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What's with the fat shaming, dude? That's awful, omg.

 

It is but dont you guys EVER get smile all you think is sadness in this world

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Build a cabbage stand made out of pure lead, or behead the perpetrators. One head for each head of cabbage.

 

 

 

No, that makes you are horrible person. You should seek mental and emotional help immediately, or jump off a bridge. Either one works.

 

 

 

You should set her up on a blind date with your friend. If you have no friends set her up on a blind date with your father.

 

Do you have any spare axes please Edited by devereauxr

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No, that makes you are horrible person. You should seek mental and emotional help immediately, or jump off a bridge. Either one works.

 

*Phew* thank you. I needed those unkind words.

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Trying eating 30 Big Macs a day. Eventually you'll be able to hide your face under your fat rolls.

 

 

I work right next to a McDonalds!!! This works out, perfectly!!! Thanks, man! *Raises fist* Equality!

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What's the best way to scare the living crap out of someone?

 

Tell them their family is dead. Then tell them you were kidding and show them that they are alive. Then kill their family right in front of them.

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What's the best way to scare the living crap out of someone?

 

Even if I shouldn't be answering the question, I feel I need to make some suggestions.

 

 

You can scream in their ear while they're asleep, or, when someone's in the shower, fling the curtain wide open while wearing a scary costume (if it's a serial killer costume, hold a fake knife backwards & point the plastic blade, probably wrapped in tinfoil, strait at them, & make an inhuman growling/roaring noise), or make them play the scary maze game & have them see what happens when they clear all 3 levels. You could also, again, when they're asleep, pour freezing cold or scalding hot water on them, or you could clap your hands really hard, bang 2 frying pans together, or, put on a Star Wars movie (Robot chicken & Clone Wars not included, it has to be one of the six movies), pause it, turn the volume up all the way, then put it on mute, but when it's playing, don't unmute it until as soon as it starts saying, "A long time ago, in a Galaxy far, far away...", or you could, once again, put on a scary costume, & then, when they're asleep in the morning, & they first wake up, they see you. That is all. Nweintraub over & out.

 

 

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