pixels. You then cry. 7

 

~ Whenever you're going to get your period, you deny your obvious PMS and say that you're just being possessed by Ansem.23

 

~ The next day you curse yourself for not getting your homework for class done due to the fact you were too worried about Sora's hotness...but then you remember it's all going to be okay (as you think of KH2 all day and (Insert KH guy you LOVE here.)25

 

Um, any guy equivalents of this list? Anyone? Although I guess I could use that PMS one... Nah, I kid.

 

How about this one: ~ You make a "You Know You're Obsessed When..." list for Kingdom Hearts.

 

Im a guy and all this applies to me well not the pms thing

[AnimePunk10 0]

-When you pull out your house key that has opnly one key attach and a keychain and think your a keyblade master

 

-You fight your friends with the key since you are the keyblade master

[Vexaim 1]

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